Review of 2004

[Tool-Of-The-System]

No, I didn't hit the wrong key... I'm curious how everyone will think this year will end.

Let's see... I think all there is to do is split up everything in four categories and say what I think will happen.

Politics and World Domination -- Bush rigs another election, gets caught, and bribes his way out. All of Korea will get invaded by the U.S. because Mr. President forgot who's the bad guys, and our next target will be more middle East countries.

Media Whores -- Paris Hilton gets caught fucking again and J'lo gets a wierd relationship with the Chuck E. Cheese mascot. Ben Affleck voice acts in some Disney movie that rips off another anime title.

Dead People -- Car bombs, school shootings, and old people having heart attacks at Bingo. That's what happens every year, right? Oh right, Michael Jackson's face finally caves in and he suffocates on his own plastic nose.

Newgrounds -- A new piece of ASCII art called the fingers ( -.!. .!.- ) will get introduced and will save people time on saying "FUCK YOU, N00B!" Prepubescents will start grouping up and blamming movies because there's no boobs in them. Rabies the Rabbit will be a new character of Neurotically Yours to shadow Foamy. Livecorpse is going to break the record for most movies submitted... and then they get blammed for having no boobs.

[grandmabacon]

. Livecorpse is going to break the record for most movies submitted... and then they get blammed for having no boobs.

Better watch out, Corpsey.

[numbers]

To early to make predictions.

[Low-Budget-Superhero]

I say the year will go like this...

After president Bush plants implants in all our heads, then straps large nuclear weapons to our arms, and rockets to our backs, every man, woman, and child who is not in favor with Bush will help in his campaign of conquering the planet Earth. At which point, machines will begin to rebel againts their masters, and an all out war will be waged on man and machine. Man will black out the sky, and... wait... this is starting to sound familiar...

[Sexatron]

I think the year will go like this......

The Gov of Calie kills G dubba Bush and leads America into a Golden age. But that's just me. Oh and everybody thinks pop music sucks so there is a big fall out of pop stars and all the hot chick pop stars cant get work so they become porn stars and I buy there tapes.

[sirevil]

At 1/2/04 02:45 AM, Tool_Of_The_System wrote:
A new piece of ASCII art called the fingers ( -.!. .!.- ) will get introduced and will save people time on saying "FUCK YOU, N00B!"

great you showed everyone that thing, now there going to use it

[numbers]

The world will come to an end in the year 2012.

[numbers]

My previous post was first said by Axe, I quoted that text from him.

[mAnUpHuS]

At 1/2/04 03:01 AM, NumberClock wrote: The world will come to an end in the year 2012.

No i guess it'll live longer, like for another 1000 years, it'll probably end in 3050. But who knows :S

According to Quran or some of the points noted in it that represent the Day of Judgement is coming, some of the points have been proved or those things have happened 8-|

Ohhhhh! I'm slightly scared of this so the world is nearing it's end :S

P.S. I have started seeking forgiveness for all those F**KIN sins of mine :D

[rangi]

At 1/2/04 02:45 AM, Tool_Of_The_System wrote: Politics and World Domination --

Korea declares war on US and it's bitch's... err.... allies.

Media Whores

Think Presidential Idol

Dead People --

Tom dies (again) and Wade assumes control of NewGrounds

Ross's body is found and James is hauled in for questioning.

Newgrounds

Allpro still rambles on in his own incoherency. Shrapnel swaps genders every few months , thus causing countless "OMG SHRAPNEL IS TEH SECKSAY" threads.

[sdfgb32456rgsdf]

even tho we're in 2004 now...

Politics and World Domination Uh... more suicide bombers , and Saddam Hussein will be killed , beceause he smells. Your mom will cook me some eggs beceause she's a bitch ( j / k ). And Bush will do stupid things again , just beceause he reached puberty.

Dead People There will be no more car bombs , more airplane bombs. People will die in rainforests , they will also die of anal worms. seriously , i feel a big war coming , your mom will die.

Newgrounds Flash artists will probably submit better movies , if some kind persons give them money and heroin. Livecorspe will have 500 movies and i will have Flash. When i will have Flash i will have 177 portal awards , or maybe more. This year , LF will rape your mother , in a bed made of blammed flash movies. I think it's gonna be a great year for NG.

[Hycran]

Allpro still rambles on in his own incoherency. Shrapnel swaps genders every few months , thus causing countless "OMG SHRAPNEL IS TEH SECKSAY" threads.

shrapnel finally finds a prepube newb who thinks shrapnel is the hottest "it" ever
gender: unspecified

[mAnUpHuS]

BUSH WILL WIN DA ELECTIONS ON PPL's hope of catching Osama. But this will be his last year. He might whoop ass and blame some mid-eastern country, for which he'll be cursed and "SUCKENED". He'll try to ignite Korea. But after that some load of countries may rise in rebellion against him. And whhoop his ass so hard it's gonna fly right out to SPACE. But oh hell it's just Predictions. We dont know. May be that clever Bastard make a compro!!! :S

[Darklilangel23]

my predictions
Aliens will come to conquer the earth and tell us who ever is the last nation standing will be allowed to live

so we nuke the fucking shit outta everyone

then the aliens laugh andsay they lied and then destroy us

or satan and his army come to earth and enslavemankindand all the satanic worshippers learn the lesson satan likes to rape his followers first lol

[numbers]

THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012 BECAUSE EVERY MICROWAVE WILL COOK THE PLANET.

Plus when I'm 18 I'm going to declare global domination and destroy the earth so meh.

[Hycran]

At 1/2/04 04:42 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: my predictions
Aliens will come to conquer the earth and tell us who ever is the last nation standing will be allowed to live

so we nuke the fucking shit outta everyone

then the aliens laugh andsay they lied and then destroy us

or satan and his army come to earth and enslavemankindand all the satanic worshippers learn the lesson satan likes to rape his followers first lol

more fags like this guy will come and spam ng with their mindless banter annoying the masses and causing wide spread cries for wade to ban and de-shawling
(thats what they get for wearing those tight little shawls)

[Mr-fidel]

At 1/2/04 04:46 AM, NumberClock wrote: THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012 BECAUSE EVERY MICROWAVE WILL COOK THE PLANET.

Plus when I'm 18 I'm going to declare global domination and destroy the earth so meh.

you know nothing of world domination! I will be your future leader.

[Death-from-Norway]

This is what happens in 2004:

Bush will visit Japan, where he gets to taste Sushi!
He begins to puke'n'nuke cause his stomach cant handle this type o' shit...
Then he will go home, declare this a threat to the U.S, and bomb Japan back to the stone age..
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ToolOfTheSystem?
arent you really gone.......?
Ya make good flash, thats for sure,ya like Tool(the band)?