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i would kick him in the nuts and say "whyed you kill sega?" and then play mario kart and then kick him in the nuts agian and say bye. and then freak out after i realized that was a video game character.

I'd ask him to check out my plumbing. Then afterwards beat his ass in SSB playing as Bowser

I would kick him in the balls and steal his mushrooms!

Throw hundreds of mushroom at him

Somehow

"Why did you kill newgrounds?"

I would vote 5 on him and hope he wins a monthly award!

i would freak out ands start hiting him in the head with a bat and make him give me all his cash lol

I would kill then rape him or maybe kill him by raping him, oh and i'd shit on his chest too and shove my toenails up his ass and then lick them clean.

Go with him and Luigi on a CU-RAZY Adventure! And eventually get killed.

STEAL HIS SKIN AND MAKE A COAT!

1 up, mothafucka.

Ask him whatever happened to the Koopalings.

Let's play super mario 64!!!!

ask for some green mushrooms .and them take the warp pipe

op is an idiot per usual

I'd ask him to fix my toilets.

Fuck mario i would get krystal...and you know the rest

YIFF YIFF YIFF

first off, look for Bowser and kill off him and his unholy-ugly-as-fuck spawns, then recieve my reward from princess peach, and I bet you know where this is going ;)
yup
i'm going to ask her where daisy is, or where her hotter cousin is haha then hold one of them for ransom.

At 3/3/09 06:25 PM, wegra2007 wrote: What would be the first thing you do/ say? I would make him some Pasta, Invite some friends over, have a few beers and play some Poker. And then ask him what the fuck he's doing here in the first place.

The first thing I would say is: GTFO of my house you stupid nerd.

Everyone that says Luigi is better, he is, but I'll let Mario in my house so we can plan on how we'll save the princess again.

Then do some shrooms.

At 7/17/09 12:15 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:

At 3/3/09 06:25 PM, wegra2007 wrote:

The first thing I would say is: GTFO of my house you stupid nerd.

Nice job on insulting half of NGs Demograph asshat.

Have him show me how to beat that Mushroom Kindgom Fusion game by JudgeSpear.

I'd say hi, ask how his day at work was.
Yup, my dad's name is mario.

He'd probably be in shock to see me fucking Princess Peach.

And I'll kick myself in the ass for forgetting to lock the door.