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At 3/1/09 12:16 AM, TOEZ wrote: "The Pear of Anguish".

You wouldn't want to have this shoved up your ass.

No lolwuts necessary.

OH.....OH.....GOD that, thats just horrible

lolwut

The most creative way of killing someone is actually not to kill them, thus claiming that you're the most creative because that way of killing someone has not been done before.

"I killed this man!"

"But he's not dead!"

"Exactly!"

"My god, you're so creative.. The illusion that he is dead is there but he isn't dead, how fantastic!"

There are no flaws, do not argue.

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Need I say more?

I actually thought of this once. I invite them to a party where I play their least favorite music. Apologizing, I hand them earplugs that are actually cheetoes. The cheetoes leave delicious artificial cheesy dust in their ears that ants and other pests cannot rasist. Said pests crawl into the ear and eventually the brain cavity, biting and poisoning it. The brain malfunctions and they die. It is very chance-dependent, but very origional.

Retry:
Need I say more??
Oh Jesus

there are so many ways...

At 2/28/09 11:36 PM, MushookieMan wrote:

At 2/28/09 11:32 PM, Xinxinix wrote: Most Creative Way To Kill Someone?

With art.

P.S. mosquitoes could never kill you. It's not possible.

malaria could

get an art brush stuck in your ass till ya die

I'd put him in a little box and give him water and bread every 4 hours.
Eventually he will die from shitty food.

LOL

Make him put on a pair of Incredible Shrinking Pants, (Patent pending, grr!) and then toss him in a swimming pool.

Voila!

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i sit them at a computer, and force them to endure wave after wave of "hi im new" threads that people post on newgrounds.

throw them into a volcano

Death by CHOCLATE!!!