Funniest Video Game Quotes?

[XenonMonkey]

In your opinion, what would be the funniest thing you have ever heard in a video game?
Mine would probably be Johnson in the intro to Halo 1 on Legendary

"I don't care if it's gods anti son of a bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop! We're not gonna let them get their hands on it!"

[Blakinator]

Here´s on from a pokemon game "I want you to have my Bone."
May be immature but still, its a child game!!!

[Final2Legion]

Anything from Duke Nukem

[desert116]

"That hurt my feelings! ...Oh my God, I have feelings?! I'm a real boy!"

~343 Guilty Spark

[MasterBalls]

"Let me remove you from your world of American cliches"

Saddler, Resident Evil 4

Bless the Resi writers, they still can't get it right :D

[ReikoSpazz]

At 3/10/09 05:13 PM, MasterBalls wrote: "Let me remove you from your world of American cliches"

Saddler, Resident Evil 4

Bless the Resi writers, they still can't get it right :D

(note 1st ever NG Forums post. yay?)
What no? Master of Unlocking or JillSandwich>?

I'm a hardcore fan of Chrono Trigger's "but you're still hungry"

[Trooper7]

GARRHHHH RAGHH RUN IM COMING FOR YOU!!!!

heavy on TF2 when hes having fun...does sound a bit...you know

[Davebear86]

YES!!! You where almost a Jill Sandwich is by far the funniest

[desert116]

At 3/10/09 05:39 PM, ReikoSpazz wrote: I'm a hardcore fan of Chrono Trigger's "but you're still hungry"

"HP/MP restored!"

"But you're still hungry."

[TwilightFox]

Roman: "I don't want to die, man! Not like this!"
Niko: "How would you like to die?"
Roman: "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?"

Gotta love the hilarious quotes of Grand Theft Auto IV.

[Valjylmyr]

"Well, I guess your mom got drunk one night--"

~Garza in a Killzone 2 mission. It's a lot funnier when you hear the rest of the conversation.

[ReikoSpazz]

Another great one is in Halo Wars when the lil' Flame Thrower d00d says "This could be our ticket outta here!" so excited, so happy. Then , a wall of rebel units Lvl3 and up kills them in 2 shots. Sooo funny.
Also, Silent Hill 3, Heather's reaction to telling her to reach inside a toilet. "What kind of person would do something like that" >:(
*~t3h C.

[JKMonkey]

"So much for my vacation"- Duke Nukem ZER0 HOUR

[ZpLiNtEh]

At 3/10/09 05:57 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: "Well, I guess your mom got drunk one night--"

~Garza in a Killzone 2 mission. It's a lot funnier when you hear the rest of the conversation.

lmfao I fucking cracked up at that part, Garza is awesome.

Shame he...well..you know.

Also:

"It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, to take it with you" - Slightly random

"That was too close, you were almost a jill sandwich!" - lulz, it never gets old.

^ Barreh Burton from Resident Evil

"I am ERROR" - made me lol

^ Some random NPC from Zelda 2.

[Viridis]

The president has been captured by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

[MetallixTheKnight]

At 3/10/09 05:56 PM, TwilightFox wrote: Roman: "I don't want to die, man! Not like this!"
Niko: "How would you like to die?"
Roman: "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?"

Gotta love the hilarious quotes of Grand Theft Auto IV.

IKNOWRIGHT? It's full of funny shit, but here's my favorite;

It's been awhile since I heard the line; probably not completely accurate.

Niko: "I killed the guy. He came to a sticky end."
Vlad: "Good to hear. You should talk to your cousin's girlfriend, she looooves sticky endings."
Niko: FUCK YOU! Say that to my face and I'll break you!

[DM692]

"I HAVE NO GREETING DO NOT TALK TO ME"

Oblivion. When you get the Shivering Isles expansion and run up to the guardian place, sometimes all the knights will just be standing there, and if you talk to one he will say that.

[scetch00]

KZ2 - "I SHIT YOU NOT"

[Ragnarokia]

Why do you defy me!?

[xscoot]

The entire game over screen from Total Distortion,

If you would rather not watch the whole video, here are some of the better lines:

"Your heart has stopped and your brain is cold."
"You are so-so dead."
"What a pitiful waste of a human life."

Sounds better in the video though.

For a change, I'm going to let the picture do the talking...

"Hi there, would you please sign my petition?"
"... I'm sorry."
"You've got to be fucking kidding."

Among others from the same game.

[codemaste6]

Its that dog!-resident evil 4

[VJoe10]

Roman: "I don't want to die, man! Not like this!"
Niko: "How would you like to die?"
Roman: "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?"
Aw man I wanted to post this one!
I used to have it on my XBOX bio.
This one from the picture is funny too.

[whitewolfer]

anything cole says in the grears of war games, and liberty prime in fallout 3 is great

"communism is the definition of failure"

[sir5000]

"Goodbye, cruel adventure game world!"

-Guybrush Threepwood from Escape from Monkey Island

[TheRipper00]

Your our Amazon Jill!!!! - RE1 Yes god bless those guys, they keep trying.

[Dexter3000]

One of my favorite quotes would have to be in Pikmin.at the end of each day in the game,the guy your playing as(Olimar)writes in his dairy.in one of them,he says about the Pikmin not attacking him."Do they view me as a parental figure?!A strange disturbing thought..."

i thought it was funny anyway.

Dexter3000

[Supermatx1]

Anything from Earthbound like:

'I live free-rent in the mouse house'

Dude in the exit mouse house.

[slothfromabove]

At 3/10/09 05:10 PM, Final2Legion wrote: Anything from Duke Nukem

For a full list of reasons as to why Final2Legion speaks the truth simply click here

[thePariah]

At 3/12/09 03:48 PM, slothfromabove wrote:

At 3/10/09 05:10 PM, Final2Legion wrote: Anything from Duke Nukem

For a full list of reasons as to why Final2Legion speaks the truth simply click here

This list has made a believer of me. God I miss that game so much lol

For some reason I always thought the funniest part in the game was when you went up to a toilet and you heard "ugh... i gotta pee" What a clever line.. haha