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Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 12:22 AM Reply

So last week I went down to Key West for the day. There was all kinds of crazy shit down there. But the main thing that got my attention were the names of the strip clubs. Unlike other places I've been to, this place had some pretty funny names for theirs. There was one strip club called Bare Assets. Another one was called Booby Trap. But the one that wins the gold in my opinion was the one called Pole Position. Pretty awesome.

Does anyone know of, or can make up some good strip club names?

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 12:29 AM Reply

I got one! :D i call it "The End"


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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 12:30 AM Reply

Guys Bar D:


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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 01:25 AM Reply

At 3/7/09 12:22 AM, Butt-Blast wrote: But the one that wins the gold in my opinion was the one called Pole Position.

Wasn't that in GTA too?

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 01:28 AM Reply

At 3/7/09 12:22 AM, Butt-Blast wrote: was the one called Pole Position.

oh how I love pole position!

Funny strip club names.


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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 01:31 AM Reply

"The Metal Slug" ;o


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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 01:33 AM Reply

At 3/7/09 01:28 AM, Edufish9 wrote:
At 3/7/09 12:22 AM, Butt-Blast wrote: was the one called Pole Position.
oh how I love pole position!

Omg I fuckin' looooooooove that game!!!


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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 01:53 AM Reply

The Naughty Harlets
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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 02:43 AM Reply

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 02:44 AM Reply

I passed by one the other day, called "Bottoms Up"

I loled so hard that day.

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 02:47 AM Reply

This one actually exists in Seatttle:

"Deja Vu Showgirls."

"Deja vu" is literally French for "I've already seen it."

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 02:59 AM Reply

"Get fucked by your wife when she finds out you didn't visit your mother"

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 05:14 AM Reply

The Sleazy Slumville

I like it.

Bjork is hot.

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 06:14 AM Reply

Porky's

i wanted to go in there, but i thought it might of been full of fat strippers lol

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 06:16 AM Reply

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 06:31 AM Reply

"I can't believe it's not a strip club!"


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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 06:49 AM Reply

Kindergarten The blue crayon.

Wait, do you mean 'strip club' strip club or someplace where you can get your rocks off?

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 06:51 AM Reply

At 3/7/09 06:31 AM, Ogirra wrote: "I can't believe it's not a strip club!"

Lol good one.

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 07:34 AM Reply

"BadChina" would be a nice name


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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 08:17 AM Reply

At 3/7/09 06:31 AM, Ogirra wrote: "I can't believe it's not a strip club!"

Me neither!


That's what she said.

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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 10:42 AM Reply

"Look But Dont Touch"
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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 10:45 AM Reply

I'd pick something that would tell you exactly what it is.

"Here be tits" would do.


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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 11:44 AM Reply

There's a strip joint in Dartmouth ,Nova Scotia, Canada called " Ralph's ".
I kid you not.


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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 11:48 AM Reply

I was going for vacation once and I saw this club called "Bunny Pen". I thought it was a fucking bunny center because nothing hinted it was a strip club. I come in there to see pole dancers dressed as bunnies. But I did stay, :D


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Response to Funny strip club names. Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 11:55 AM Reply

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