Be a Supporter!
EricTheMan
EricTheMan
  • Member since: Jan. 15, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:06 PM Reply

I did it today in gym. It's my middle finger and it hurts like hell and it's all swolen.
Any tips?


"Girl your love is like a "nuclear weapon.
EricTheMan AkA:

BBS Signature
Master117chief
Master117chief
  • Member since: Jan. 7, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:08 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:06 PM, EricTheMan wrote: I did it today in gym. It's my middle finger and it hurts like hell and it's all swolen.
Any tips?

Put it in your ass.


BBS Signature
Ozzy93
Ozzy93
  • Member since: Jan. 25, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:08 PM Reply

cut it off, buy a new one

its that simple

Check out my music?

EricTheMan
EricTheMan
  • Member since: Jan. 15, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:09 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:08 PM, Master117chief wrote:
At 2/27/09 05:06 PM, EricTheMan wrote: I did it today in gym. It's my middle finger and it hurts like hell and it's all swolen.
Any tips?
Put it in your ass.

I tried that but it only made it worse.


"Girl your love is like a "nuclear weapon.
EricTheMan AkA:

BBS Signature
Sheizenhammer
Sheizenhammer
  • Member since: Dec. 31, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 32
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:09 PM Reply

Stop jamming your finger in shit.

If you really think something's wrong, go to the doctor.

Why does everyone treat this place like a clinic?
FigishPig3000
FigishPig3000
  • Member since: Jun. 27, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Audiophile
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:09 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:06 PM, EricTheMan wrote: Any tips?

I did that a while ago. Yes. it does hurt, Really there is nothing you can to except, Dont baby it. It will heal faster if you use it more however it will hurt more.


BBS Signature
evan210
evan210
  • Member since: May. 14, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 26
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:13 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:09 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Stop jamming your finger in shit.

If you really think something's wrong, go to the doctor.

Why does everyone treat this place like a clinic?

I've noticed that too. I remember a while back som guy cut off the tip of his finger and he made a post about it and was replying to everyone and stuff, and then like an hour later we found out he never even got a band-aid.

MasterBalls
MasterBalls
  • Member since: Jul. 19, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:14 PM Reply

Finger a girl with it. The juices have magical healing properties.


And if we run outta bullets? Heh, baby, they're gonna wish we hadn't....

BBS Signature
Ozzy93
Ozzy93
  • Member since: Jan. 25, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:14 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:14 PM, MasterBalls wrote: Finger a girl with it. The juices have magical healing properties.

so true... so fucking true....


Check out my music?

dx5231
dx5231
  • Member since: Jul. 15, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 41
Musician
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:16 PM Reply

Ice will proably work. Seriously, you should try that.


BBS Signature
lightblob
lightblob
  • Member since: Jul. 14, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 05:20 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:09 PM, EricTheMan wrote:
At 2/27/09 05:08 PM, Master117chief wrote:
At 2/27/09 05:06 PM, EricTheMan wrote: I did it today in gym. It's my middle finger and it hurts like hell and it's all swolen.
Any tips?
Put it in your ass.
I tried that but it only made it worse.

Lol.
Your one of those funny wise guys who reply to other wise guys' posts.
Just try relaxing your finger.
It will go away eventually...


Join Now!

BBS Signature
THEREINOTHINGTOEAT
THEREINOTHINGTOEAT
  • Member since: Jan. 5, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 06:02 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:06 PM, EricTheMan wrote: I did it today in gym. It's my middle finger and it hurts like hell and it's all swolen.
Any tips?

May I ask how you jammed it?


I wish I were your homework. Then I'd be hard, and you'd be doing me.

EricTheMan
EricTheMan
  • Member since: Jan. 15, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 06:25 PM Reply

I was reaching up to rebound a basketball with my fingers straight up.
Was NOT smart...


"Girl your love is like a "nuclear weapon.
EricTheMan AkA:

BBS Signature
Lizzardis
Lizzardis
  • Member since: Aug. 24, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 31
Blank Slate
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 06:27 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:08 PM, speeling wrote: Don't type, soak it in ice, and let it relax for a day or two.

Do this^^^ and take some paracetamol. If it persists for more than 3 days go to a doctor, you may have done some damage!

Take care.

Sekhem
Sekhem
  • Member since: Feb. 20, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 31
Musician
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 06:28 PM Reply

i jammed my finger up your grandma's pussy you little cocksucker


letterboxd|||| last.fm |||| recommend me hip-hop - G O D // B L E S S // A F R I C A

BBS Signature
Pokemonpoeguygcn
Pokemonpoeguygcn
  • Member since: Jul. 17, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 45
Melancholy
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 06:30 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:06 PM, EricTheMan wrote: I did it today in gym. It's my middle finger and it hurts like hell and it's all swolen.
Any tips?

Don't type with the hand with that swollen finger
Type with the other

If both middle fingers, type with your elbow or something like that
Ericho
Ericho
  • Member since: Sep. 21, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 43
Movie Buff
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 06:37 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:06 PM, EricTheMan wrote: I did it today in gym. It's my middle finger and it hurts like hell and it's all swolen.

Guess you can't flip people off anymore.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

JKMonkey
JKMonkey
  • Member since: Apr. 5, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 29
Art Lover
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 07:21 PM Reply

At 2/27/09 05:08 PM, speeling wrote: Don't type, soak it in ice, and let it relax for a day or two.

^^ do this and you should be fine


|"My dick was in the Guinness Boom of World Records... Then I left the library.|

BBS Signature
Deathspam
Deathspam
  • Member since: Nov. 1, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Gamer
Response to Jammed Finger Feb. 27th, 2009 @ 08:13 PM Reply

I too jammed my middle finger in gym class. I went up for a shot in basketball and my friend packed me.


BBS Signature