okay so on my way to school I went in the gas station bathroom (if your wondering why take a gues...) and I turn arround and see a condom dispencer... what the hell? and yes I am new to the world of condoms...
but are condoms reliable from gas stations?
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At 3/3/09 05:41 PM, pizza4ever wrote: okay so on my way to school I went in the gas station bathroom (if your wondering why take a gues...)
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At 3/3/09 05:41 PM, pizza4ever wrote: yes I am new to the world of condoms...
Apparently, if you've never seen a public condom dispenser before.
but are condoms reliable from gas stations?
I don't see why they wouldn't be, unless it hasn't been restocked in like, 50 years. I would feel kind of scuzzy buying a condom from a dispenser though... it's all about the brightly packaged drug store boxes.
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At 3/3/09 05:41 PM, pizza4ever wrote: but are condoms reliable from gas stations?
Why not? A petrol station is just another retail outlet.
And to answer your previous query as to why they'd sell condoms there, the way retail works is as follows: If something will sell, then you can guarantee it's going to be sold.
At 3/3/09 05:41 PM, pizza4ever wrote: okay so on my way to school I went in the gas station bathroom (if your wondering why take a gues...) and I turn arround and see a condom dispencer... what the hell? and yes I am new to the world of condoms...
but are condoms reliable from gas stations?
Not in the least bit. You never know what americans can do for pleasure.
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Of course they are. They're sealed too you silly person, and usually the good brands have them in toilets, do you're really buying the 'best' or the most known anymore.
Got to be safe when you're visiting a glory hole.
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At 3/3/09 05:44 PM, Gagsy wrote: Got to be safe when you're visiting a glory hole.
You're never safe when you go to a glory hole, and I have the scars to prove it.
Well , they poke holes in all the condoms for april fools day usually so be careful.
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At 3/3/09 05:44 PM, Gagsy wrote: Got to be safe when you're visiting a glory hole.
Guys love getting their dicks sucked while it's wrapped in latex apparently.
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At 3/3/09 05:47 PM, B4gle wrote: Well , they poke holes in all the condoms for april fools day usually so be careful.
Than th fowl the costumers around who bought those condoms and when they have evidance that they're engaging in fornication the bust through the window or jump out of the adjacent bathroom and shout, "April fools, and congradulations on the new baby!"
this is nothing, i got a condom dispenser in my school washroom
At 3/3/09 05:47 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:At 3/3/09 05:44 PM, Gagsy wrote: Got to be safe when you're visiting a glory hole.Guys love getting their dicks sucked
That's where you should have stopped.
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there shouldnt be anything wrong with them
in fact they may even be individually dated for expiration so...its ur all (wen ur ready to use em)
i say that since ur "new to the condom world"
me, if i knew my man had one of those i probibly wouldnt prefer it tho
i dont even like the condoms given out at warped tour / my college by Trojan themselves
things probably sit in a hot bag all day.
stick to store-bought
I've seen them before.
Gas stations have everything
LOL ROFL LMAO WTF OMFG
I've always wondered what would be the ideal store for condoms. I mean a sex store yes, but your not going to see many 35 year old men going there every other day. And a drug store, I mean only because it's normal. But think about it, why should a drug store have condoms?
At 3/3/09 05:41 PM, pizza4ever wrote: but are condoms reliable from gas stations?
Of course. The location greatly effects their efficiency and not the quality of manufacturing.
Don't go by where you buy them. Go by the brand and expiration date. Trojan, Magnum those mainstream brands. DO NOT buy discount condoms. I'm all for saving money, but this isn't were you want to be cheap.
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At 3/3/09 05:41 PM, pizza4ever wrote:
but are condoms reliable from gas stations?
what was the brand, it all depends on the brand
it doesnt matter where the condoms come from, it matters who makes them
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At 3/3/09 05:43 PM, Southbark wrote:
Looking for someone to give you a blowjob?
At 3/3/09 05:47 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
Guys love getting their dicks sucked while it's wrapped in latex apparently.
blowjob?? why use a condom for a blowjob? thats the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard...
and if you think condoms is wierd, in some pubs/nightclubs i go to, you can buy vibrators for a fiver (bout $7 or $8) from the same dispensors. some retail places even sell blow up sheep, now thats fuckin wierd!
At 3/3/09 06:31 PM, SupJD wrote:.
blowjob?? why use a condom for a blowjob? thats the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard...
Really?
Protection from gonorrhea and herpes and chlamydia and syphilis (also scabies, but who the hell has scabies anymore) is ridiculous to you?
While the receiver won't get HIV, it's very possible for the giver to get HIV for oral sex.
Not wanting to be afflicted with disgusting diseases from someones penis is exactly why condoms should be used for all types of sex. Including anal and oral!
USE CONDOMS FOLKS!
At 3/3/09 05:47 PM, B4gle wrote: Well , they poke holes in all the condoms for april fools day usually so be careful.
Haha, I've been a victim of that before
Hewo
At 3/3/09 05:41 PM, pizza4ever wrote: but are condoms reliable from gas stations?
Why wouldn't they be? Unless the package is notably damaged or expired you really shouldn't have a problem using them (well, other than finding someone to use them with).
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At 3/3/09 06:42 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: Really?
Yeah true, but also, to me, that would be the most unpleasurable form of a sexual activity I can think of, totally ruin it for me, I'd rather go without then have to wear a condom for head.
And I'm pretty sure most girls that I've had a blowjob from, if I turned round and strapped up for it, they'd mostly just laugh at the idea of it, or be like "nahhh..." cause I'm guessing the taste and the feeling of it in their mouth would be pretty gross.
If you're gonna wear a condom, you might as well just have sex.
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