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4.15 / 5.00 17,040 ViewsNo, if somebody smokes it isn't the equivilant of shooting themselves in the face.. Do you honestly think that they don't know that they are inflicting harm upon themselves? But they are barely inflicting harm. Smoking a pack a day since age 18 (legal age in the US) will reduce the average Americans lifespan by 64 DAYS!!! OH...OH MY GOD. I WILL LOSE 3 MONTHS OF MY LIFE THAT WILL PROBABLY BE SPENT IN A NURSING HOME TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER, PLAYING BINGO, AND HAVING MY DIAPERS CHANGED BY A 30 YEAR OLD MAN NAMED BRUCE WHILE I SLOWLY SLIP INTO COMPLETE SENILITY. In fact, I advise everybody to smoke. It relieves stress and makes you avoid the horrors that come with old age. So to all anti-smoking dicks, please take the dicks out of your mouth and insert a calming and relaxing cigarette. Anything so that we cease from hearing about the constant PSA that is your pathetic lives.
Hah...Your stupid
Who says you will be in a home?
If you would get off the computer everyone and a while and work out you will be fine.
Shit man want some cheese with that whine?
Thank you. You have completely changed my mind about smoking. Now I'm off to my nearest convenience store to buy a pack.
NOOOO MUMMY DON'T TAKE MY CIGARETTES AWAY FROM ME. THEY ARE LYING WHEN THEY SAY IT WILL KILL YOU. NOOOO... MUMMY... PLEASE...
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?
OMG I FUCKING HATE YOU MUMMY.
etc.
Good morrow to you, Magistrate!
At 2/28/09 03:14 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Smoking a pack a day since age 18 (legal age in the US) will reduce the average Americans lifespan by 64 DAYS!
Pics of it didn't happen.
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Well.. I don't.. Should I?? *starts reaching for the pack of ciggys*
NO! I WON'T DO IT! >:(
At 2/28/09 03:14 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Americans lifespan by 64 DAYS!!! OH...OH MY GOD. I WILL LOSE 3 MONTHS OF MY LIFE THAT WILL PROBABLY BE SPENT IN A NURSING HOME TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER, PLAYING BINGO, AND HAVING MY DIAPERS CHANGED BY A 30 YEAR OLD MAN NAMED BRUCE WHILE I SLOWLY SLIP INTO COMPLETE SENILITY.
Where did you get these shit stats? Fyi, stats from marlboro.com aren't reliable.
You can get all sort of cancers that could end your life at a very young age by smoking. Where did you get the 64 days thing?
At 2/28/09 03:14 PM, GiantDouche wrote: It relieves stress and makes you avoid the horrors that come with old age.
It was proven that smoking only relieves stress because of the deep breaths you take, not because of the cigarette.
Morale: TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS AND PUT DOWN THAT CANCER STICK.
They're stupid because of the amount of money they wasted on something which they didn't even like at first, and decided to force themselves to like so that they would be socially acceptable. They're fucking dipshits based on that.
Fuck you.
At 2/28/09 03:15 PM, Hiroshimo wrote: Hah...Your stupid
Who says you will be in a home?
If you would get off the computer everyone and a while and work out you will be fine.
Shit man want some cheese with that whine?
Says the small dicked man with 9.39 posts per day while I only have about 4.5. I do exercise. And even so, exercise doesn't slow senility. You should be concerned, you have little to no brain cells left to lose. Senility will convert you into a complete vegitable. Also, that you for commenting on my post itself instead of one small fragment of it. You are a great person (two thumbs up).
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I know other things that relieve stress and are cheaper. But to be honest, we are humans, we shouldn't have chemicals to get over real life problems.
At 2/28/09 03:14 PM, GiantDouche wrote: No, if somebody smokes it isn't the equivilant of shooting themselves in the face.. Do you honestly think that they don't know that they are inflicting harm upon themselves? But they are barely inflicting harm. Smoking a pack a day since age 18 (legal age in the US) will reduce the average Americans lifespan by 64 DAYS!!! OH...OH MY GOD. I WILL LOSE 3 MONTHS OF MY LIFE
Oh look at you, mr. thinks he's cool because he does what his mom and dad say is wrong
WHAT A REBEL!
Do you have any sources to back this up? if no then quit whining
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At 2/28/09 03:20 PM, GiantDouche wrote:At 2/28/09 03:15 PM, Hiroshimo wrote: Hah...Your stupidSays the small dicked man with 9.39 posts per day while I only have about 4.5. I do exercise. And even so, exercise doesn't slow senility. You should be concerned, you have little to no brain cells left to lose. Senility will convert you into a complete vegitable. Also, that you for commenting on my post itself instead of one small fragment of it. You are a great person (two thumbs up).
Who says you will be in a home?
If you would get off the computer everyone and a while and work out you will be fine.
Shit man want some cheese with that whine?
lol look at my post count, shit i only waste like half a hour here. I bet it took you like an hour to write your bitch rant, hell if all your posts are this stupid and long than no wonder your post percentage is low. Shit like forumers are ganna listen to you Mr.Important, also i liked how you picked me out of everyone to insult cause of my post count. Scared to mess with the big boys pussy?
