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At 3/8/09 07:26 AM, jesus-of-subway wrote: And her number is...?

LOL... no really i laughed

At 3/8/09 07:51 AM, Rebbay wrote: Hey there Kirsty
Don't you worry bout that STD
There's plenty more where that came from
Just don't dare try to have sex with me
Close your eyes
Imagine screwing a thousand guys
I'm sure you've tried

Ha ha, those are awesome lyrics. :D

Hey there Kirsty
I might have to disagree
With you going on your sexual sprees
And fucking random fucking trees in groups of thrreeeeeesss
every one else in our school agreeesss
You are a fleeeeaaaa.

Oh well I tried :p

fuck off, you can't ''like'' being ''raped'' you dumbass.

besides i bet you still rub your dick in the corner like a little bitch.

At 3/8/09 01:39 PM, DarkSytze wrote: fuck off, you can't ''like'' being ''raped'' you dumbass.

True say. But then again, she ha a fetish for violent sex, especially when forced to.

besides i bet you still rub your dick in the corner like a little bitch.

No, sorry I dont believe your mothers mouth qualifies as a corner.

what kind of whore loses thier virginity at 10 and gets an std before they even turn 18

why did you get together in the first place?

At 3/8/09 10:09 AM, homor wrote: why would i help you be an immature dickhead?

tehehehe.

At 3/8/09 01:03 PM, sweetshinmusic wrote: Not really. I'm the only one I know in my year who's had sex.

Ure so kewl, I wanna be like you when I grow up.
You're 14 for christs sake, you're not even fully developed yet and neither are the girls.

If you do it at that age your first time is presumably going to suck a copious amount, and you can't do it over again and make it better.

Hey there Kirsty
What's it like in highb'ry park
While you're fucking thirty-nine year olds
And sucking meaty cock, oh yes you do
You're a prostitute of sorts, with genital warts

Hey there Kirsty
Don't you worry bout that STD
There's plenty more where that came from
Just don't dare to have sex with me
Close your eyes
Imagine screwing a thousand guys
I'm sure you've tried

Oh, I hope it hurts to pee
Oh, you got an STD
Oh, why can't you see
Oh, you're not good enough for me
Good enough for me.

Hey there Kirsty
You are such a fucking whore
That if prossies had the oscars
Then I'm sure you'd win them all.
Close your eyes, forget the foursome you had last night,
You shouldn't bite (ARGH MY DICK!)

Hey there Kirsty
What does that old guy's cum taste like?
You should definitely know
You sucked as much as Dick Van Dyke
When he came here, he's not as bad as you though,
oh no no, no

Oh, I hope it hurts to pee
Oh, you got an STD
Oh, why can't you see
Oh, you're not good enough for me
Good enough for me.

A thousand guys is pretty much but I'm sure you can suck it up
You'll get through all of them someday
This song is simply to make sure
That everyone knows you're a whore
Since you cheat like a bitch on PMS

Kirsty I can promise you,
That by the time you're twenty-two
That you will definitely have AIDS
And you're to blame

Hey there Kirsty
I think somebody just rang for you
They said they wanted a blow job
And I'm saying that this aint new
It's just you

You know this is because of you
You do whatever you want to
Hey there Kirsty here's to you
This song's for you

Oh, I hope it hurts to pee
Oh, you got an STD
Oh, why can't you see
Oh, you're not good enough for me
Good enough for me.

Thanks Rebbay. :)

I was recently betrayed in the same fasion so I wrote this in about ten minutes... not sure if it's any good. Here's mine:

Hey there Kirsty, man, you really are a sick bitch,
getting off to shit like cup chicks,
and you're handling more than four dicks at one time.
You are mother fucking slime.
You're fucking slime...

Hey there Kirsty, man, your tits are shaped like plastic bags
with every step they droop and sag.
Oh man, you make me fucking gag to see.
You look like a god damn manatee!
A manatee...

And
Oh, it's really plain to see
what a slut that you can be.
Oh, I just can't believe
all the fucking STD's
you almost gave to me.
Almost gave to me...

Hey there Kirsty, the next guy to stick his dick in you
will catch a new disease or two
like crabs, or aids. There's quite a few to choose,
and he'll get them all from you!
Them all from you...

Hey there Kirsty, when it comes to sex there's nothing new.
You've been gangbanged and been abused,
and you'll fuck anything on two legs that moves.
You'll sodomize animals too.
Animals too...

And
Oh, it's really plain to see
what a slut that you can be.
Oh, I just can't believe
all the fucking STD's
you almost gave to me.
Almost gave to me...

Well goodbye Kirsty, I hope you have a good life
while you're fucking every guy you find
you'll probably die from AIDS or commit suicide.
This is the last goodbye.
the last goodbye
This is goodbye.

muhaha

At 3/8/09 01:20 PM, Murad136 wrote: Hey there Kirsty
I might have to disagree
With you going on your sexual sprees
And fucking random fucking trees in groups of thrreeeeeesss
every one else in our school agreeesss
You are a fleeeeaaaa.

Oh well I tried :p

You could turn "fleaaaa" into "sluttyyyyy"

Are genital warts really STI only?
Herpes, for instance, is an STI and a lot of people have it orally (at the lips) and it can spread genitally by contact. (for instance hand first onto a cold sore and then spreading it to the genital area by accident)

Anywho, warts is papilloma and this may evolve into a horrible dead to your ex. Hear, she may die horribly in a few weeks. Rejoice!

At 3/8/09 04:13 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Are genital warts really STI only?
Herpes, for instance, is an STI and a lot of people have it orally (at the lips) and it can spread genitally by contact. (for instance hand first onto a cold sore and then spreading it to the genital area by accident)

Anywho, warts is papilloma and this may evolve into a horrible dead to your ex. Hear, she may die horribly in a few weeks. Rejoice!

I think genital warts doesn't get stopped by a condom.

I may be wrong though. I dont really feeling like looking it up.

I wrote a verse just out of boredom.

Hey there Kristy
What's it like to be a whore?
Close your legs you desperate bitch
Or I'll kick you to the floor
Oh yes I would
Your face looks good smashed to the wood

Thats the thing, when someone needs an opinion on something sexual, they go and ask NewGrounds. Even if they have left previously for some time.

We are so powerful...

Threeson at 13 and foursome at 14. Thats some serious slut right there.

compared to the original syllables; some of the lines the OP has come up with for the song seem like a hell of a mouthful

bravo, regardless.

Were those three and foursomes with all other guys? Or were there other women mixed in?