Mexican Staring Frog

[Major-n0ob]

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Alright everyone, you all know of the South Park episode in which Jimbo and Ned hunt the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka. What you may NOT know, is that Trey Parker and Matt Stone did not invent the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka...it actually exists! Here is a link to the proof.

http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2008/02/dea dly-mexican-staring-frog-of-sri.html

In fact, it wasn't until shortly after reading this article that I made a startling discovery...there has been an abnormally large amount of people falling into catatonic states right here in my own state! I know this because my dad is an emergency room physician, so I get the inside scoop. You know what this means...the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka is right here in my own backyard and I am going to find this bastard!

Just as surely as I type this, I witnessed a man on the sidewalk fall prey to this deadly frog. I was walking to a friend's house to make some por... err... home movies and this guy just fell forward flat on his face! I barely had time to get a shot of the frog and he can be seen leaping away in the pic below. I would like to know what all you skeptics have to say now!

The hunt is on for the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka! I will update this thread regularly with my progress and updates, so stay tuned!

[Electric-Bla]

Oh hai guys! I'm teddy, and if you don't post this in ten other threads...

Inb4allglory.

[CaptainPeepers]

That thing was adorable in it's own special hideous way.

[TheRadicalOne]

I love that frog. I just want to know how it survives in the wild, look at it! It's puzzling.

[Major-n0ob]

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UPDATE

As you all know, I have taken it upon myself to begin the hunt for the elusive Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka. What many of you may not know is that this frog can put you into a deep catatonic state if you make eye contact with him. For this reason I have decided not to hold back and build up a powerful arsenal for the hunt. I will not make the mistake of underestimating the deadliness of this frog.

Unfortunately, Obama is in office, which means a ban on guns, fun, and happiness. However, there are still plenty of avenues with the Russians. Here is a pic of the one I am interested in. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka will soon meet his match at the end of this baby!

Stay tuned for more updates on the hunt!

[SatanHam]

lolz.
lt looks cool.

[KrevZabijak]

That south park shit is still funny?

[sirtom93]

Just give them some hardcore porn, they'll snap right out of it :3

[Major-n0ob]

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UPDATE

It would seem I have a lead on the hunt for the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka! There is a town just 45 minutes south of where I live that seems to have a large number of people suffering from schezephrenia and catatonic state behavior. I think I may have just located the general area of this evil frog! With my new arsenal of Russian weaponry, this frog will soon meet his end! I will pack up and head out there tonight, keeping you all updated along the way via wireless laptop.

Hurrah, for the hunt of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka!