If you could make anything bigger?

[ForNoReason]

If there was one thing in the world you could make bigger, what would it be? Food, animal, building, whatever. Make it bigger. What is your choice?

I would choose strawberries. Because I WOULD like to eat them like hand fruit. That would be so fucking bad ass.

Haha yes, someone will mention penis. You are sooo cool and edgy.

[XxXGameFreakXxX]

Assholes. NO MOAR BLEEDING WHEN I SHIT

[dobo69]

At 3/1/09 08:53 PM, ForNoReason wrote:

Haha yes, someone will mention penis. You are sooo cool and edgy.

penis
i did it first

[Brick-top]

My couch.

The fucking dogs keep stealing my seat whenever I get up.

[whitewolfer]

my penis

LOLROFLROFLROFL

cock joke

wait....

[Wrathlust]

lol this could be a penis joke.

[cast]

At 3/1/09 08:56 PM, whitewolfer wrote: my penis

LOLROFLROFLROFL

cock joke

wait....

Busted tinky winky.

[EclecticEnnui]

My PINGAS. (NSFW)

[ZekePowerful]

Eyelashes.

It would be like everybody growing a multitude of spears on their eyelashes. Blinking could be lethal to anyone. Women would carry mascara bottles the size of a small car, making them easier targets.

Mmmmm yessss....

[firemaker60]

Here's a semi-serious response:

I would just make giant fruit that could be taken to third world countries. Each giant apple, or banana could feed an entire village for a year.

[BlazingIce]

I would make my TV bigger. Fuck yes to that.

[Letiger]

a clit

[Dry-Ice]

Next person to say "penis" in this thread gets a 30 day ban.

I'm make my Amp bigger, then turn it to 11 and blow up my neighbours.

[Biscuit-head]

I would make a giant candy bar of some sorts, because the last snickers I had was seriously so magic.

[SlogBait]

My house because theres not enough room to fit all my shit.

[KrevZabijak]

Velociraptors.

[doctorjmcgee]

Celine Diane's mouth

[IceFireMudDragon]

At 3/1/09 08:57 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: My PINGAS. (NSFW)

I seen that before. Oh God if that was any bigger then God knows what would happen

[Elder]

I'd make my income bigger.

Hurr hurr, original.

[Dragonberry]

My monitor....

Small ass 15 inch.....

[whitewolfer]

well the good two shoes answer would be food, no one would starve, but for me i guess it would be giant toliet paper, that way no one would run out haha

[Drugged]

Fruit.

[KrevZabijak]

Oh wait, on second thought.. We could apply this to the hadron collider. What would it become then?
BMLHC?
(Big McLargehuge Hadron Collider?)

[Biscuit-head]

At 3/1/09 09:19 PM, whitewolfer wrote: well the good two shoes answer would be food, no one would starve, but for me i guess it would be giant toliet paper, that way no one would run out haha

Because you live in jail...?

[P3GL3G]

food.

yes just food in general.

win

[Peaceblossom]

My muscles.

I'm working on it, but it'd be pretty sick to just have bigger ones over night.

[ForNoReason]

At 3/1/09 09:19 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Fruit.

The plant or the people?

get it? Fruits? gay people? Ill stop...

[Kyothine]

At 3/1/09 09:07 PM, firemaker60 wrote: I would just make giant fruit that could be taken to third world countries. Each giant apple, or banana could feed an entire village for a year.

Except the amount of fertile soil, water, care needed would be enormous to counter all those benefits.

Anyways, maybe my piano. Or those little mushrooms that attack caterpillars and ants and turn them into shriveled zombies.

[Sensationalism]

At 3/1/09 09:07 PM, firemaker60 wrote: Here's a semi-serious response:

I would just make giant fruit that could be taken to third world countries. Each giant apple, or banana could feed an entire village for a year.

James And The Giant Peach!!!!

At 3/1/09 09:12 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Next person to say "penis" in this thread gets a 30 day ban.

Boobs is okay though, right?

Boobs.

It'd be cool to make my house bigger.

[Achilles2]

At 3/1/09 08:53 PM, ForNoReason wrote: I would choose strawberries. Because I WOULD like to eat them like hand fruit. That would be so fucking bad ass.

If we're gonna go down that road, I'm going to say cherries.