Forum Topic: The UroClub: Pee into a golf club.

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Posted at: 3/10/09 12:18 AM

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Yes. You read that correctly.

Allow the commercial to explain more clearly.

This is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.

http://www.uroclub.com/

Excerpt from "The History of The UroClub"

"This may sound like a joke, but it's not. I am a Board Certified Urologist, practicing in Florida, a place where Golf is played year round. Every day I hear these same complaints from my patients because they suffer from urinary frequency (a condition that can begin in men, as early as their mid 30's). Even if you don't have this problem, let's face it, there are not too many bathrooms on the golf course.

These are the very patients that inspired me to create the UroClub%u2122. A camouflaged portable urinal, designed to be discrete, sanitary and create an air of privacy! It looks like an ordinary golf club and comes equipped with a unique removable golf towel clipped to the shaft that functions as a privacy shield!

Imagine, giving the appearance of taking a practice swing, while both privately and confidentially, you are able to relieve yourself without any embarrassment! This can be accomplished easily while standing by the golf cart, as well. Have the confidence to drink whatever you wish during your game and not worry if you'll make it to the clubhouse in time!"

My response: what the fuck.

The UroClub: Pee into a golf club.

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Posted at: 3/10/09 12:19 AM

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God damned outsourcing to Japan.

Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

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Posted at: 3/10/09 12:22 AM

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when i was golfing with my old white friend i got a boner from holding pee and it was very embarrassing until my pal said it happened all time to all the best golfers. needless to say, my first homoerotic relationship took off that day as my friend offered up his anal cavity as a temporary urine container. since i was gifted with the uroclub for my bday by the same friend, i felt very hurt, i didn't even like golf, it was the fun of spending time with a good friend, and peeing in his asshole that kept me coming back. and thus, my first homoerotic came to an unfortunate end as soon as things were getting spicy ;-)

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Posted at: 3/10/09 12:23 AM

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Do they have one for girls?

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Posted at: 3/10/09 12:23 AM

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Do those come in african-american sizes?

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Posted at: 3/10/09 12:24 AM

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That idea actually isn't bad.

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Posted at: 3/10/09 12:26 AM

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At 3/10/09 12:23 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Do they have one for girls?

LOL for me it wouldn't matter: I'd rather hike my skirts in full view and let 'er rip than carry around a golf club full of piss all day!!!


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MadCow

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Posted at: 3/10/09 12:42 AM

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At 3/10/09 12:23 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Do they have one for girls?

simple use your p-mate to pee in your uroclub and you've got a uroclub for women!

xxXxdAmADcOW420xXxx ~ {{i mAy LOoK LiKe a Q-T bUt iF U mE$s w/ mE iLL kiCk uR bOOtY & u caLL mE BiTch LiKe ItS a BaD tHiNG. RIP 2 mi faLLen SoLJa MaC DrE ~THIZZ OR DIE BEEZY}}

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Posted at: 3/10/09 12:45 AM

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At 3/10/09 12:42 AM, MadCow wrote:
At 3/10/09 12:23 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Do they have one for girls?
simple use your p-mate to pee in your uroclub and you've got a uroclub for women!

I'm never not going golfing again!

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Posted at: 3/10/09 01:03 AM

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At 3/10/09 12:45 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I'm never not going golfing again!

and i would think that this might brong the older women into golf...

even if its not a real sport

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Posted at: 3/10/09 01:29 AM

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At 3/10/09 12:42 AM, MadCow wrote:
At 3/10/09 12:23 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Do they have one for girls?
simple use your p-mate to pee in your uroclub and you've got a uroclub for women!

Well, now I've seen it all...


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TheL1st

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Posted at: 3/10/09 01:31 AM

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my question is , can u masturbate into it?


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MadCow

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Posted at: 3/10/09 08:20 PM

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At 3/10/09 01:31 AM, TheL1st wrote: my question is , can u masturbate into it?

simple install your favorite fleshlight in your uro club and you've got a uro club for masturbatory purposes for men!

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