Hand Sanitizer went in my mouth!

[killerjeff]

I think I'm going to die, only a drop went into my mouth, but I'm so scared!
Will I die?!?

[Iristorm]

I think that's why it's called a HAND sanitizer, not a mouth sanitizer.

[toiletBallz]

Sorry man. Your good as dead.

[Hiroshimo]

At 2/26/09 11:30 PM, killerjeff wrote: I think I'm going to die, only a drop went into my mouth, but I'm so scared!
Will I die?!?

How did he get in their?

Someone sucked a dick and wanted to feel clean again? ITS TO LATE YOU FILTHY LITTLE BITCH

[drknes]

Yes Jeff you're finally gonna die, I will put on your gravestone "killerjeff he was killed by hand sanitizer what a shame."

[CaptainPeepers]

all it'll do is purify your shit.

[carlosbarn]

At 2/26/09 11:30 PM, killerjeff wrote: I think I'm going to die, only a drop went into my mouth, but I'm so scared!
Will I die?!?

Does a rabbit die from eating it's own shit?

There's your answer.

[Wrathlust]

Hand sanitizer contains a lot of alcohol so the worst that could possibly happen if you consumed a great deal of it would be getting drunk or some alcohol poisoning (that could happen if you was your hands constantly). But nothing too serious if it was only a drop.

[Biscuit-head]

It happens to me all the time dude. No worries....

But seeing as it's you, you're going to die.

[killerjeff]

Nothing has happened yet, I have decided to stay awake as I'm too afraid to sleep on the account of not waking up.

It's been nice knowing you all.

[gumOnShoe]

You won't die. :/

[All-American-Badass]

you have 6 hours to live
im sorry

[killerjeff]

At 2/26/09 11:44 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: you have 6 hours to live
im sorry

I'm going to miss you the most, my racist, redneck friend.....

[Skilla]

Yea, looks like your beat for your life.

[lilcheeselad]

At 2/26/09 11:33 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: all it'll do is purify your shit.

really?

[packerman]

At 2/27/09 12:10 AM, lilcheeselad wrote:

At 2/26/09 11:33 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: all it'll do is purify your shit.

really?

really

[lilcheeselad]

At 2/27/09 12:10 AM, lilcheeselad wrote:

At 2/26/09 11:33 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: all it'll do is purify your shit.

really?

Oh fuck, I just took like two handfuls of it
Fuck, my mouth burns like fuck and I feel like I'm going to throw up my guts
fuck you

[MadCow]

drinking hand sanitizer gets you hella drunk i highly recommend it. drink about a half of the bottle and you'll be good and drunk

[CaptainPeepers]

At 2/27/09 12:13 AM, lilcheeselad wrote: Oh fuck, I just took like two handfuls of it
Fuck, my mouth burns like fuck and I feel like I'm going to throw up my guts
fuck you

heh heh heh

[alucardxmeow]

It's just like drinking alcohol since that's what hand sanitizer is made out of.

Except your not supposed to eat it so unless you spit it out, your probably going to get alcohol poisoning or something.

[Twist-Chao06]

Blow bubbles, it'll last longer.

[Sensationalism]

Ask Dr. Orange.

[JadeTheAssassin]

You're done for, man.
Seriously done for.

Get your will written and shit, and leave everything to me.

>:)

[blackattackbitch]

Wow you're a major puss. Considering how much of a puss you are, you're probably going to die. Although it won't be from hand sanitizer. Nooooo, it'll be something much less lethal.

You're going to get a papercut and bleed to death.

[Reiewer]

You are an idiot. But God will spare you.

[Steven-Polley]

WTF Mang? Why are you eating that shit. It's gross. Soap is also grosss, but toothpaste is good.

[Hemlok]

You won't die. In fact that shit can give off a good buzz.

[EverReady2Kill]

If the hand sanitiser kills you will it become you?

[mariomusicmaker1]

I Have a bottle of Nu skin hand sanitizer here and it says do not get in eyes, mouth or RECTUM rinse afflicted area with water for 15 minutes and contact poison control center after rinsing. if irritation presists for longer then an hour or you throw up or feel light headed YOU WILL DIE.

hmmm, that sums it up.

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/26/09 11:30 PM, killerjeff wrote: Will I die?!?

No, rest assured you will only suffer from hallucinations for the following six days, alternatively intensive stomache cramps or testicular cancer, no death to worry about at all.