I'm going let the geniuses figure out the method to the madness of Da Knight. Played a good 45 minutes, had no idea what the red button press meant, so I just smashed buttons until it seemed like A was the thing to do, but I still lost levels. Hooray! <3 Also, A for attack, S for shield, and D for jump forced me to re-write what Portal Defenders had burned into my brain.
BWAGHHH!!!! *madness zombie*
45 minutes of that damned game, and there's a medal for beating it in under 3. Insert Tim Taylor Arruughhh??? here.
I can tell I'm dense. But I also think I might finally sleep tonight. Or this morning, rather. 4 days, it's about time.