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Xtreme 5 Min Shootemup, by Coolio-Niato Type: Game Rating: Everyone

yep... thats four new medal games :3

At 8/20/09 12:53 PM, LegolaSS wrote: *tries to take the angry mobs focus away from matt... (whom we all love really)*

right on this crazy golf game.. where the hell is this secret room?... and also how do i get past the croc without drowing it?... *???*

awaits angry mobs reply

I'm trying to figure those out. I just got the Treasure medal And I'm going to search for it ;D

What ever happened to playing games for enjoyment? When did it become such a big cry baby fest about not getting some medals. I remember the days (READ: 6 MONTHS AGO) when games on the Internet just had, at most, a scoreboard and completing them was a personal achievement only you cared about. The reason only you cared about it was because no one else did, and that reason still rings true today.

Seeing you guys CRY, BITCH and MOAN about some arbitrary in game stats is painful. However, I would expect nothing less from you statwhores in Wi/Ht?, where numbers on some website mean EVERYTHING. Do you really need a petition to fix some shitty medal only you care about? Get over it.

At 8/20/09 12:38 PM, HeavyTank wrote: Right now l want to mureder you Matt...l

You can't just take a blame on him, matt is seriously working his ass off to make this game, i also make a RPG game so i really know how hard it is to make, your doing a great job matt, but please figure out what happened to all of these errors ASAP

At 8/20/09 12:56 PM, dave-mac-dave wrote: Seeing you guys CRY, BITCH and MOAN about some arbitrary in game stats is painful. However, I would expect nothing less from you statwhores in Wi/Ht?, where numbers on some website mean EVERYTHING. Do you really need a petition to fix some shitty medal only you care about? Get over it.

Listen, we don't need a preacher OK?
Yes we need a fucking petition to fix a broken game.
And no, medals don't mean everything, but they're another stat.
If they don't work, we complain.Where is the problem?it's fixing a game issue.
And because ~20 people post here doesn't mean that they are the only ones that like to get medals.
If you don't like this system you can just STFU and GTFO.

At 8/20/09 12:58 PM, Arthuria99 wrote: You can't just take a blame on him, matt is seriously working his ass off to make this game, i also make a RPG game so i really know how hard it is to make, your doing a great job matt, but please figure out what happened to all of these errors ASAP

Hey, it's not my fault that the game is broken!I don't even have the right to be angry now?
I know how hard it is to make a game and l know that Matt worked his ass off, it's not like l am going to hate Matt forever... it's just that l lost 3 hours of play, that's all.

At 8/20/09 12:56 PM, dave-mac-dave wrote: What ever happened to playing games for enjoyment? When did it become such a big cry baby fest about not getting some medals. I remember the days (READ: 6 MONTHS AGO) when games on the Internet just had, at most, a scoreboard and completing them was a personal achievement only you cared about. The reason only you cared about it was because no one else did, and that reason still rings true today.

Seeing you guys CRY, BITCH and MOAN about some arbitrary in game stats is painful. However, I would expect nothing less from you statwhores in Wi/Ht?, where numbers on some website mean EVERYTHING. Do you really need a petition to fix some shitty medal only you care about? Get over it.

What ever happened to letting people enjoy the various NG statistics? When did it become logical to come here and bitch at people pointing out flaws in the system?
People have ALWAYS bitched about games, long before the medals were implemented. Don't get all high and mighty about that.
Seeing idiots like you moan bitch and baww about something you don't care about confuses me. This is another stat, NG is based on stats. Points, scores, trophies, medals, levels, numbers.

Why the fuck won't you get over it and get your ass out of a thread you obviously do not belong in?
It will always be like this until people stop throwing their Wii-motes at their flatscreen TVs. Or something.

tl:dr You're wasting your time here.

This is what happens when you're too eager to get right into something. I think I'll wait a day or two until everything is fixed properly, I don't really want the game to fuck up on me while I'm after medals. Anywho, I wouldn't rush Matt, shit happens, don't feel that you're being forced to fix everything.

Why must there be so much medal games all of a sudden?

I am going to take a break now, going to try to beat hard mode tomorrow.

Then onto epic... cuz I rule.

At 8/20/09 01:13 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: What ever happened to letting people enjoy the various NG statistics? When did it become logical to come here and bitch at people pointing out flaws in the system?
People have ALWAYS bitched about games, long before the medals were implemented. Don't get all high and mighty about that.
Seeing idiots like you moan bitch and baww about something you don't care about confuses me. This is another stat, NG is based on stats. Points, scores, trophies, medals, levels, numbers.

Yeah l was wondering the same thing...if he doesn't like stats, why the fuck did the join Newgrounds?
But then, l stopped taking him seriously when l saw his news posts...you should take a look at this!
EVERYTHING is in caps, always insulting people etc.Pathetic.
And l thought l raged a bit too much...

It will always be like this until people stop throwing their Wii-motes at their flatscreen TVs. Or something.

Epic

At 8/20/09 12:56 PM, dave-mac-dave wrote: What ever happened to playing games for enjoyment?

So wait, are you saying you can't enjoy a game and play for the medals at the same time, how ridiculous. If a medal game comes out, I just play through it once, then go medal-hunting. You can enjoy playing a game and it's achievements at the same time!-- huzzah for multi-tasking!

Seeing you guys CRY, BITCH and MOAN about some arbitrary in game stats is painful. However, I would expect nothing less from you statwhores in Wi/Ht?, where numbers on some website mean EVERYTHING. Do you really need a petition to fix some shitty medal only you care about? Get over it.

It's painful to watch you do the exact same thing, you're crying and bitching about medal-lovers, so take your own advice, idiot. You're generalizing and looking pretty pathetic at the same time, is it a crime to enjoy raising statistics on a website?

