Horses

[punchyguy]

I dont get it. What is it about horses that drive half the girls 6-15 years old crazy about them? They have huge asses that produce huge turds, they arent cute and actually do this thing with their lips that scares me, were often used in old warfare, are big and un-cuddleable or hugable, attract flies, and other unseemly traits. All I can see in their favor is that they are rather majestic. So why are they so loved?

[Gagsy]

At 3/1/09 05:33 AM, punchyguy wrote: IThey have huge asses that produce huge turds, they arent cute and actually do this thing with their lips that scares me, were often used in old warfare, are big and un-cuddleable or hugable, attract flies, and other unseemly traits.

What you just described is your average male. If girls can like them, then of course they can like horses too.

[Cyberdevil]

At 3/1/09 05:33 AM, punchyguy wrote: So why are they so loved?

Maybe, they are ridable? They are animals? They have class? They are huge?

[Grimscott]

It makes them feel like sheriffs hunting down some troublesome outlaw! Clearly!

[punchyguy]

At 3/1/09 05:35 AM, Piss wrote: Giant horse dicks.

Gee, didnt see that coming.

Sarcasm, bitch.

[Ehwaz003]

It's about caring for an other being that is what interests girls. Basic psychology: it's in their evolution to take care of kids and animals. Caring is in there genes. When they are that age, they focus on caring for an animal, just like when they are younger and they walk around with dolls.

Also, horses are used in various forms of therapy. You would be amazed about what a horse can learn you or make you change your behavior. Usually, it's not the horse that does something wrong, it's you. And the horse just smacks that right into your face. Horses are mirrors to reflect on yourself and see what is wrong with you!

[punchyguy]

At 3/1/09 05:39 AM, Piss wrote:

At 3/1/09 05:38 AM, punchyguy wrote:

Sarcasm, bitch.

Huh?

Oh, dont take me seriously. Im somewhat crazy. Well, take me seriously about that last part.

[FC-Thun-Fan]

I like referring to them as walking steaks infront of girls who like them and, oddly enough, believe they somehow shouldn't be eaten. Then the same girls go eating cows and lambs it's weird. Long story short, saying stuff like "are you riding your steak?" or "how did you hurt yourself? Did you fall off your steak?" is pretty fun to do. You should try it.

[Sensationalism]

Bleh. I have no idea. Horses are pretty lame. And they're kinda scary.

[mranarchy]

I predict horses to be the prevailing form of transport once the inevitable apocalypse (zombie, nuclear etc) comes, efficient, obedient, quiet, strong, off-road, you can fall asleep whilst traveling and fuel exists in endless supplies as long as you're in a rural area.

[DevourerJay]

i dont know, but my daughter's nuts for my little pony crap

[Sensationalism]

At 3/1/09 06:42 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i dont know, but my daughter's nuts for my little pony crap

My Little Pony was better the first time around.

[DevourerJay]

At 3/1/09 06:46 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 3/1/09 06:42 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i dont know, but my daughter's nuts for my little pony crap

My Little Pony was better the first time around.

its still crap though.... fucking $8 a goddamn pony...

[Sensationalism]

At 3/1/09 06:48 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 3/1/09 06:46 AM, Sensationalism wrote: My Little Pony was better the first time around.

its still crap though.... fucking $8 a goddamn pony...

I have about 100 I'd give away for free.

[DevourerJay]

At 3/1/09 06:52 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 3/1/09 06:48 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 3/1/09 06:46 AM, Sensationalism wrote: My Little Pony was better the first time around.

its still crap though.... fucking $8 a goddamn pony...

I have about 100 I'd give away for free.

cool send em my way... less crap to buy XD