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2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:20:38 Reply

Alright, so today I had to stay after school because i had a few things to do. After which I when to go look for my sister. Now she has a problem of disappearing behind my back. So, I looked all over the school, in every unlocked door and stil did not find her. At this point i decided to go down the hall where all the metal shop was. Thats when I saw these to sitting down on the floor, and the girl bouncing up and down on the guy as she kissed the guys neck. I wish I had a camera, because i would have shown you all. So I did the next best thing, I DISTURBED THEM. They were behind a hall way door, I quickly opened the door and said.WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOUR DOING THIS?? The screamed and jumped off the guy turning around to zip up her pants. and the guy said "DUDE! WHAT ARE DOING?! i WAS GETTING LAID"

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:22:39 Reply

It was your sister, wasn't it?

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:22:57 Reply

You interrupted some while they were getting laid... I'm glad your not my friend.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:23:17 Reply

I would say "pics or didn't happen" but you already stated you weren't equipped.

I think if you played your cards right, you could have had some sweet spit-rod action.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:23:47 Reply

Yeah it was and I was the guy.


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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:25:30 Reply

That's deep dude, real deep.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:28:07 Reply

You blocked his cock.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:38:12 Reply

Cock blocking is only fun when they aren't your friends. Since that wasn't the case, you win this round.


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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:39:14 Reply

You're a pretty terrible liar, did you know that?


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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:39:46 Reply

I'm calling bullshit.

Mainly on the DUDE I WAS GETTING LAID OHMYGAWD!!! part.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:41:43 Reply

At 2/26/09 09:39 PM, Smashedsmurf wrote: I'm calling bullshit.

Mainly on the DUDE I WAS GETTING LAID OHMYGAWD!!! part.

They were having sex, I would have teken a pic, but no camera... :C


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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:42:32 Reply

You should have gotten a camera from somewhere, and just started taking pictures... show it to everyone, including your principal. Just to fuck them over. (not literally, they were doing that fine on their own.) But I don't buy "omg what I was getting laid" either.


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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:42:51 Reply

I bet the guy runs you over some day for that.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:44:12 Reply

I don't buy it.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 21:44:24 Reply

I think you should've came up with something better to say. Maybe, "Dude, I'm about to cock-block you." or maybe, "Hey! This is how I was born!". Congrats on the cock-block though.

Lol, cock-block. It rhymes, you ever notice that?

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:19:45 Reply

Were they naked?

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:20:43 Reply

You should have joined in.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:22:26 Reply

Serves them right, now maybe they'll get back to studying like they should be doing.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:25:49 Reply

Should've asked if you could join.


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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:27:53 Reply

This is why everyone should have camera phones.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:30:19 Reply

Two kids having sex and you would've taken a photo?

You realise you would've gone to prison for that right?


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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:32:32 Reply

Now that's just wrong. Although it would've been much more epic if you would've yelled "I'm SnooPINGAS usual" instead. lololol


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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:34:24 Reply

Nice job, if you were getting laid in an empty school and some prepubesent kid comes screaming at you about retarded morals, you wouldn't feel very great would you?

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:34:41 Reply

AW that is so lame! You cock blocker!


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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:38:02 Reply

You should have borrowed a loudspeaker and played select phrases like "9 months" or "enjoy my AIDS/Gonorrhea" though the door or the wall without them seeing you. That would have been hilarious. And cruel.

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:43:21 Reply

What the fuck dawg. why didnt you let the man finish?

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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 22:51:37 Reply

I've always wanted to try that.


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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 23:00:41 Reply

Your sister was at my house playing monopoly.

and by monopoly I mean licking my asshole.
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Response to 2 kids having sex at school 2009-02-26 23:04:41 Reply

If I were in your shoes, I would have said;
"HAY GUIZE WUTS GOIN ON IN HEER?"


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