No.

try harder at your sorry excuse for "trolling"

At 8/20/09 01:05 PM, HeavyTank wrote: If you don't like this system you can just STFU and GTFO.

Wait, wait, hold on. How many times I have seen you cry about not getting a medal? Take your own advice, kid.

Hypocrite.

At 8/20/09 01:21 PM, HeavyTank wrote: Yeah l was wondering the same thing...if he doesn't like stats, why the fuck did the join Newgrounds?

Because he hates it. Obviously, if you hate something, you don't avoid it, you immerse yourself in it. Like any other normal person. You put in a lot of effort, spend a lot of time, and never leave. Because you hate it.
*Snrrt.* Kid's a masochist, nothing more. Histrionic personality to boot, I'd bet my professional opinion on it.

But then, l stopped taking him seriously when l saw his news posts...you should take a look at this!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Who wants to vote this kid as Chris Beer's brother?

EVERYTHING is in caps, always insulting people etc.Pathetic.

That screenshot poorly typed over in red with mspaint is icing on the cake of lulz.

Epic

<3u2

Updated the file again.
Check that it says "v1.3" on the loading screen.

Go into the Medals window and try resending some medals.
The medals don't pop in-game at the moment, but will still be saved and appear in that window.

If it still crashes I deny responsibility.
I find it hard to believe that I installed the API wrongly on my 4th game.

On the other hand I'm incredibly happy that the saved games don't get deleted like on DeviantArt! :D

At 8/20/09 01:21 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

Yeah l was wondering the same thing...if he doesn't like stats, why the fuck did the join Newgrounds?
But then, l stopped taking him seriously when l saw his news posts...you should take a look at this!
EVERYTHING is in caps, always insulting people etc.Pathetic.
And l thought l raged a bit too much...

And I thought I had issues :3

At 8/20/09 01:25 PM, dave-mac-dave wrote:
Wait, wait, hold on. How many times I have seen you cry about not getting a medal? Take your own advice, kid.

You...you...actually...follow my whole posting history!OMFGZ FUCKING STALKER!

Hypocrite.

NO U.
Aas l said, l can't take him seriously...l complain because something doesn't work, and this is perfectly normal..he complains because I complain about a medal not working....and l am the hypocrite here.

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND TRY MY MEDALS AGAIN

At 8/20/09 01:27 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: Updated the file again.
Check that it says "v1.3" on the loading screen.

Go into the Medals window and try resending some medals.
The medals don't pop in-game at the moment, but will still be saved and appear in that window.

If it still crashes I deny responsibility.
I find it hard to believe that I installed the API wrongly on my 4th game.

On the other hand I'm incredibly happy that the saved games don't get deleted like on DeviantArt! :D

Still crashes. This might be a problem with the medals conflicting with the game or with the medal system ?

At 8/20/09 01:32 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND TRY MY MEDALS AGAIN

I didn't have any problems with your game, giver or take a few crashes. You have have <3's for creating a wonderful game and trying extremely hard on fixing all the problems. Thank you Matt, and a good day to you sir.

At 8/20/09 01:32 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND TRY MY MEDALS AGAIN

Hahah, I fucking love you. Hah, eeeee. xD

One of the best authors ever, is insanely in-tune with us (even though we're all whores and we bitch every chance we get.)
And you just made me laugh. That earns you a box of awesome, honestly.

It's 1.3, let me see.. works for me!

At 8/20/09 01:31 PM, HeavyTank wrote: You...you...actually...follow my whole posting history!OMFGZ FUCKING STALKER!

He had a crush on you heavytank, just kidding, it's a good news if matt finally figured out, i can't wait to play that game again, i was able to beat that gigantic cat on beta version so...
nah...that won't work, we can't blind another boss aside of that kitten's battle cart after all

At 8/20/09 01:36 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: You have all my <3's

My fingers just won't listen to me today.

It works for some people, it doesn't for others.
I have no idea how that can happen.

At 8/20/09 01:40 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: It works for some people, it doesn't for others.
I have no idea how that can happen.

Probably a problem at my end... Gonna mess some Flash Settings ;/

At 8/20/09 01:40 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: It works for some people, it doesn't for others.
I have no idea how that can happen.

The noob medal didn't work for me...as soon as l clicked it, TEH CRASH!

At 8/20/09 01:40 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: It works for some people, it doesn't for others.
I have no idea how that can happen.

Have a coffee, relax yourself and take some rest dude anyway thanks, you're the only author that care enough about us, pacdude and komix should have learned something from you matt
it's kind of scary if the medal system is out for public, imagine OCD+2 and lastman 3

So stupid me decides that im going to start my vastion on clock day...DOH! missed out on 1 or 2 ranks there i am sure. Also 13 pages behind on this forum and a load of new medal games that i havent even opened yet! Catch up time can't commence yet due to me wanting to go blow things up with my 44 today and then drinking thru the weekend. I have missed you all and my completely useless opinions and semi-redundant advice on medals will return sunday!

At 8/20/09 01:49 PM, Arthuria99 wrote: Have a coffee, relax yourself and take some rest dude anyway thanks, you're the only author that care enough about us, pacdude and komix should have learned something from you matt
it's kind of scary if the medal system is out for public, imagine OCD+2 and lastman 3

Yes l have to agree, if you work on the game too much you'll end up messing up your brain...we can resist another day or two.

The medal system is out for public?
Shit, l didn't know that..oh boy, dark times lie ahead of us...UNLESS Ng decides that it's time to have medal control mods, or bots, or official petitions...l dunno, something!

I hope it never comes to public... Then all games will have medals and most of them would be bugged and never fixed...

if i play 5 min. shootemup, or the golf course game, i get a "Notice" message saying i must be logged in to get medals, yet i am logged in?