If there were an emo-looking kid...

[elementell]

...and he was listening to his iPod, and instead of, I dunno, emo music, there was caramel dansen playing.

What would you say to him?

Not say anything is not a valid answer.

[Xinxinix]

I would yell out in front of everyone, "Hey, you want some Hannah Montanna with that?"

[Elios]

Doodo doo-oo
Yeah-eah-eah-eah

Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med
Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se
Kom igjen
Hvem som helst kan vara med
So ror pa era fotter
O-a-a-a!
Och vicka era hofter
O-la-la-la!
Gjör som vi
Till denna melodi

Oh-ahh-ahh-ahh!
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gjör som vi gjör
Ta nagrå steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen!

O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa - ao
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa - ao

Det blir en sensation over alt forstås
Pa fester kommer alla att slappa loss
Kom igjen
Nu tar vi stegen omigjen
O-o-oa

Så rør pa era fötter
O-a-a-a
Och vricka era höfter
O-la-la-la
Gor som vi
Til denna melodi

Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gjör so vi gjör
Tå några steg at vänster
Lyssna och lar
Miss inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med Caramelldansen!

Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gjör so vi gjör
Ta negra steg at vänster
Lyssna och lar
Miss inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med Caramelldansen!

O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa - ao
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa - ao

Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hander
Gjör so vi gjör
Tå några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Miss inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med Caramelldansen!

Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gjör so vi gjör
Ta några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Miss inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med CarameldDansen!

[Proottalfain]

Fucking wannabe.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

I would ignore him, most emo's are just craving attention eventually they will grow out of it.

[Sensationalism]

I'd ask him why he's listening to shit instead of to awesome "emo" music.

[Podburrys]

"So, what's your name?"

Then get number.

[lawlmaster]

bend over bitch.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

I was going to made some snide remark about how the song would have to be really loud for me to hear it while he has headphones in, but I couldn't find a witty way to put it.

All well.

[MattyT]

Pfft, emo is so 2007.

[Rad]

I'd say "Lol internet" and we would become BESTEST FRIENDS.

[TOEZ]

Wouldn't give a shit.

It's his or her life. Sure I'd give that person a weird look, but I wouldn't say anything.

[J1m]

I'd ignore him like I'd ignore an emo-looking kid listening to Emo. His problems aren't mine.

And if it hasn't been said yet, most emo-looking kids are not actually emo; they're just more vocal about the same stuff that happens to every other teenager, no matter how repetitive and menial the subject matter is.

Either that, or black is the only color that their favorite musicians' clothing comes in.

[zyzy]

I would say nothing.

[KillerSkull]

I'd say: "Mann Gegen Mann!" Then I'd beat the shit outa him while blasting "Mann Gegen Mann" on my iPod

[thisisL]

At 2/28/09 11:28 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: I'd say "Lol internet" and we would become BESTEST FRIENDS.

Me likes this idea

[firemaker60]

I'd actually expect something like that to be playing. Most emo people I know are into anime, anyway.

[RubbaBandSlingaz]

Id Offer Him A Cookie...Preferably Chocolate Chip..

[AnonymousAlchemist]

I would burn his iPod, piss the fire out, cut his hair, piss on his face to remove the makeup, tell him that he is a conformist hypocrite, and curbstomp him.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

I'd tell him the crusade is coming and none would be spared.

[ShellShocked78]

Fuck you

[BlazingIce]

I would say

" Are you an Emo or just like dressing that way?"

[Sensationalism]

At 3/1/09 02:15 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I'd tell him the crusade is coming and none would be spared.

You still have that emo myspace?

[andhination]

I'd have sex with him.

[ForkStorm]

I'd Laugh then do a friendly pointing gesture, then as he laughs punch him in the face, and reply afterwards... " DONT INTERRUPT ME BITCH. "

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 3/1/09 02:32 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 3/1/09 02:15 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I'd tell him the crusade is coming and none would be spared.

You still have that emo myspace?

Unfortunately, no. I was young, and stupid. It is teh deleted.

let us all take a moment of silence for NEWBARG00BAREMOJOHN1992YDOEZLIEFSUX???</

3/3/3

[XTriNovaX]

At 3/1/09 12:40 AM, KillerSkull wrote: I'd say: "Mann Gegen Mann!" Then I'd beat the shit outa him while blasting "Mann Gegen Mann" on my iPod

While yelling "SCHWULER!!!!!!!!!"?

[Gagsy]

I'd ignore him and let him go about his business, it isn't my business what he listens to or wears, it's his life and his choice, and I'd respect that.

Shame on you.

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/28/09 11:15 PM, elementell wrote: What would you say to him?

"Funky"

[Grimscott]

Try to make him dance. DANCE LIKE A MONKEY

At 3/1/09 04:21 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd ignore him and let him go about his business, it isn't my business what he listens to or wears, it's his life and his choice, and I'd respect that.

Shame on you.

How dare you give a reasonable and realistic response.