The Onion Movie

[Wrinkles]

Anyone seen it? Anyone like it?

Personally, I thought it was hilarious at some moments, but tried a bit too hard in others. It occasionally killed it's own jokes by just not stopping when they should have.

[kirbykiller4]

There's a character named cock puncher.I'm intrigued.

[SymbolCymbal]

i must buy this. steven seagal as the cock puncher. This does look awesome.

[DevourerJay]

ehh, i couldnt sit thru it

[poxpower]

At 2/26/09 01:36 PM, Wrinkles wrote: It occasionally killed it's own jokes by just not stopping when they should have.

That's pretty much the decription of 100% of onion articles ever written.
The entire joke is contained within the title and the first line, but they go on for 500 words about the same redundant thing.
I never read them entirely.

The videos on the other hand a kickass.

And the movie was pretty good from what I remember.

[DevourerJay]

At 2/26/09 02:14 PM, BrokenJem wrote: I can sit through anything! Twilight, Chowder!

you are not human

[Mechabloby]

At 2/26/09 01:45 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: steven seagal

That's put me off.

[Phobotech]

I have a friend who watches The Onion all the time, said the movie was absolutely hysterical. I really wanna see it.

[Strength]

yo, fuck onions.

[poxpower]

Hey look, I wrote an onion article:

Ham is left on shelf

Feb 28th, ham is left on shelf. A ham was left unbought on a shelf at a local grocery store this weekend. "No one wanted to buy it" said bewildered clerk. The ham stayed on the shelf and will remain there for the foreseeable future. "We might have to take it off the shelf at some point" declared manager Glen Brooks. But the ham is still there, while other hams are not. As the ham stays on the shelf, people don't buy it, leaving it there ( on the shelf ). This ham is not going anywhere!

[Wrinkles]

At 2/26/09 02:55 PM, poxpower wrote: Hey look, I wrote an onion article:

That's pretty much how it goes. The videos are always funny, because they're short and the onion newscasters sell it well.

[DroopyA]

Fucking loved it. Laughed my ass off almost the entire time.

The 'Almost over film critic' part wher they discuss sterotypes with the asian guy was hilarious.

[jmalouin7]

The Onion movie had it's moments, and thats all I can really say about it. It was funny as hell at some spots, other spots just sucked.

[joabos]

At 2/26/09 01:45 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: i must buy this. steven seagal as the cock puncher. This does look awesome.

Just by reading this name i've lost all hope that this will be one of the very few mature yet funny comedies.

In the end, it's all for the horny teenagers.

[ZachMM]

Meh, it sounds and looks like it is a comedy movie that tries to hard to propel itself as a comedy movie.

[fortdeath]

Its not as good as their reports, buts its still funny as shit.

[Fezz]

I thought it was hilarious, but it lost momentum towards the end.

Neck-belts FTW.

[Cyberdevil]

lmao, sounds extremier than the "Extreme Movie" and all the others in this twisted series, will be sure to watch it sometime sooner or later . . .

[Armissea]

How the hell can they make a movie about a fake news network? whats it a bunch of compiled videos put together into one?

[Ericho]

I prefer just watching the regular videos.