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Everyone who said "Penis" is a wimp.

I dont need mine any bigger.

I can't decide on one thing, so here;s a list...
- A bigger hard drive (900 MB Left!!!)
- A bigger soul
- A bigger income
- A bigger bladder (not the same as penis)
- A bigger pillow
- A bigger Memory Stick (1/5 Space Left! :O)
- A bigger internet connection
- A bigger cactus (I have a tiny cactus in my room)
- A bigger cock (I have a glass cock (or chicken) in my room, and it should be bigger)

LIEK IT?!?

My wenus is sharp but that would be awesome
if I had a huge one that wouldd be awesome

My funds. I'd upgrade from my current $11 to over $9000.

(lol)

My Ego.

P

PE

PEN

PENI

PENIN

PENINSULA

At 3/2/09 03:11 PM, DamianDreamcrusher wrote: P

PE

PEN

PENI

PENIN

PENINSULA

What did that have to do with the topic?

War and Peace.

At 3/2/09 03:12 PM, LordXerxes wrote: War and Peace.

That is good.
Add that to my list for me, will you?

Bigger and softer pillows. I think I will sleep better. And a bigger room would be nice too.

At 3/2/09 03:15 PM, RenegadeGirl wrote: Bigger and softer pillows. I think I will sleep better. And a bigger room would be nice too.

I was contemplating adding that to my list, but I am content with the size of my current room.

Hehe, I suppose making the entire Earth bigger would be a good idea. It would mean more resources and space for us all >&-)

At 3/1/09 08:56 PM, whitewolfer wrote: my penis

LOLROFLROFLROFL

cock joke

wait....

I was about to say that.

How much bigger?

boner

Pork Sword

Man meat

One-eyed yogurt chucker

prick

dick

dong

peter

Stiffies

hofties

pecker

wiener

wingwong

mancrank

cock

Croel, god warrior

sperm pump

missile launcher

pudd

Dingle dangle

winky

tallywacker

one eyed monster worm

tic tac (In some cases)

shwong

nuts

nutsack

balls

ballsack

At 3/2/09 03:18 PM, TheCrazyLoop wrote: I am gay.

lkol

At 3/2/09 03:17 PM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: Hehe, I suppose making the entire Earth bigger would be a good idea. It would mean more resources and space for us all >&-)

Thats the best answer I have heard all day!

The IQ of the average NGer.

Hmhm i think most of the people would say there penises hehehe.Hhm what i would make bigger it will be probably pies they are good when they big.

At 3/1/09 10:40 PM, Ironosaur wrote: If I could have anything bigger, it would be my assortment of various Ginger-Ale-esque products. I have 40 litres of Canada Dry Ginger Ale and like 10 litres of Green Tea Ginger Ale. I need more damn Ginger Ale.

canada dry FTW. Sorry, I just love that shit. No one can make ginger ale like canadians.
WAIT!!! A GIANT CANADA DRY !!!!

At 3/2/09 03:19 PM, DamianDreamcrusher wrote: homosexuality

Time to come of the closet big boy.

the gold chain i found a while ago. i would make it the size of a house, then melt it down, and sell it as bullion.by my calculations, i'd make over $400 billion.

holy shit, we put that much value on something too heavy and weak to have any practical use?

At 3/2/09 03:48 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: The IQ of the average NGer.

I think the average NGer ain't to bad, its the brain dead children that stumble here from time to time...

At 3/2/09 12:34 AM, HO-AZZ-HO wrote: well 2 b true my girls azz is already too big so. u know i got trim that shit down. mebbe i cud get a machine that makes it smaller. my dik gets lost in there somtimes forreal.

Obvious virgin.

I will bet anything somebody said their penis

The memory for my computer. No matter how much stuff I delete, I still seem to never have enough.

well i make big myself as the size of the biggest building in the world

At 3/2/09 06:40 PM, metalgearray wrote: well i make big myself as the size of the biggest building in the world

Why? Then you wouldn't fit into any clothes?

My car trunk size. Yeah. My family goes on vacations and the (relatively) small space makes it worse.

I'm surprised it took 4 posts to say the magical word.