How to get revenge on someone?

[Moonhog]

I asked this same question on Yahoo! Answers and generally got the morally righteous answer of 'move on'.

But fuck that. I know you newgrounds users are more sinister so this is how it went down...

This person who I was fairly friends with did something to me which made me look like a complete idiot in front of tonnes of people at my sixth form college. Obviously I felt angry at him and want to get back at him since it was completely unprovoked.

Yet I know the best advice for situations like this is 'move on and enjoy your life, as this will anger him more than anything you could do'.

While I understand this, it's almost a matter of principle. I know he feels no remorse for what he's done, and I want to teach him a lesson as well as prove I'm not a pushover.

All sorts of activities both legal and otherwise have gone through my head, what should I do?

Also, I know where he leaves his car during the day.

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[andhination]

Can you get in his house? If so, shit in his underwear drawer.

[Twilight]

Get his car towed or stolen.

[LOLZILLA]

If he is popular then publicly humiliate him on a larger scale than what he done to you. And make sure it's something no one will forget.

[Master117chief]

Get a bucket with paint and cover his car with paint..windows and everything.
Make sure nobody finds out it's you or you'll get in real trouble,...Son!

That will piss him off and he will need to pay money to get his car usable again.

[Michael1000]

What did he do to you? And anyway, I know what you should do. Get a few balloons and put them under all of his tires and when he backs up outta the driveway, he will hear the pops and get out of the car. When he looks around, (make sure you are video taping it) sneak over to his car and when he gets back in, jump up and scare him and then put the video on youtube! Awesome revenge!!!!

[Master117chief]

You could always do a shit in his schoolbag...Just imagine opening your bag in class and it's all covered in shit.

[dark-crow07]

Go on MSN and pretend to be someone different.

Arrange to meet up and spy on them when they go to the place and theres nobody there.

Its lolable

If you wanna go that extra bit further. Record it and put it on youtube :D

[Conspiracy3]

Do what must be done

[speakerlight]

O.K here's what you do,first go in his house but don't leave many foreseeable track's.second,hide somewhere where he can't see you but you can move really quickly.third of all get some chloroform and a rag.fourth is the hardest but if done right you should be able to grab him from where you are hidden,use the chloroform rag and knock him out.before you do any of this make sure you can get an air tight canister large enough for him to fit in.

Here's what you do next,dig a hole big enough for the canister and put it in.make sure the area is miles away from civilization,or even better a garbage dump.fill in the whole then call his family for ransom money to be delivered to you in the amount of time the canister would have air.

BE SURE TO USE A VOICE HARMONIZER AND TO BE AWAY FROM ANY RECONGNIZABLE NOISES.

Then be sure to make yourself an airtight alibi and hide any evidence that you might have,since you'll be a prime suspect.

[Shnam]

Pants him on a cold day

[Gortag]

Slip some antifreeze into his gatorade,walk away,voila.

[Steven-Polley]

Getting revenge won't fix anything.

In other words....

move on.

[Robojester]

Kill his parents, cook them in chili, and then feed them to him.

[MultiCanimefan]

First, play some mind games just to fuck with him. Be sure to speak in befuddling double-negatives and non-sequitors. Then, once he's teetering on the edge of paranoia, push him off into the psychological abyss. Finally, attack his family, the entire community, and begin constructing a weapon of monstrous proportions, with lasers, virgin blood, and the occasional...attacking and...ghosts...NewGrounds...

[2r0x0rs4you]

Set fire to the damn car.

[AlexTomkins]

Call me old fashioned, but why not just hit him in the face?

[KLoWnXXX]

do you plan on him knowing that you got your revenge, or keeping it a secret?

if your gonna keep it a secret you can fuck up his car by shitting in the gas tank or putting salt in it.
you can also buy some weed and hide it somewhere in his car he wouldn't look, but a cop would think to look if he decided to search it.

if your planning on him finding out you exacted your revenge, you should do something that wont cause any monetary issues, for example, something that would embarrass him as much as he embarrassed you, an eye for an eye.
the best way to do this is probably to start a nasty rumor. rumors spread quick and he won't be aware of it for the longest time. tell a couple people that you heard from someone reliable that he's a closet gay or something and feed the flames a bit over the next couple of days by telling a few more people and making sure the rumor takes off.

you can also set him up to fail in a big social situation

or challenge him to a duel and kick his ass

[Moonhog]

At 3/1/09 12:47 PM, AlexTomkins wrote: Call me old fashioned, but why not just hit him in the face?

Assault charges.

[LTmatt]

I remember there was something that happened a while ago where some dude posted a craigslist add in which he said he was giving everything at his house away, so just come there and take whatever.

Turns out it was some other guy's house. You know what to do.

Or you can just rape his car by cutting the tires, shitting in the air filer, stealing shit out of it, and so on.

[Unimportant]

Tell him you've received a shipment of Amontillado, but you're not sure if you've been swindled and need your friend's expert wine tasting skills to verify. Lead him down into your family catacombs (Note: For this to work, you will need to have family catacombs under your cellar), and get him drunk on the way down.

Lead him into a small opening in the wall, then strap him with chains to the iron staple you had placed in the wall before hand. Proceed to uncover a pile of bricks from under a pile of bones, and begin plastering him in.

Also, if he yells something like "For the love of God, Montresor!" (He probably wouldn't yell this, as I doubt that's your real name), then just yell back "Yes, for the love of God!". Also, feel free to sit down for a couple of minutes and enjoy his screaming and feeble attempts to free himself. Finish off by saying something Latin, like "In pace requiescat".

If you didn't get the joke, please read more classic literature: The Cask of Amontillado

[Falconpunchr]

Take loads of laxitives, find his house, and with explosive diarrhea and while he's asleep, shit in his face

[Karttibone]

If you have photoshop it's easy.

-Grab a porn picture
-Grab a photagrap of him
-Edit them together
-Print as much as you can
-Hang the pictures evreywhere, where people look at it.

This is freakin' effective!
If you don't have photoshop:

-Grab a string tanga
-Get a few friends
-Surprise and abduct him
-Pull his pants off and put on the string tanga
-Tie him up where evrybody can see him

But the best solution would be to feed his ballz to a dog or get over it XD

[EclecticEnnui]

How did he make you look like an idiot, at a college? I just think that college students are smart enough to know a bully when they see one, like your semi-friend. I'm not giving you any ideas of revenge. If you're really upset about it, then talk to him with a mediator, or something.

[MrNiceGuy]

You used the wrong YahooAnswers.

[RubberTrucky]

Drug him and lock him in a chair. As he wakes up send a message via a blow up doll on a TV screen saying a bomb is wired in the room set to explode in 1 hour. Tell him that he has one hour to take the knife from the table next to him and to carve 4 keys out, which are implanted in his femur bones and forearm bones.

That will show him.

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

pour bleach in his gas tank, (it'll fuck the tank up) and water (if the weather is cold) into his radiator(so when it freezes, the water will expand and crack the radiator.

[Gamepro23]

Firecracker em' when they're shitting.

[beck071]

Piss inside his car. Also where the diesel/petrol goes into and last of all, shit in his glove box or in his gloves.