I need to do something bad...

[Cybersief]

Here's the story, I made cookies over the weekend, a batch of twelve. And I hid two of them in the back of the fridge, I hid them from my faggot brother because I knew he'd eat them. Well, I decided tomorrow I was gonna have a cookie for lunch, and I was looking forward to it more than I look forward to Christmas. That's how bad I wanted it. Now, my dipshit brother comes along, see's I spent the night at my friend's house and decides to look for the cookies, he finds it, eats it. And just now I looked in the back of the fridge, yep, they're gone.

Now he's been doing this bullshit to me all the time, it pisses me off more than you can imagine. I swear I'm trying so hard not to go into his room right now and throw a punch at him.

So, here's the deal, I NEED to do something bad to him. So I thought, I have to do it to his most precious item, his laptop, well not 'his' laptop, he just decided to call it his, and it became his. But that's another story. It can't be anything too bad, nothing permanent. I just want to annoy him for a while. Like, maybe block something for working for like a month, then setting it back. He doesn't know computers THAT well.

So any ideas? Here's the breakdown of the rules:
- I can't delete ANYTHING, especially his school work.
- I have to be able to set it back in a month or two (depending on how I feel).
- It has to be annoying, like really annoying.
- It has to be something that he can't figure out how to fix.

Go crazy NG, I need ideas, I NEED to get back at him.

Thanks (Sorry for the long topic as well).

[sweetshinmusic]

Copy all of his most important work onto a flash drive, then delete it from the computer. When he starts to blame you, put it back on in a different folder when he is asleep.

[DeatHTaX]

Kill his mother with the laptop, and frame him for the murder.

or Switch all the keys around on his keyboard. Or go through a bunch of his music files and change one letter in all the paths. Who knows....or rename the music so that the songs aren't what they're titled. Idk. the "no deleting" thing kinda limits your fun in some ways

[Iristorm]

Maybe you should delete all the cookies on his computer! (Lame pun.)

[Biscuit-head]

Bake more cookies and eat him in front of his face.
Then tell him to stop taking shit that isn't his.

[Cybersief]

At 3/9/09 04:37 PM, DeatHTaX wrote: Kill his mother with the laptop, and frame him for the murder.

or Switch all the keys around on his keyboard. Or go through a bunch of his music files and change one letter in all the paths. Who knows....or rename the music so that the songs aren't what they're titled. Idk. the "no deleting" thing kinda limits your fun in some ways

Oh, that reminds me, that fucker has wasted 40GBs of bandwith on music (About 9,200 songs) and about 20GBs on TV shows and movies, any more ideas with that?

[Doomsday-One]

Set a password on the router (as it is a laptop, I assume it uses wireless).

It will probably be in the manual that came with it (physical or on CD).

If that isn't enough, or he doesn't really use the internet (but it still connects), set up Remote Assistance on it, and control it from another computer. Great fun, trust me =P

[Cybersief]

At 3/9/09 04:38 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote: Set his homepage as some sort of shock-site.

If he is very technophobic, he won't be able to do anything about it...

No, he'd be able to fix it... But I mean, the only shock site I can think of is: NSFW

[KrevZabijak]

There are programs that can mass-edit ID3 tags.
Get one of those, and change all the tags to "Never Gonna Give You Up"

[triplenoob]

you could transfer his school work to your computer, and delete it from his. so he will think his work is gone but you will have a copy.

[Cybersief]

At 3/9/09 04:43 PM, triplenoob wrote: you could transfer his school work to your computer, and delete it from his. so he will think his work is gone but you will have a copy.

A lot of people are saying that, and here's the problem with that, it only lasts like 2 minutes. I need something that'll bother him for a month. Like, maybe each time he opens up MSN or something an error message appears, or everytime he does a certain something an error message comes up. That's the kind of annoying I'm talking about.

[DeatHTaX]

Ctrl+A + All his music
Right click, properties
rename all the files to DoucheBag

[B4gle]

Break his arm.

[snowy556]

make a shortcut and copy and paste this as the location. %windir%\system32\shutdown.exe -s -t 20 -c "Rebooting computer to allow updates to take effect."

it will shut down his comp in 20 seconds, then make several of them and replace every icon on his desktop with them, and change the file picture to what the normal one on the desktop would be. this way if he figures it out, he will have to lauch things from start menu.

[snowy556]

or for some quick laughs take a screenie of his desktop, with his icons, and use that as the default backround, and then right click anywhere on the desktop go to arrange icons by, and deselect show desktop icons.

this makes it look like they are still there, but they are not clickable, as they are a part of the desktop image.

[SilentCougar]

At 3/9/09 04:53 PM, snowy556 wrote: or for some quick laughs take a screenie of his desktop, with his icons, and use that as the default backround, and then right click anywhere on the desktop go to arrange icons by, and deselect show desktop icons.

this makes it look like they are still there, but they are not clickable, as they are a part of the desktop image.

That's gold man!

[Connor-Black-Inferno]

At 3/9/09 04:37 PM, DeatHTaX wrote: Kill his mother with the laptop, and frame him for the murder.

or Switch all the keys around on his keyboard. Or go through a bunch of his music files and change one letter in all the paths. Who knows....or rename the music so that the songs aren't what they're titled. Idk. the "no deleting" thing kinda limits your fun in some ways

Haha! Lol.

[snowy556]

haha i just thought of this one, you could go on his music, and change all of his album covers to gay porn.

