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cary some mace or a tazer. if you cannot afford these, then make them out of house hold items. if all else fails, carry a butcher knife.

At 1/2/04 08:24 PM, SubKutz wrote: Nar mate just manchester

Oh, and "Nar mate" is code for, "I'm a scallie and I carry a knife, I've smoked since I was 6 and my 14 year old girlfriend is pregnant."

So don't use it.

And my last 2 cents (yeah, we use that phrase in the UK too) is do NOT carry weapons, they'll spare no seconds in slaughtering you if they have weapons too and it wont frighten them off, also you're lowering yourself to their level. The secret is to run like fuck and ignore scallies if they ask you for a fag, unless you know them and are friends with them.

Just hold your head up high, say, "Sorry, I don't," and get off the street ASAP.

NO

no

kid you got it all wrong,

dont carry weapons,

dont run,

JUST FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS.

ONCE I WAS A CRACKHEAD and now

JESUS HAS REDONE ME into A SAINT

Teaching of Jesus number 0098

just memorize this letters TTOC

TEE TEE O CEE

What is TTOC

It stands for Turn The Other Cheek.

FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS

BY

TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK

AND YOU WILL GO TO

H E A V E N

PS: Jesus loves you.

At 1/2/04 08:55 PM, SilkWizard wrote: jesus freak

Jesus does love children.

:/

Eeewwwwww...

-Janus

At 1/2/04 08:55 PM, SilkWizard wrote:

JUST FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS.

why not the teachings of GOD then, huh?!
Eye For An Eye buddy.... word of God.... and id rather learn from god than his son, even though im not gonna learn much from either of em....

At 1/2/04 09:00 PM, Janus wrote: Jesus does love children.

does he love them like R Kelly 14-15
or MJ 1-10

Kill them all

Problem solved. They wont beat on you again.

Follow Janus' advice.

Like he said, carrying a weapon, unless VERY experienced with it, is only going to get you into trouble. Because most people that I know, who are into fighting and shit, say, "If you pull a knife, you better be ready to us it, because if you don't, I won't hesitate to stab you right there and then."

Seriously, the worst thing you can do is just take it. That just makes you an easy target for future 'jumpings'. If you were to smoke him in the head with your skateboard, I guarantee he would think twice next time. He may talk the talk, but he wouldn't be walking the walk anymore.

Most people get more agressive when people act intimidating. I mean, you seem like a nice kid, so I figure you don't have the 'fighting' blood in you, but in all honesty, if you act like you are tough, 9/10 times the person will back off, unwilling to risk getting their ass kicked. Most people like the fellow who beat you up, only fight when it's a sure fire win.

But, hey, what do I know?

I've hospitalized folks for less.

(Although I have to admit, bein' a Marine, I end up doin' that to a LOT of folks :l)

Bah, I just use my failsafe "cheap shot" method of fighting. It always works, becuase I never get into a fight with people who know an actual fighting style (mainly becuase they aren't the type that pick fights).

A good idea is to also learn a little bit about the psychology behind people who enjoy physical conflict.

For example:

If they're wearing expensive clothes or chains or something, threaten their shit. Not to say you'll take it (don't say you won't, though) but just advise them their nice clothes and rings and necklaces and whatever will get trashed if they fight you. Odds are they'll talk themselves down, giving you time to walk away thus letting them feel that you backed down. Of course, you are safe in the knowledge that you played them like a fiddle.

Learn things like that. Inifinitely useful.

-Janus

At 1/2/04 09:38 PM, Dobio wrote: Like he said, carrying a weapon, unless VERY experienced with it, is only going to get you into trouble. Because most people that I know, who are into fighting and shit, say, "If you pull a knife, you better be ready to us it, because if you don't, I won't hesitate to stab you right there and then."

I guess thats where my advice was bad... i just figured this guy was more like me than i recognised before lookin at his profile...

yep, skateboard as a weapon seems a good option for you buddy...

stangely funny fight i saw once at this catholic school up from ours, there was this student who was dealiong drugs who got into a fight with this really big guy, who could just about kick everyone in towns ass... the drug guy pulled a knife, so the big guy leaps back, swings a punch after every time the drug guys tries to slash him and when he's off guard... ahhh, proof that knives dont always lead to victory....

At 1/2/04 10:00 PM, Mr_Silv3r wrote: I guess thats where my advice was bad... i just figured this guy was more like me than i recognised before lookin at his profile...

Well, just think about it from as many perspectives as you can.

I.e. in a fight, if I were to pull a knife, it would be to even up the fight in the case of my opponent pulling a weapon. At that point, I would do everything I could to kill him, as his intent has been stated by his brandishing a weapon.

If a knife were to be pulled on me, and for some reason I happened to be knifeless (a rare occassion, I carry a knife around by habit. It's more of a tool than a weapon.) I would run if possible, fight back if not possible. And if I could, I'd disarm them, and they'd be in for a world of hurt.

Quite often, it's much better to just beat the crap out of each other, buy a round for the two of you, and go your separate ways.

-Janus

At 1/2/04 08:06 PM, Ruff_01 wrote: i think every 1 should get beaten up once not matter how nice of a guy u are.

I think you deserve to get beaten up once every day
just for thinking that.

At 1/2/04 08:00 PM, Joxa wrote: But that fat stupid bastard said"Youre from 6th form i know you"
He better be careful.

Man that really sucks. I feel sorry for you. My best advice is to not stay out so late. I mean after all people are meaner at night, since that's usually when they get drunk and what not.

