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The initial wave I'd go onto an oil platform, after you've cleared that out (if required) there's no chance of re-population.

Sit there until rations begin to run low and venture back to the mainland, of which time zombies would have begun dying of starvation.

Stock up return to oil platform, rinse and repeat

The answer is so damn obvious, just climb a high mountain and stay there, if they tried to climb they would just fall down

I'd grab what I had that could help me, get my ass to the local park and swim to the medium-sized island in the middle. There I'd set up camp and kill birds for food until I was rescued by the army choppers/trucks.

I'd go all like "HOLY SHIT this is just like that overdone thread omggggg". I'd probably then sit in the corner of my home, just waiting...

Zombies don't scare me... they're slow and stupid... plus, they only infect through bites and it's a lot harder to bite through clothes and human flesh then the movies make it seem.

A turtle neck sweater, a pair of pants, and a jacket is pretty much all you need to survive the zombie invasion. If you're still worried... climb a tree or go upstairs, lock the door, and smash out a few of the steps on your way... zombies can't climb, jump, or open doors so you're safe.

no worries.

At 3/10/09 12:12 AM, TheZach wrote: I would pretend to be a zombie. You see, zombies aren't very smart; all you have to do is walk around saying, "BRAAAINS"

THIS!!

The condominium i live in is like a fortress. Most people will try to flee and jam up the roads. I'll just gather my friends and family, head down to the Big 5 near my house, grab some guns and ammo, head to the equally close grocery store and loot the fuck out of it, then settle down in said fortress for as long as possible.

Then go fucking nuts and blitz the military barricades.

At 3/10/09 12:11 AM, Eclipse914 wrote:

At 3/9/09 11:11 PM, Bleed101 wrote: How would you survive the end of the world brought on by ZOMBIES

Australia.

Zombies cant swim, at least I dont think...

They CAN walk on the ocean floor forever until they find land though, which I think noticing upward slants wouldnt be too hard for them to find. So youd be safe after all the Aussy zombies are dead, then theyd be back at it again.

At 3/9/09 11:12 PM, MissingNYC wrote: well... i wouldnt go into a mall i tell you that much... also i'd head north... like into canada... NOTHING ever happens there

I'm here!
Canada has stuff happening there too ya know...

At 3/10/09 07:12 AM, Podburrys wrote:

At 3/10/09 07:08 AM, InsaneBrutality wrote: I have an advantage , I live in an apartment building on the 5th floor.
Hopefully zombies won't be able to climb walls like in I am legend (worst zombie movie I have ever seen).

They weren't zombies, they were actually crazy cancer ladden people. Skin Cancer, judging by the reaction to sunlight.

they are vampires in the book and the movie just made them fucked up vampires. also they are still living and not undead.

anyways i dont have any guns in my house so i would probably barricade my basement with my family and grab all our tools like axes and chainsaws and wait out two weeks two see if government could destroy them. if not I think the best plan would be to load up the truck and boat and make a run to the Air Force National Guard base in augusta. If the base is deserted then drive out to the coast and take our chances on the open sea.

meh I'd get a machette or a large sharp object (no ammo) find a semi-safe place that has very little or no reachable glass for zombies to get through, baracade the door/doors with furiture... wait are the zombies flesh eating?

Everybody knows that zombies hate gay music!

Lock the doors and play Xbox in the basement. The zombies aren't going to search every damn house in the world. So I will just see if anybody is on Xbox and tell them to send help. I will get the baseball bat in the garage and some of the bigger knives in the kitchen. Thats my plan.

Well obviously not many of you have ever lived a Canadian winter. For zombies to freeze, acording to "A zombie survival guide", it has to be -30 celcius and I don't know if any of you city slickers have ever gone outside at -30, but its fucking cold! Even with good gear.
So for people who think of camping outside in canada, without fire so that you don't attract anybody or anything.
Before you think of camping in a canadian winter, get very good gear, inuit style!

