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If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 05:07:08 Reply

..but it turned out that the girl was your MOTHER, what would you do now?


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 05:08:08 Reply

I would dump my father and search a more good looking, well mannered man.


Get your life back!

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 05:08:47 Reply

I'd try to find mum who was likly in my body? I mean, what could you do?


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 05:09:01 Reply

I'd be vegan and I'd start working out like crazy. And I'd fuckin shave.


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 05:11:46 Reply

...Wonder what would happen if I killed myself...

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 05:21:01 Reply

At 3/1/09 05:08 AM, Ehwaz003 wrote: I would dump my father and search a more good looking, well mannered man.

This is exactly what I'd do.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 05:21:01 Reply

I'd give birth to myself.


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 05:30:13 Reply

Do the stuff I regularly do and be the coolest mother ever!


Fuck you.

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 06:07:44 Reply

I'd get a job and bring my son to places so he can actually have a social life.


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 06:09:18 Reply

At 3/1/09 06:07 AM, dark-crow07 wrote: I'd get a job and bring my son to places so he can actually have a social life.

Haha, yeah. I understand.


Suck it.

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 06:13:22 Reply

Well aren't you clever. Yes.

I'd feel screwed, particularly when I need to go to work. I don't have a medical degree!

At 3/1/09 05:08 AM, Podburrys wrote: I'd try to find mum who was likly in my body? I mean, what could you do?

It's like Freaky Friday except it's not.


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 06:15:25 Reply

At 3/1/09 05:07 AM, andhination wrote: ..but it turned out that the girl was your MOTHER, what would you do now?

Ehm, get on the NG BBS and discuss this with all the incredible smart people here hopefully reasoning out a formula that will once again take me back to my former state.

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 06:33:23 Reply

At 3/1/09 05:08 AM, Ehwaz003 wrote: I would dump my father and search a more good looking, well mannered man.

This.


And if we run outta bullets? Heh, baby, they're gonna wish we hadn't....

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 06:33:58 Reply

stab myself and make sure i dont bring children to this world


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 06:35:13 Reply

At 3/1/09 05:09 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I'd be vegan and I'd start working out like crazy. And I'd fuckin shave.

Hahah I lol'd.

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 06:40:18 Reply

At 3/1/09 06:35 AM, ProcrastiNate wrote:
At 3/1/09 05:09 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I'd be vegan and I'd start working out like crazy. And I'd fuckin shave.
Hahah I lol'd.

that was truly funny XD


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 10:49:39 Reply

At 3/1/09 05:07 AM, andhination wrote: ..but it turned out that the girl was your MOTHER, what would you do now?

kill myself

i dont wanna be my mother, she's old and has osteoparosis

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 10:50:41 Reply

Kill self.


This too will pass.
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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 10:53:27 Reply

I would... uh... I don't know. Probably kill myself.


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:02:18 Reply

Go to the kitchen.


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:04:39 Reply

Well, when life gives you lemons...

Probably clean the house a bit?


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:04:59 Reply

At 3/1/09 05:08 AM, Ehwaz003 wrote: I would dump my father and search a more good looking, well mannered man.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
haha, what an awesome post

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:05:17 Reply

At 3/1/09 05:09 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I'd be vegan and I'd start working out like crazy. And I'd fuckin shave.

You know, that actually sounds like a good idea.


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:07:48 Reply

I would reborn the Nazi Dinosaur Army (NDA).


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:13:53 Reply

id probably buy my kids an xbox 360 and then while theyre at school ill play it


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:17:28 Reply

I would congrat ma mummy for..that ^^


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:17:48 Reply

At 3/1/09 05:07 AM, andhination wrote: ..but it turned out that the girl was your MOTHER, what would you do now?

nothing but YOU would look like this :

If you woke up as a girl...

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:29:04 Reply

I'd probably be like 'huh...this is new let me see how it work's' I'll then go to beautiful cervix and..well you can guess the rest.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:36:43 Reply

At 3/1/09 11:29 AM, speakerlight wrote: I'd probably be like 'huh...this is new let me see how it work's' I'll then go to beautiful cervix and..well you can guess the rest.

. . .


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Response to If you woke up as a girl... 2009-03-01 11:37:13 Reply

I'd stay in the kitchen where I belong


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