Top 10 reasons to kill people

[poxpower]

10- Mild breathing noise coming from nose
9- Shoes that squeak on a wet floor
8- Someone who sneezes only twice
7- One eyeroll/ half eyeroll. Anything above 90 degrees of rollage = death
6- An unpleasant laugh
5- Failure to form a proper line at a deli counter
4- Making eye contact on the sidewalk
3- Talking on cellphone while doing groceries
2- Running after a bus
1- Smiling at no one in particular

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You've been warned.

[Alastor]

At 2/26/09 02:05 AM, poxpower wrote: 8- Someone who sneezes only twice

I'd like to hear more about this one.
Why only twice? Does once anger you? I know it's been years since I've had a chain of sneezes that lasted 3 or more. =[

[Sensationalism]

At 2/26/09 02:05 AM, poxpower wrote: 3- Talking on cellphone while doing groceries

But I need to ask my sister what she wants me to buy!

1- Smiling at no one in particular

What's wrong with smiling? I'm just happy!!!

You've been warned.

I'm scared.

[DevourerJay]

At 2/26/09 02:05 AM, poxpower wrote: 10- Mild breathing noise coming from nose

fuck you, my mother busted my nose and i dont the $ to fix it

9- Shoes that squeak on a wet floor

shut up, i love those

8- Someone who sneezes only twice

ok, i agree with this...

7- One eyeroll/ half eyeroll. Anything above 90 degrees of rollage = death

i've told told i roll my eyes a lot >.>

6- An unpleasant laugh

im ok here... only two people can make that happen

5- Failure to form a proper line at a deli counter

lines suck, i just cut to the front

4- Making eye contact on the sidewalk

its either that or ass

3- Talking on cellphone while doing groceries

and drivings ok?

2- Running after a bus

i used to do that back in NYC

1- Smiling at no one in particular

not an issue

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You've been warned.

NO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

[Gooch]

I think we need to omit the "failure to form a proper line at a deli counter" with "saying 80s music sucks when you were born in 1990 or after", because forming a proper line at a deli counter is an infinite impossibility.

[KrevZabijak]

*Ends call on cellphone after becomes tired of standing beside the line at the deli counter and not being served, unpleasantly laughs and rolls eyes before leaving the deli, making direct contact with everyone on the sidewalk. Smiles at no one in particular entering the bus depot next door, shoes squeak on the freshly-mopped floor reminding self to tie shoes, breathing through nose due to extreme concentration since those damned Adidas laces become untied so often. Due to concentration-altered nose-breathing, sneezes twice. Just twice. Purchases a bus ticket, is informed I only have 2 minutes to make it, and swiftly runs out of the depot to catch it in time.*

[Admiral8Q]

At 2/26/09 02:05 AM, poxpower wrote: 10- Mild breathing noise coming from nose

Yes... That always annoys me.

9- Shoes that squeak on a wet floor

Stop walking on a floor with squeeky shoes, unless you pray for death :O

8- Someone who sneezes only twice

Um? What about only once?

7- One eyeroll/ half eyeroll. Anything above 90 degrees of rollage = death

Agreed.

6- An unpleasant laugh

Mwahahahaha!!! Definately evil

5- Failure to form a proper line at a deli counter

Have you ever noticed that these idiots look around to see if anyone is challenging them?

4- Making eye contact on the sidewalk

I disagree, making eye contact for even a split second can tell you a lot about someone.

3- Talking on cellphone while doing groceries

I hate cell phones. Death to all!

2- Running after a bus

Heh heh, like anyone will ever catch up to it!

1- Smiling at no one in particular

Schizophrenic?

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You've been warned.

Again, sigh...

[jmalouin7]

my number 1 reason to kill : People who have bad breath

[poxpower]

At 2/26/09 02:09 AM, Gooch wrote: because forming a proper line at a deli counter is an infinite impossibility.

Man it pissed me off the other day at the grocery store. Some morons were scattering all over the counter, which had no visible line start point and had the clerks serving people at random PAYING NO ATTENTION TO LINES.