Sorry to say this, but leave him or kill him, he would be a liability to your survival.

it will be hard as his meds are anrcodics 1200$ a stick

You would have to endanger your life to get them, so kill him to extend your supplies.
Chances of survival : 15% max.

did i say that teh busses are not solur powerd?
i have read that thare is a experamental cure in rusha.
id fly him out thare.
and secure rusha.
ohhh
you wer pwnth

to the dismay of you zombie movies wont be as thay say yes zeds will be everyware. but id get my whole town first.

i would make them see barney

Step 1. Rally a small group (6-8) people together. Equal numbers of girls and guys. All socially compatible.
Step 2. Gather guns from home, local gun store (if the lunatic isn't there yet), etc.
Step 3. Raid local grocery store. Get at least a month's worth of supplies
Step 4. Hoof it into the woods - or - use bikes to go down highway (less likely as people use the highway a great deal and zombies would probably be there. And fire. And flaming zombies.)
Step. Try to find a secluded camping spot or cabin.
Step 5. Wait.
-If zombies show up- Shoot 'em
-If people show up- Stop 'em at a certain perimeter for x number of hours/days to see if they're infected. If they have adequate supplies, let them in for a day or two. If they have nothing, give them half a day's worth of food/water and send them away. If we are low on supplies and the person isn't infected and is alone, kill 'em and eat 'em and still 'is supplies.
-if army shows up- that won't happen unless they're killing witnesses, in which case we = screwed
-hunt-
-fish if available-
-if companion become hostile- If someone in the group begins causing problems, the established leader, me in this scenario, will warn the companion with a threat of exile. If problems continue, exile with 3 days supplies. If wont leave, threaten with gun. If gets violent, shoot. Being the leader sucks.
-if exiled- (hey, its a possibility) try to stay close by. Group will most likely accept you back after a while. If not, establish shelter nearby and hunt.

Absinthe, a Sniper, a lawn chair, Beers, Food, High building, Music...

I can not stress this enough, guns are not the best soulution, they will only help other zombies find you, best thing to do is to lock down an inner-city school, and camp their for as long as you can.

At 3/11/09 02:07 AM, Bleed101 wrote: I can not stress this enough, guns are not the best soulution, they will only help other zombies find you, best thing to do is to lock down an inner-city school, and camp their for as long as you can.

Remember food. Stock up on food and water- and don't eat none of it unless you really need it.

With lots of guns 'n' food 'n' stuff. Also, I'd probably need an awesome secret base. Kind of like the Bat Cave...only better!

At 3/11/09 02:13 AM, Cheese-on-toast wrote: With lots of guns 'n' food 'n' stuff. Also, I'd probably need an awesome secret base. Kind of like the Bat Cave...only better!

Holy shit yeah!

Okay, so I live on Vancouver Island, An Island surrounded by Crabs and Dogfish ( Those are those little annoying bait chomping sharks for anyone who doesn't know). Are we talking Zombies as in reanimated corpses of humans, because they have no chance in the water with that many scavenger creatures, not to mention the bigger sharks who would also get an easy meal... but seriously, The Crabs man, They'll eat anything dead or rotting...If animals are zombies too,Then were all dead, its the first mosquito zombies that will turn the rest of us.

So if were talking...
A virus spread through the bite? ( Don't get bitten or eat zombie meat. I'd Be watchful of quarantine procedures and military cover ups)
A Chemical that reanimates dead tissue? ( Beware of Teeth and claws, Find out what company is responsable, see if theres an antidote? Military should be on peoples side)
An airborne illness that turns The contaminated dead? (Cant run from that one, even on an Island)
reanimated Magically? ( Cant kill what something else is lending its life force to, no matter how many bits of flesh an muscle one removes)
A revenging demon sending minions in the bodies of the dead ( Uh, I wouldnt want to get in their way, Power mad Demons possesing corpses also fit this category, best to stay in the basement with the video games)
and are these brain craving zombies?, ( Keep a spare just in case.)
flesh craving zombies?, ( Zombies that will just eat you, your dog, and your next door neighbor)
avenging Zombies? ( zombies out to achieve a single goal?)

I like it here on Vancouver Island, I'd personally raid the super market and hop on one of the big Ferries we use to get off this honking rock ,then sail it to Hawaii or the Galapagos, providing no A-hole wants to bring their ailing relative along, I don't care who they were, their a health risk now. Unless I'm sick or lame too. cause then Ill just stick my arm out the window and join the brain hunt.