At 2/28/09 03:16 PM, Steve3377 wrote:At 2/28/09 03:14 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Smoking a pack a day since age 18 (legal age in the US) will reduce the average Americans lifespan by 64 DAYS!Pics of it didn't happen.
Even better. Input an 18 year old who smokes 20 cigs (1 pack).
To simple-but-sandy:
I do not smoke. I have had a few cigarettes here and there but not in an addictive fashion. This is more of my response to everybody on this forum who's tampons shoot up their vagina and out their mouth everytime somebody says that they smoke.
It only relieves stress because you are addicted to it. It also costs a shitload of money, which is why I'm not going to.
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At 2/28/09 03:21 PM, Eggys wrote: No I'd rather not have a hole in my throat and die of lung cancer like my grandpa.
Assholes.
Along with the fact that I've gotten my share from second-hand smoke, I don't need first-hand to do myself in.
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You know what? I don't want my life to end in a cancer mess. I'm doing every single I thing I can to avoid getting that? Yeah sure that it'll only shorten your life with 64 days. I'd rather live healthy, longer, and not get senile. So you shut the fuck you smelly piece of smoker, and get out of my way on the street with your idiotic smoke while I don't want to breathe it. Stupid egoïstical smokers. blargh.
/angry
At 2/28/09 03:23 PM, GiantDouche wrote: To simple-but-sandy:
I do not smoke. I have had a few cigarettes here and there but not in an addictive fashion. This is more of my response to everybody on this forum who's tampons shoot up their vagina and out their mouth everytime somebody says that they smoke.
I'm still going to imagine you as a whiny semi-emo kid who complains on his blog/popular forums about how "his mom is a bitch and he wished she were dead" when he doesn't get his way.
Good morrow to you, Magistrate!
At 2/28/09 03:23 PM, Hiroshimo wrote: lol look at my post count, shit i only waste like half a hour here. I bet it took you like an hour to write your bitch rant, hell if all your posts are this stupid and long than no wonder your post percentage is low. Shit like forumers are ganna listen to you Mr.Important, also i liked how you picked me out of everyone to insult cause of my post count. Scared to mess with the big boys pussy?
An hour? More like 15 minutes. It disturbs me that it takes you that long to squeeze a coherent thought out of your brain. I picked you because you were the first one who replied. But since you have no concept of chronological ordering I apologize for making you think about the previous sentence.
I like how you completely ignored:
- Disgusting smell
- Yellowed teeth/fingernails
- Coughing. Lot's of coughing.
- Loss of money
- Could lead to asthma.
- Lung cancer
- Heart disease
And there are probably many more reasons why smoking is stupid.
You lose 64 days for having smoking habits? Those 64 days may be useful to you and you throw them away just because you want to inhale a smoke that contains plenty of toxic substances to your body?
Great decision man, kudos to you.
At 2/28/09 03:15 PM, Hiroshimo wrote: Hah...Your stupid
How fucking ironic.
I don't smoke, and probably never will, but the people who constantly insult smokers because THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEM are the stupidest fucks I have ever met. I don't care if I die at 40. Hell, my life would probably be a hell of a lot better if I just did whatever I wanted and died young.
My gran smoked all her life and got lung cancer aged fifty-nine, which she died of a year later. It's a pretty big fucking deal for her family, such as myself, so fuck off.
At 2/28/09 03:26 PM, GiantDouche wrote:At 2/28/09 03:23 PM, Hiroshimo wrote: lol look at my post count, shit i only waste like half a hour here. I bet it took you like an hour to write your bitch rant, hell if all your posts are this stupid and long than no wonder your post percentage is low. Shit like forumers are ganna listen to you Mr.Important, also i liked how you picked me out of everyone to insult cause of my post count. Scared to mess with the big boys pussy?An hour? More like 15 minutes. It disturbs me that it takes you that long to squeeze a coherent thought out of your brain. I picked you because you were the first one who replied. But since you have no concept of chronological ordering I apologize for making you think about the previous sentence.
took long because i don't waste time hovering over your thread like you are. Listen I'm sorry your parents don't love you and you were forced to suck dick on the highway to get a ride to your new gay lovers den but you don't have to bitch about smoking online. No one gives a fuck what you think.
At 2/28/09 03:30 PM, Twilight95 wrote:At 2/28/09 03:23 PM, Hiroshimo wrote: lol look at my post count, shit i only waste like half a hour here. I bet it took you like an hour to write your bitch rant, hell if all your posts are this stupid and long than no wonder your post percentage is low. Shit like forumers are ganna listen to you Mr.Important, also i liked how you picked me out of everyone to insult cause of my post count. Scared to mess with the big boys pussy?You're such an ass.
I agree with what GD says fully, being old is worse than being dead. They leave you to suffer instead of killing you off, because there isn't much you can do except slowly lose the 5 senses.
What are you his ALT account?
Hey ide rather live than have a huge hole in my throat but hey you will prolly use that so GD (lol such a gay nickname) can fuck you.
true but smoking could give you CANCER
reducing your lifespan bt decades
Smoking relieves the stress that was initially caused by smoking.