Fools.

All of them. Fools I say. How dare they? When I become Emperor of the world, everything will be done in lines. Straight lines. No more bullshit wavy bank/ roller coaster lines. No. Straight lines. Cutting into a line, wether intentionally or not, will result in death.

And there will be a line in front of the guillotine, BELIEVE ME.

I can't wait till 2012.

[Wrinkles]

Holy shit! I do every one of those things!

[Advent-Sinner]

poxpower, you help me feed my hate for Canada with every idiotic post you make.

Thanks.

[poxpower]

At 2/26/09 02:18 AM, Admiral8Q wrote:

4- Making eye contact on the sidewalk

I disagree, making eye contact for even a split second can tell you a lot about someone.

Like: "I'm a moron who looks strangers in the eyes instead of assuming the submissive "look at sidewalk" position that is proper in modern society".

p.s. I remember you from 2003. Hahaha WHAAAAA OLD TIMES
Look what I found:

[Alastor]

Your appearance fluctuates more than any internet person I've ever seen

[TheJamoke]

Mr. Speaker, I demand the floor:

- Parallel parking on the wrong side of the street, facing traffic.

- Wearing any camouflage article of clothing while not on a hunting/fishing expedition.
(death should be made as painful as possible if a wolf, eagle or deer is depicted on said clothing)

- Paying for something that costs between $19 and $19.99 with exact change instead of breaking a 20.

- Having a beeper and not being a professional medical practitioner.

- Wearing socks with sandals.

- Asking for a cigarette when all you have is one left- a fight to the death should, nay, MUST ensue.

- Getting to the cashier at a fast food joint without already having your mind made up and money in hand.

- Going to a concert wearing a shirt with the name of the band.

- Changing lanes without using the turn signal.

- Chewing more than 2 pieces of gum at once. Using a fresh piece to add flavor to a piece you have already been chewing = death by stoning.

[AlkaSeltzer]

Running after a bus? How will catch and kill me if I make it?

[Admiral8Q]

Ahh... Good times, good time! LMFAO!!! 2003 is a while ago, I guess I should cam up again. I remember that pic, that was when I was living in Prince Edward Island. I was in rough straits then. I wish I could get back to those "rough straights" but with age comes damn responsibility.

[Gooch]

At 2/26/09 02:22 AM, poxpower wrote:

Man it pissed me off the other day at the grocery store. Some morons were scattering all over the counter, which had no visible line start point and had the clerks serving people at random PAYING NO ATTENTION TO LINES.

Fools.

You would've been amazed if you had seen what transpired at my local grocery store today then. There were lines to get lunch. It was weird. Everything was so organized and fast-paced. I think you might've stroked over had you seen this astonishing occurrence.

And there will be a line in front of the guillotine, BELIEVE ME.

But one of the heads will roll down towards the people in the line and everything will be one big clusterfuck yet again. You better make damn sure heads will roll for letting heads roll.

[Admiral8Q]

At 2/26/09 02:28 AM, Alastor wrote: Your appearance fluctuates more than any internet person I've ever seen

I suppose that depends on how much you have had.

I've not been drinking much over the past few years, but age catches up. Heh heh!

[poxpower]

At 2/26/09 02:25 AM, Advent-Sinner wrote: poxpower, you help me feed my hate for Canada with every idiotic post you make.

No problem, if you don't have any role models to direct your stupidity, you may end up as a productive member of the internet.

At 2/26/09 02:33 AM, THEJamoke wrote:

- Paying for something that costs between $19 and $19.99 with exact change instead of breaking a 20.

The rule is that if you have to give more coins than you'd receive by breaking a bill, you don't give change.

Example: 19,98 - you get 2 pennies
But if would take tons of coins to match it. So fuck that.

But: 10.27 - you give 3 coins ( 25 + 1 + 1 )
Instead of getting back tons of bullshit

Use this rule wisely.

- Asking for a cigarette when all you have is one left- a fight to the death should, nay, MUST ensue.