[Evark]

Maybe if you label your shit as "I WORKED FOR HOURS TO MAKE THESE AND YOU DIDN'T. DO NOT EAT EVEN ONE." he might respect your culinary inclinations a little bit more.

Basically: any form of communication instead of assumptions would work better. He might not even have any idea that YOU made the cookies in the first place. Refrigerators aren't that big, dude. I don't believe you COULD hide cookies.

Uh, anyway. If you're really that vindictive, just take something that he's worked on and enjoy it. Next time you see him making himself a sandwich or something just walk up and scoop up half and chow down right in front of him. He'll probably punch you in the face, but whatever. It's YOUR revenge, not mine.

[jhylander]

At 3/9/09 04:55 PM, SilentCougar wrote:

At 3/9/09 04:53 PM, snowy556 wrote: or for some quick laughs take a screenie of his desktop, with his icons, and use that as the default backround, and then right click anywhere on the desktop go to arrange icons by, and deselect show desktop icons.

this makes it look like they are still there, but they are not clickable, as they are a part of the desktop image.

That's gold man!

Oh god yes!!!

but i think that he would soon realise that it is a background i doubt he would be THAT stupid....would he?!

[Connor-Black-Inferno]

Put something that's really badly off in the cookies, therefore he will feel sick and then you can laugh at his pain! :D

[Stretchysumo]

Change his homepage to gabenwell.com. He WILL kill himself.

[joabos]

Frame him by downloading lots of rape, guro and Child porn on his laptop and then tell his mother you found those.

You can also make more cookies, hide more two on the fridge, and put cyanide on them. But here's the thing: Warn him. He'll learn his lesson, and die afterwards.

OF course, you'd go to jail, so do the first one.

[sweetshinmusic]

:At 3/9/09 04:53 PM, snowy556 wrote:

or for some quick laughs take a screenie of his desktop, with his icons, and use that as the default :backround, and then right click anywhere on the desktop go to arrange icons by, and deselect show :desktop icons.

That is actually gold...
Well, done sir. You have now won 10 internets.

[Ryane926]

Take all the buttons off his keyboard (:
You can put them back on, don't worry.
Or download porn&pop-ups.
Lots of them.
So it pops up whenever he goes on (:

[snowy556]

download gay porn, and make a shortcut on the desktop, and chose the gay porn as the location, and then change the picture of the shortcut to internet explorer, or whatever he has and change the name too, and then he will get gay porn when he tries to go online.

i suggest Here (NSFW) to get any pornographic image for this project.

[yurgenburgen]

At 3/9/09 04:33 PM, Cybersief wrote: He doesn't know computers THAT well.

Find all the shortcuts to whichever application he uses most. Probably the internet. Change all the targets on each shortcut to something else like MSPaint. Also you can find the actual Internet icons and set them to "Hidden", and if he doesn't know computers that well he won't be able to get online.

[Drugged]

At 3/9/09 04:40 PM, fruitypeebils wrote: delete system32

I guess I havn't been on NG long enough to say that :(

You've been on NG too long to say that. Really, it's not funny anymore.

[DroopyA]

I'd take his laptop and create an adminstrator account for myself... then I'd bump all the other users down to guest.

At which point, I'd change the settings so that his backdrop is a picture that says "I'll fucking kill you if you eat my cookies again you fuck!" and set his homepage to lemonparty or something.

He won't know the adminstrator password so he can't change it. And he can't change it with his login because he doesn't have permission too.

Or soemthing like that, I'm not that familure with windows permissions. But you could definitly fuck him that way... deny him access to all of his songs or something.

just make sure you don't forget the new admin password or you're fucked. And keep track of what you change and how it was set up before you changed it so you can put it back.

I think you can also backup the registry... then fuck with it so a lot of his programs don't work. Then, when you feel kind, give him the restore file.

I never liked messing with the registry through...

[killslasher]

At 3/9/09 04:37 PM, sweetshinmusic wrote: Copy all of his most important work onto a flash drive, then delete it from the computer. When he starts to blame you, put it back on in a different folder when he is asleep.

Awesome idea, he should try that.

At 3/9/09 04:39 PM, Cybersief wrote:

At 3/9/09 04:37 PM, DeatHTaX wrote: Kill his mother with the laptop, and frame him for the murder.

or Switch all the keys around on his keyboard. Or go through a bunch of his music files and change one letter in all the paths. Who knows....or rename the music so that the songs aren't what they're titled. Idk. the "no deleting" thing kinda limits your fun in some ways

Oh, that reminds me, that fucker has wasted 40GBs of bandwith on music (About 9,200 songs) and about 20GBs on TV shows and movies, any more ideas with that?

Is that a lot to you? Because certain people value memory more than others. I for one would get super-pissed at that. Because my hard disk holds less than 40GB! But that really is crappy. Well, my suggestion is to shove in a fuck load of useless files.

Go on notepad, and make loads of useless files that look like something complicated. Throw in several variables, and fake commands. Make it look like a utility file, something important. Like something you would be afraid to delete. Name them to a different extension. Instead of txt, try ini. Because those are configuration files. Make several of them, and move them to folders that your brother uses on his laptop. He should be able to navigate to his homework, but there's going to be loads of useless documents in his way. And, if he falls for it, he'll be too scared to actually delete any of the spam.

An alternative way, is to hide loads of his files. Very simple, and if he actually manages to fall for that, then you win, once again.

And also, you could try scrambling all of his documents and folders into different places.