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Alright, so today I had to stay after school because i had a few things to do. After which I when to go look for my sister. Now she has a problem of disappearing behind my back. So, I looked all over the school, in every unlocked door and stil did not find her. At this point i decided to go down the hall where all the metal shop was. Thats when I saw these to sitting down on the floor, and the girl bouncing up and down on the guy as she kissed the guys neck. I wish I had a camera, because i would have shown you all. So I did the next best thing, I DISTURBED THEM. They were behind a hall way door, I quickly opened the door and said.WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOUR DOING THIS?? The screamed and jumped off the guy turning around to zip up her pants. and the guy said "DUDE! WHAT ARE DOING?! i WAS GETTING LAID"
Cock blocking is only fun when they aren't your friends. Since that wasn't the case, you win this round.
At 2/26/09 09:39 PM, Smashedsmurf wrote: I'm calling bullshit.
Mainly on the DUDE I WAS GETTING LAID OHMYGAWD!!! part.
They were having sex, I would have teken a pic, but no camera... :C
You should have gotten a camera from somewhere, and just started taking pictures... show it to everyone, including your principal. Just to fuck them over. (not literally, they were doing that fine on their own.) But I don't buy "omg what I was getting laid" either.
Family Guy may be funny, but you're not. STOP QUOTING IT GODDAMNIT.
I think you should've came up with something better to say. Maybe, "Dude, I'm about to cock-block you." or maybe, "Hey! This is how I was born!". Congrats on the cock-block though.
Lol, cock-block. It rhymes, you ever notice that?
Two kids having sex and you would've taken a photo?
You realise you would've gone to prison for that right?
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
Now that's just wrong. Although it would've been much more epic if you would've yelled "I'm SnooPINGAS usual" instead. lololol
You should have borrowed a loudspeaker and played select phrases like "9 months" or "enjoy my AIDS/Gonorrhea" though the door or the wall without them seeing you. That would have been hilarious. And cruel.
Your sister was at my house playing monopoly.
and by monopoly I mean licking my asshole.
If I were in your shoes, I would have said;
"HAY GUIZE WUTS GOIN ON IN HEER?"
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