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That really does look delicious. O_O

that is fucking sick ._.

Yeah... That's just super fucking gross.

At 3/3/09 10:37 PM, rachelraye wrote: well many girls taste it everyday...i dont mind the taste...maybe its for whores like me :"(

want another sample?

Next recipe!

Spunky Candied Pecans

Perfect for holiday potlucks. Merry Christmas, grandma!

Oh, god...

Additionally, if you're anything like us, "toss the pecans gently in the melted butter" will become your new go-to euphemism.

Ingredients:

1/2 cup sugar

3 cups pecans or other savory nuts

3 tablespoons melted butter

1-2 tablespoons fresh semen

Directions:

Toss the pecans gently in the melted butter on large baking sheet and bake at 350 degrees several minutes until the nuts are lightly browned. Combine the sugar and semen and perhaps a little more butter in a small bowl before stirring into the pecans. Bake another 5-8 minutes until the sugar hardens.

This almost makes us for that time we missed "Iron Chef: Battle Cockwater." Whether consuming a friend's semen or your own, remember to test for freshness, consistency and a subtle, salty-sweet flavor.

Om nom nom...?

Pair with a crisp Pinot Grigio and fresh, seasonal berries and you, friend, are in for a special treat this holiday season.

If anyone can track more recipes from this book, please post them!

Surely this is one of those satirical comedic books. I can't and won't believe that the writers expect people to eat/drink their recipies.

Oh man, thats so kinky, and wrong.

Despite how delicious that flan looks, I wouldn't eat it unless it was made from my own sperm.

Better yet, don't include the sperm; it obviously has not been a necessary ingredient for the last few hundred years. So, why bother including it now?

Are you kidding me? What's next, cooking with feces?

Our world is obviously coming to an end.

At 3/4/09 07:15 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Are you kidding me? What's next, cooking with feces?

Nothing could ever convince me to eat any of that shit.

BA-DUM-TSSSSSSSSSSH

I've got a recipe for love baby.

-Five quarts of semen.

Great, gonna have to ask at restraunts now " Theres no cum in it is there? "

http://www.cumomlette.com/

At 3/4/09 08:11 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: http://www.cumomlette.com/

I really hope that was fake. Also, http://www.cumfrappe.com/ NSFW.

I'm probably not the first to say it, but semen contains a lot of very healthy elements. And gays and girls and guys with a sense of adventure have been ingesting it for millenia.

Damn.... I wont eat anything EVER AGAIN!

or for at least 10 seconds...

At 3/4/09 08:31 AM, HandsomePete wrote: I'm probably not the first to say it, but semen contains a lot of very healthy elements. And gays and girls and guys with a sense of adventure have been ingesting it for millenia.

Apparently it is pretty much equivelant to raw egg whites. But the risk of infections and whatnot really outweighs the positives.

At 3/4/09 07:15 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Are you kidding me? What's next, cooking with feces?

Our world is obviously coming to an end.

Oh my gawd. Please DO NOT compare semen to feces.

Cream Pecan Pie with Cum on top?

At 3/4/09 09:23 AM, Lazewski wrote: Cream Pecan Pie with Cum on top?

Ill never eat those again!

Bwahahaha, this is just great.

god, thats discusting

At 3/4/09 08:40 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 3/4/09 08:31 AM, HandsomePete wrote: I'm probably not the first to say it, but semen contains a lot of very healthy elements. And gays and girls and guys with a sense of adventure have been ingesting it for millenia.

Apparently it is pretty much equivelant to raw egg whites. But the risk of infections and whatnot really outweighs the positives.

COOKING with Semen... You're not getting anything if it's cooked, trust me. Kills the bacteria.

lol i bet you 50% of the girls in my 2nd period would get that shit!

At 3/5/09 12:17 AM, HandsomePete wrote:

At 3/4/09 08:40 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Apparently it is pretty much equivelant to raw egg whites. But the risk of infections and whatnot really outweighs the positives.

COOKING with Semen... You're not getting anything if it's cooked, trust me. Kills the bacteria.

And again, look at the recipe I posted in the first page, It required fresh, uncooked semen. But yes, I am sure that cooking it would reduce the risk of contracting infections from it.

This is one of the creepiest things I've come across. EVER.

Don't knock it till you try it. This applies to EVERYTHING. Even this.

At 3/3/09 08:35 PM, SupJD wrote: i really dont know if i should be intrigued, disgusted, scared.... ??

Said it all mate.

Cooking With Seamen, sounds like a book Rachel Ray would make

lol

i saw this one video on stile where this one dude had like five other dudes blow a load into a pie and then he served it to his uncle's family and it was p lol