I'd also like to be anywhere there's a wheat thresher, That + field of zombies = Fun!

i would blend in with them like in shaun of the dead, and eventually i would gain their trust so we could breed

At 3/9/09 11:33 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:

At 3/9/09 11:13 PM, Minty-Hippo wrote: I'd use the search bar.

But what if the zombie invasion devoured the electric plant workers and your Internet Service Providers. How would you do that now. First things first I'm heading to the country.

He meant to use the search bar now, because they're many threads like these.

Zombie apocalypse i hope happens but most likely wont, But! there are real diseases that could bring the world into a Zombie-like Apocalypse :]

Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease - Mad Cow Disease in Human/Humans.

Just like the movie 28-Day's Later :D Original Link-5 Reason's

If you watch the extra's of 28 days later you'll hear how "Rage" can become a real epidemic :]

At 3/10/09 09:32 PM, Randy74 wrote: Everybody knows that zombies hate gay music!

I am SO ready.

I'll say it again: commandeer a ship. Why?

-Zombies can't swim; their muscle coordination is terrible. They'd be landlocked and unable to reach you.
-Even if zombies can walk along the sea floor (the undead don't need oxygen?), it would take them a while to get there, plus the pressure would probably crush them if they don't die of starvation first. Furthermore, it probably won't occur to them to pursue you by water because they don't have the intellectual capacity to do so.
-Depending on the ship you get, it can come with everything you need. This is especially true of aircraft carriers: nuclear-powered, room to grow food, water everywhere, on-board medical facilities, military grade equipment and communications network, an open air platform measured in acres, and VERY WELL ARMED. (Of course, if you don't have the crew to staff such a vessel, smaller may be better - a ferry would probably suffice.)
-Ships can organize into fleets without much fear of zombie attack, provided they follow proper quarantine procedures. Land caravans and cities of refuge are not so lucky.
-Unless fish are the problem (which is unlikely given the usual nature of T-viruses), you'll have a plentiful source of uncontaminated meat nearby, especially after populations regrow from lack of human hunting. (For this reason, a trawler may also be a good choice of vessel.)

Any contention?

+1 Zombie threads. Good work.

-Zombies can't swim; their muscle coordination is terrible. They'd be landlocked and unable to reach you.

They can float. true, they might not reach you, but why take a chance?

-Even if zombies can walk along the sea floor (the undead don't need oxygen?), it would take them a while to get there, plus the pressure would probably crush them if they don't die of starvation

first.

Zombies don't NEED to eat. No one knows why they eat humans and animals, they just do. Starvation is not an issue.
Furthermore, it probably won't occur to them to pursue you by water because they don't have the intellectual capacity to do so.

-Depending on the ship you get, it can come with everything you need. This is especially true of aircraft carriers: nuclear-powered, room to grow food

Food requires fertile soil and time. Unless you plan on hauling Dirt from OSH, don't expect to grow crops on a ship. that's fucking stupid.

water everywhere

yes, SALT water. as in undrinkable and useless in your magic grow-plants-out-of-metal-flooring plan.

communications network

Who exactly are you planning on talking to? The military probably won't be too happy to hear about you jacking one of their vessels. You'd probably find yourself raided by angry soldiers in no time.

an open air platform measured in acres,

without fuel and knowledge of how to use the aircraft, AND a place to go, this won't do you much good, unless you decide to use it as some kind of recreation area like in Fallout 3.

and VERY WELL ARMED.

Again, this is military grade hardware. Typical civilians aren't going to be able to use these effectively. Most will grab an assault rifle and full auto and fall on their asses from the recoil.

Ships can organize into fleets,provided they follow proper quarantine procedures.

depending on the length of the outbreak, you might run out of supplies while out at sea.

-Unless fish are the problem (which is unlikely given the usual nature of T-viruses)

, you'll have a plentiful source of uncontaminated meat nearby, especially after populations regrow from lack of human hunting. (For this reason, a trawler may also be a good choice of vessel.)

This is actually pretty accurate, fishing would be a good option, provided you could keep the boat fueled and avoid catching wayward zombies in your net. Imagine, you pull up the heavy net, thinking you've got a load of fish. Suddenly, a zombie stumbles out of the net and onto the deck. NOW you have a problem.

Any contention?

As you can see, yes, a LOT of contention. Please rethink your strategy, and maybe if you happen to be in the LBC, I'll invite you in for a cold one.