I recently got hired as a bartender and I start this weekend. Now my parents, who never go out on a weekend, are going to be showing up at my work this Saturday. I'm going to be having fun with the patrons, flirting with the girls, pointing out hot chicks to the guys and telling them to go for it, and basically trying to get people fucking loaded so I can make more money.
My parents are the type of people that are churchy and judgmental, they'll be having a good time, but later on my dad will say things like "Why would those girls wear those skirts so high? It doesn't make sense to me" and "You see all these guys trying to pick up girls and it's just so funny you almost feel sorry for them." so right away you can see this isn't going to be fun for me...Or is it?
I have a brilliant plan that is full of lulz and possible drama that will make them never bother me at work again.
When they're sitting down and having a good time, I'm going to get the waitress to give my mom a drink, but instead of it being from me I'm going to get the waitress to tell my mom it's from some hot dude (I'll pick one and get he waitress to point him out).
Then a couple hours later, I'm going to do the same thing except my dad is going to receive a drink from some hot chick (I already have one in mind, she's a milf).
So what do you think of my diabolical plan Newgrounds?
Just tell them that I don't want them to visit me?
Learn how to make a better thread?
TL;DR : I'm buying my parents drinks and saying they're from other people to make jealous and never want to visit me at work again.