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At 2/27/09 01:46 PM, DELUCA2400 wrote: Love the game, but I can't beat Wadolf. Every time he fires his lazer I get damage drop to the ground and get back up again and do the same thing over and over again. Any help?

If you're agressive you can usually hit him before his lazor starts, otherwise, stay out of his direct horizontal path, only approach him from top or bottom and wail on him before he has a chance to attack

Great game!
I think there should have been a few more cameos, but never the less an amazing game.

My least favorite boss was probably PsychoGoldFish.
He just seemed out of place compared to the other bosses and was a little awkward to fight.

I can't beat Wadolf cause cause Stamper and Jeff kill me.

man I can't beat MindChamber I'll keep trying? this game is awesome!!!

At 2/27/09 01:54 PM, mexifry895 wrote: Great game!
I think there should have been a few more cameos

35 wasn't enough for you? Oh yeah, sorry you're not in it :)

My least favorite boss was probably PsychoGoldFish.
He just seemed out of place compared to the other bosses and was a little awkward to fight.

Just like in real life....lol

I can't beat Wadolf cause cause Stamper and Jeff kill me.

Just like in real ... oh wait nevermind

At 2/27/09 02:02 PM, BoMToons wrote: 35 wasn't enough for you? Oh yeah, sorry you're not in it :)

I was thinking people like Rudy, Nogfish, and TheBoogley would be awesome to fight.

Just like in real ... oh wait nevermind

How do I fight the duo without them draining my health to like nothing?

That's what she said?

At 2/27/09 01:46 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: Bah, can't get past MindChamber.

Awesome game though.

Fuck MindChamber, I can't kill PsychoGoldfish with Dan. So few bombs, so many enemies.

>:(

Anyone else finding Dan much easier to fight with? That speed boost is damn useful. Takes longer to kill the enemies but at least he can fucking move fast to attack and run away.

At 2/27/09 02:23 PM, Gagsy wrote: Anyone else finding Dan much easier to fight with? That speed boost is damn useful. Takes longer to kill the enemies but at least he can fucking move fast to attack and run away.

You'd have been an awesome boss, like a giant sumo that goes like a bowling ball as it's special.

At 2/27/09 02:23 PM, Gagsy wrote: Anyone else finding Dan much easier to fight with?

I found liljim to be an excellent balance (well, in the game's sense he is perfectly balanced).

At 2/27/09 02:23 PM, Gagsy wrote: Anyone else finding Dan much easier to fight with? That speed boost is damn useful. Takes longer to kill the enemies but at least he can fucking move fast to attack and run away.

I personally prefer Tom, he's the one I completed it with first.

Lil Jim is good as well if you're struggling, do 80% P-Bot cleaning, he's little a jack of all trades.

At 2/27/09 02:23 PM, Gagsy wrote: Anyone else finding Dan much easier to fight with? That speed boost is damn useful. Takes longer to kill the enemies but at least he can fucking move fast to attack and run away.

Yes, actually. I almost killed Wadolf using Dan.

I want to get liljim but psycogoldfish is too hard, I got p-bot once but I didn't get 80% then hans shredded me with his almighty animator beams...

At 2/27/09 02:51 PM, Afro-wolf wrote: I want to get liljim but psycogoldfish is too hard, I got p-bot once but I didn't get 80% then hans shredded me with his almighty animator beams...

Haha, the first time I got the clean up bit, I got 78% and I haven't been able to get close to that since. Might just try and see if I can do the first 2 levels in the middle to try and get the blood all in one place. Would that work I wonder?

First time I got to level 3 I made the mistake of getting in between Hans and Luis. They fucking battered me. Couldn't run or jump away before one hit me to the ground then the next one would hit me again to put me straight back down. It was brutal =(

At 2/27/09 02:51 PM, Afro-wolf wrote: I want to get liljim but psycogoldfish is too hard, I got p-bot once but I didn't get 80% then hans shredded me with his almighty animator beams...

Try to kill Goldfish first, he's a lot easier than you think. If you get his minions to hit him with their saws, it also helps. Use Dan if you want speed and special power (which helps A LOT against PG) or Tom if you want power and health. I'm currently killing everything with Dan, though I'm going to use Tom if I die again.

At 2/27/09 02:55 PM, Gagsy wrote: Haha, the first time I got the clean up bit, I got 78% and I haven't been able to get close to that since. Might just try and see if I can do the first 2 levels in the middle to try and get the blood all in one place. Would that work I wonder?

Apparently, that doesn't matter, it's the percentage of the floor that you have run over...

also I'm jealous of your pink castle crasher...

At 2/27/09 02:23 PM, Gagsy wrote: Anyone else finding Dan much easier to fight with? That speed boost is damn useful. Takes longer to kill the enemies but at least he can fucking move fast to attack and run away.

I'm having a hard time Dan. I find his attacks a touch slower then tom's. Which is the reason why I can't beat Stamper with Dan.

