Left 4 Dead Survival

[Shadow1035]

A lot of people in Left 4 Dead seem to forget some of the important rules of survival, such as these:
1. Avoid the witch, if possible.
2. Don't shoot the cars.
3. Stay with the group.
4. If someone strays from the group, head to their position so they won't get killed or seriously injured.
5. Shove away the boomer before shooting him.
A few of these rules are shown in the introduction, and to those of you who aren't experienced in Left 4 Dead, I suggest you watch the introduction.

[Chumbawamba]

At 3/3/09 12:24 AM, Shadow1035 wrote: 1. Avoid the witch, if possible.

But she's SO COOL.

[VenomKing666]

At 3/3/09 12:35 AM, Chumbawamba wrote:

At 3/3/09 12:24 AM, Shadow1035 wrote: 1. Avoid the witch, if possible.

But she's SO COOL.

FRANCIS GET AWAY FROM HER

[johnathan-wrathborne]

FRANCIS YOU FUCKTARD!

[VenomKing666]

Let me add mines:

1. If your teammate is getting pounced, make sure you are safe before going to save him, kill all the zombies going towards you.

2. Car alarms will distract zombies got you.

3. It's not important if the boomer "booms" on your teammates, as long as it's not you.

4. Never melee a hunter, you will get damaged, shoot them from afar.

5. Keep all the doors open so you can see the zombies coming.

6. Stand near ledges, as zombies cannot come from that direction.

[Samen]

At 3/3/09 12:43 AM, VenomKing666 wrote: 4. Never melee a hunter, you will get damaged, shoot them from afar.

Oh god, that's the worst. What's even suckier is when your caught by the smoker, and fucking Bill decides to set you free by unloading 14 automatic shotgun rounds into my ass.
>:O

[yhar]

At 3/3/09 01:29 AM, Samen wrote:

At 3/3/09 12:43 AM, VenomKing666 wrote: 4. Never melee a hunter, you will get damaged, shoot them from afar.

Oh god, that's the worst. What's even suckier is when your caught by the smoker, and fucking Bill decides to set you free by unloading 14 automatic shotgun rounds into my ass.
>:O

I've tested this; you cannot be hurt from gun fire when you're smokered or huntered, It's also possible to desmoker someone by shooting them.

[Fezz]

At 3/3/09 04:58 AM, yhar wrote: I've tested this; you cannot be hurt from gun fire when you're smokered or huntered, It's also possible to desmoker someone by shooting them.

Oh my God you flying fucktard, he was being sarcastic.

[yhar]

At 3/3/09 09:58 AM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote:

At 3/3/09 04:58 AM, yhar wrote: I've tested this; you cannot be hurt from gun fire when you're smokered or huntered, It's also possible to desmoker someone by shooting them.

Oh my God you flying fucktard, he was being sarcastic.

... he said it in a serious manner, but ok, I missed the sarcasm, I do apologise.

[desert116]

At 3/3/09 12:24 AM, Shadow1035 wrote: 1. Avoid the witch, if possible.

But she's so hot!

[solardave]

At 3/3/09 12:24 AM, Shadow1035 wrote: A lot of people in Left 4 Dead seem to forget some of the important rules of survival, such as these:
1. Avoid the witch, if possible.

You mean setting her alight ISN'T the best procedure!!

[Pink-Ninja]

It is kinda fun to set a car alarm off, leg it and let the others face the music/horde. Also it's great fun to run from the tank, shoot the guy at the back of the pack with an auto shotgun and let the tank have his way with him! I found out the latter the hard way.

[Southbark]

At 3/3/09 12:24 AM, Shadow1035 wrote: 3. Stay with the group.

No, You should keep up with me >: (
Its not my fault you're all so god damn slow.

[VenomKing666]

At 3/3/09 03:58 PM, yhar wrote: ... he said it in a serious manner, but ok, I missed the sarcasm, I do apologise.

The big fucking clue was the picture bro.

[Shnam]

LOL I love setting off the car alarm and running like shit while everyone screams that the horde is coming.

[HeavyMetalGuy]

At 3/3/09 03:59 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 3/3/09 12:24 AM, Shadow1035 wrote: 1. Avoid the witch, if possible.

But she's so hot!

wow...... just wow........... -.-

[aquaticmole]

At 3/3/09 08:03 PM, metalguy777 wrote:

At 3/3/09 03:59 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 3/3/09 12:24 AM, Shadow1035 wrote: 1. Avoid the witch, if possible.

But she's so hot!

wow...... just wow........... -.-

like you didn't get aroused.

[Chumbawamba]

At 3/3/09 07:56 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:

At 3/3/09 03:58 PM, yhar wrote: ... he said it in a serious manner, but ok, I missed the sarcasm, I do apologise.

The big fucking clue was the picture bro.

Sarcasm picsha.

[Silverchaos]

1. Avoid the witch, if possible.

Hey, the witch has 3 achievements that can be awarded for fighting her. But seriously, warn everyone first so they don't have to hoof it back because you thought you was gonna be a badass.

[VenomKing666]

At 3/3/09 10:00 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Sarcasm picsha.

Advice dog is so cute. But not as awesome as Courage Wolf.

[SniperWolf1564]

This is how you are supposed to play.

This too.

[LiquidFire]

At 3/3/09 10:38 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: This is how you are supposed to play.

This too.

the first video is noobish
the last is awesome

[WilliWowza]

At 3/3/09 10:38 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: This too.

Whoa, hahahaha, some people take things way too seriously.

I can't even get online, and I have the Xbox 360 version of L4D, yet I've managed to get past the second tank twice and get mobbed by the horde anyway, still I didn't whine and moan about it like that kid.

[yhar]

At 3/3/09 07:56 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:

At 3/3/09 03:58 PM, yhar wrote: ... he said it in a serious manner, but ok, I missed the sarcasm, I do apologise.

The big fucking clue was the picture bro.

...there was no picture?

[Zyphonee]

At 3/3/09 12:24 AM, Shadow1035 wrote: 2. Don't shoot the cars.

'Fucking retard!!

[Dry-Ice]

If someone has been pounced on by a hunter, make sure you throw a Molotov Cocktail at them.

Hunter's hate fire.

[Zyphonee]

Try not to go all experimental and do this

(Lower your volume, it's really annoying)

[Sectus]

God, I love it when I Play as a hunter and a stray survivor wonders off while the others are in the safe house, and I jump on him and tear his flesh off, the warm taste of blood in my mouth and on my tongue....it's so rewarding knowing someone on those idiot survivors team is so hated that they let me massacre him.

[Samen]

At 3/4/09 06:49 PM, Sectus wrote: God, I love it when I Play as a hunter and a stray survivor wonders off while the others are in the safe house, and I jump on him and tear his flesh off, the warm taste of blood in my mouth and on my tongue....it's so rewarding knowing someone on those idiot survivors team is so hated that they let me massacre him.

The best is when you get the guy right in front of the red door, and he was the last one alive.
:D

[Kunera]

At 3/4/09 11:42 PM, Samen wrote: The best is when you get the guy right in front of the red door, and he was the last one alive.

D

Even better yet, when the last survivor is dramatically limping into the saferoom with a tank behind him, and you drag him back into the tank as a smoker.