I never stay out after midnight. I figured it's just not worth it.

Most people would tell you to carry a knife or some sort of a weapon, but I never do. See, I get violent when I'm mad, so I don't trust myself with any kind of arms. Better me get beaten up than someone dying.

At 1/2/04 09:49 PM, SithLaird wrote: I've hospitalized folks for less.

(Although I have to admit, bein' a Marine, I end up doin' that to a LOT of folks :l)

P.S. befriending a Marine is also a good way to protect yourself.

Morale of story: Smoking is bad.

At 1/2/04 08:44 PM, Earfetish wrote:

Oh, and "Nar mate" is code for, "I'm a scallie and I carry a knife, I've smoked since I was 6 and my 14 year old girlfriend is pregnant."

No ''nar mate'' is slang for '' No Freind '' I don't have a fucking clue what a scallie is. I don't carry a knife because every where I go I drive unless im going out on the piss. I started smoking at 15. And I always make sure my girlfreinds are on the pill or I make sure I pull out before I cum!

Mind you you wouldn't know about girls would you.

Man, that really sucks! i have had similar experiences....
when i was little, my friends and i went out to kick a soccer ball around. there was a 17 year old there, around the goal. i didnt see him until i accidentally kicked the ball in his nuts. :p. he had a younger kid with him, and the 17 year old yelled: "KILL HIM!"
so, natuarally, i ran like hell. the kid caught up and started kicking me. i was in shock, so i felt no pain! i saw the same 17 year old kid at the video game store and he appologized. "i forgive you, but my nuts wont...

yeah i have to agree with janus and dobio unless you know how to use it carrying a weapon is putting yourself in further danger....unless its a weapon that you can learn to use easily I.E. mace stun gun some sort of blunt object......however turning the cheek is not something you want to do it will make you feel bad about yourself and it will make people see you as an easy target.....you should have hit the guy that way even if you get your ass kicked he'll know that your not gonna take that shit lying down...

it's also not a good idea to constantly think of what you could have done or to brood on it....basicly just forget about it unless you get another oppurtunity......it's ok to be mad just not to dwell on it for to long....

look at it as an unfortunate turn of events

P.S. befriending a Marine is also a good way to protect yourself.

couldent stop laughing at that

At 1/2/04 10:38 PM, -78- wrote: it's also not a good idea to constantly think of what you could have done or to brood on it....

exactly... theres too many people livin in the past these days... IT HAPPENED! OMG! Its done, it cannot be changed, just be further prepared for it next time, but dont spend all your time preparing... unless of course preparing for it will help you in other areas (ie. taking up martial arts, for it will be good training for your body, and you will get fit...)

BLEH! That or take my option when i have lots of rage.... go working in a shearing shed, start penning up, and take some rage out that way (note, try not to injure them... i found out their front legs break easily... oops)

At 1/2/04 10:29 PM, SubKutz wrote: No ''nar mate'' is slang for '' No Freind ''

Nar mate is what 'scallies' say all the time. A scallie is an advanced townie - more dangerous and stupid. Probably drinks White Lightening too.

I don't have a fucking clue what a scallie is.

See attatched picture for proof of what a scallie is. You may also know them as :
NW England: Scally lad lads scallies scallys scal scalls scall scals
Scotland: Scheemy scheemy ned neds nedz drinkin Buckfast radj radjs kev kevs bams
NE England: Charvers charver chorea charvas charves charv charves chav chavs radgie radgies radgy radgys johnnos johnos jonnos
Ireland: Smiker smikers steek steeks spide spides nackers nacker knackers knacker styge styges stige stiges scanger scangers skanger skangers
Wales: Milly millys millies blads whapners
London/Essex: Kev kevs pikey pikie pikies pikeys rudeboys geezers geezas gazzas trevs barry barries barrys
Others: Townies towny townys gadge gadges gadgie gadgies gadgy gadgys trevs trevvs trev puffas puffa bam bams spide spides chor chors chorver chorvers chorber chorbers trendy trendies trendys barrys barries blads
Ring any bells?

I started smoking at 15.

Always good evidence - not only a smoker, an underaged smoker.

Mind you you wouldn't know about girls would you.

Don't fool yourself, dickhead.

If this looks like you or your friends, you're a scallie.

first off. . if a girl punches several times in the face. . hit the fuck back. . secondly violence isn't the answer if you can resolve it by talking. . if you can't get your skateboard. . and beat the shit out of them!

I've probably said this before but...

Next time, put one of them in an armbar and threaten to break it if they don't back off.

It's one thing if you beat them up in a fight but it's completely different if you slip them into a hold in a 3 seconds and they have to back down.

At 1/2/04 08:06 PM, Ruff_01 wrote: i think every 1 should get beaten up once not matter how nice of a guy u are.

I haven't been beaten up at all. Once I got into a fight when I was like 7 but surprisingly, in that "fight mentality", I pushed the kid off and walked away because I knew I'd get in big trouble if we got into it.

beat hit to a pulp thats what a smart person would do in your problem

At 1/3/04 11:31 AM, GR67 wrote: beat hit to a pulp thats what a smart person would do in your problem

Haha, I bet a smart person would stab him in the face with a soldering iron too.

learn kung foo(it helps i know it) or get a bb gun(metal or airsoft) but make it a pitol and hide it some where,or carry a pen knife(i do)

A good way to at least stand a chance of winning a fight is to get inside the other persons head before any actual fighting starts. Stare at them wide eyed and don't lose eye contact. Sometimes this works sometimes it doesn't , it really all depends on the person your fighting.

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