Spinning fist fuck you.

At 2/27/09 03:06 PM, FurryFox wrote:

At 2/27/09 02:23 PM, Gagsy wrote: Anyone else finding Dan much easier to fight with? That speed boost is damn useful. Takes longer to kill the enemies but at least he can fucking move fast to attack and run away.

I'm having a hard time Dan. I find his attacks a touch slower then tom's. Which is the reason why I can't beat Stamper with Dan.

Spinning fist fuck you.

Juggle both Johnny and Stamper and you'll put both of them down with Dan easily. Just avoid Stamper if you can't hit him right away. If you have any bombs, use them on Stamper after Johnny's dead and he's back on the ground.

At 2/27/09 01:45 PM, BoMToons wrote: Achievement look updaaaate?

The locks make it look 100% more professional even though it looked sweet without the locks.

Great job on the coding BoMToons :)

At 2/27/09 03:01 PM, Afro-wolf wrote:

Apparently, that doesn't matter, it's the percentage of the floor that you have run over...

This is true. Going vertically covers the percentages much faster.

I have defeated all of Portal Defender...
I have but one thing to say...
I
HATE
THE HORDE ACHIEVEMENT

Hey, why you didn't put Pimp in the game?
Is it because he has a too high level?

Some other people I wished could have been in there.

BigBadRon
Denvish
MichaelHurst eating his bowl of noodles
UltraBear!

At 2/27/09 03:31 PM, BoMToons wrote:

At 2/27/09 03:01 PM, Afro-wolf wrote:

Apparently, that doesn't matter, it's the percentage of the floor that you have run over...

This is true. Going vertically covers the percentages much faster.

Hint: that doesn't make any sense.
In fact, it should go much slower since going vertically means you have to waste a lot of time turning around.

tsk tsk
Now I have to vote 0 every day for the rest of time.

p.s. I am against the achievement system because now people will know I don't beat every game that is put on NG within 10 minutes of their release and that's going to damage my internet rep.

In game the P-bot achievement is missing. O_o

I'm sure someone's noticed this, but yeah. I'm pointing it out again. Take that.

At 2/27/09 03:35 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Hey, why you didn't put Pimp in the game?
Is it because he has a too high level?

Correct me if I'm wrong but Pimp doesn't do anything, just logs in, deposits and buggers off again.

The people that they did put in there are all well known and well chosen I think.

At 2/27/09 03:42 PM, Zerok wrote: In game the P-bot achievement is missing. O_o

I'm sure someone's noticed this, but yeah. I'm pointing it out again. Take that.

I know, it's not on the list....ummm it's....super....secret....

Actually I only had room for 20 but accidentally made 21 achievements...I suck (as pox has carefully pointed out)

In response to pox, the ground area covered by the soap bubbles is longer horizontally than vertically so it all makes perfect sense.

At 2/27/09 03:10 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
Juggle both Johnny and Stamper and you'll put both of them down with Dan easily. Just avoid Stamper if you can't hit him right away. If you have any bombs, use them on Stamper after Johnny's dead and he's back on the ground.

Took 2 tries but I finally beat them except Wadolf hit me with a lazor the second the final match started. :(

I refuse to review this game until I have completely beaten it. I have almost all of the achievements and have beat it with three different characters. Bob (the easiest one for me), Tom (The second easiest one), and Dan. It took me awhile to get all of the enemies moves down, but once you do the game is actually quite easy.

At 2/27/09 04:00 PM, FurryFox wrote:

At 2/27/09 03:10 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
Juggle both Johnny and Stamper and you'll put both of them down with Dan easily. Just avoid Stamper if you can't hit him right away. If you have any bombs, use them on Stamper after Johnny's dead and he's back on the ground.

Took 2 tries but I finally beat them except Wadolf hit me with a lazor the second the final match started. :(

That happened to me when I got to Wadolf with liljim. I can now get to him with about half health with Dan, 3/4 or close to full with liljim and Tom respectively. It's a tough fight, but max bombs helps a lot.

At 2/27/09 04:03 PM, Corky52 wrote: I refuse to review this game until I have completely beaten it. I have almost all of the achievements and have beat it with three different characters. Bob (the easiest one for me), Tom (The second easiest one), and Dan. It took me awhile to get all of the enemies moves down, but once you do the game is actually quite easy.

Agreed, if you learn to move vertically to attack, and only perform hit and runs, for the most part the bosses are easy to overpower.

Utah and Stamper, just kill Stamper whilst he is inflated (he's a bastard on the ground), with Wadolf being quite easy as long as you can avoid his minions to some degree.

Every now and then they'll rape you (Wade teleported right on me, slapped me three times then Lazor'd me was annihilated Dan P), but it's all about knowing the technique.

Completing with April is difficult as she only takes a couple of slaps, I'll probably go back on it later.