Asking for cigarettes PERIOD.
Who the fuck asks other people to fuel their addiction? That's stupid. That's like walking around asking for candy or sandwiches. What the hell.

- Chewing more than 2 pieces of gum at once.

Overruled.
Multi-chewing is brilliant.

At 2/26/09 02:35 AM, Admiral8Q wrote: but with age comes damn responsibility.

NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

[Admiral8Q]

At 2/26/09 02:42 AM, poxpower wrote:

At 2/26/09 02:35 AM, Admiral8Q wrote: but with age comes damn responsibility.

NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Oh yeah, I forgot to say, also here comes the eyeglasses!

[Lost-Chances]

At 2/26/09 02:33 AM, THEJamoke wrote: - Chewing more than 2 pieces of gum at once. Using a fresh piece to add flavor to a piece you have already been chewing = death by stoning.

You wouldn't believe how shit it is just to chew one piece. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a failure who chews one and then just adds another one for a minty flavour, I eat them both at the same time. It feels great.

[Admiral8Q]

At 2/26/09 03:36 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 2/26/09 02:33 AM, THEJamoke wrote: - Chewing more than 2 pieces of gum at once. Using a fresh piece to add flavor to a piece you have already been chewing = death by stoning.

You wouldn't believe how shit it is just to chew one piece. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a failure who chews one and then just adds another one for a minty flavour, I eat them both at the same time. It feels great.

I chew three or four immediately. When they fail me, then I replace them. Adding a new one to the failed ones is not effective. Then it it tine for a new bunch of gum.

[Brick-top]

You sillly immoral Atheists and your voodoo

[Tribal]

At 2/26/09 02:05 AM, poxpower wrote: 7- One eyeroll/ half eyeroll. Anything above 90 degrees of rollage = death
6- An unpleasant laugh
5- Failure to form a proper line at a deli counter
4- Making eye contact on the sidewalk
3- Talking on cellphone while doing groceries
2- Running after a bus
1- Smiling at no one in particular

With these points, I agree

[darknessdweller]

Oh come on!

Those reasons are so stupid!

[scottmale24]

Fuck you. I sneeze like a man, not a pussy. I only need two sneezes.

Things people should be put to death for:
1) Not looking for the shortest line at the grocery store, and then complaining how long the line is
2) Talking to strangers on the bus
3) Yelling out of their cars
4) Trying to be funny
5) I live in a college town, and I feel that it should not only be legal, but encouraged to hit the drunken college kids that clog up the streets at night

[Steff]

Well, I guess you don't have any reason (from the 10) to kill me.

[joabos]

At 2/26/09 02:07 AM, Alastor wrote:

At 2/26/09 02:05 AM, poxpower wrote: 8- Someone who sneezes only twice

I'd like to hear more about this one.
Why only twice? Does once anger you? I know it's been years since I've had a chain of sneezes that lasted 3 or more. =[

Because it takes about two sneezes to wake up a person, and after you are woke up, it suddenly stops.

[RubberTrucky]

We all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Mr. Pox, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mr. Pox, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mr Pox, look at you.

No, we all deserve to die
Tell you why, Mr. Pox, tell you why.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die.

[FurryFox]

At 2/26/09 02:05 AM, poxpower wrote: 10- Mild breathing noise coming from nose

I hate it when people breath like that. It's like they are angry.

9- Shoes that squeak on a wet floor

Agreed.

8- Someone who sneezes only twice

twice? Try dealing with 5 or 6 sneezes.

7- One eyeroll/ half eyeroll. Anything above 90 degrees of rollage = death

Never seen this.

6- An unpleasant laugh

Agreed.

5- Failure to form a proper line at a deli counter

Lines are never straight anywhere you go.

4- Making eye contact on the sidewalk

Creepy.....

3- Talking on cellphone while doing groceries

This I don't agree with.

2- Running after a bus

But it's funny.

1- Smiling at no one in particular

The thought sent chills down my spine.....

You've been warned.

Thanks.