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We were not entirely a "we" until the union. There were two entities that formed "we"; sperm + egg.

It makes more sense to start the "we" upon conception.

At 2/26/09 12:03 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: We were all sperm once (Duh). But Micheal Phelps is better no matter what.

Shouldn't his be a little more squiggly, considering how much weed he smokes?

And yes, he is my idol because of that....

At 2/25/09 11:25 PM, Evark wrote: I don't know about anyone else here, but my life didn't begin until I was born. Fuck that life at conception bullshit. Up until my umbilical cord was severed, I was merely a tumor-like growth. A welcome parasite, leeching off my family's genetics and mother's life blood.

Guess who has never had kids?

:Millions of potential people are now dying in my sock on the floor.

Whoops.:

Best. Post. Ever.

Not me............ Maybe you guys were sperms. I was created from a small tear from a Unicorn. I landed on a Perfect leaf and the leaf wrapped itself around me and I started to grow. 4 Months later I was a man. The man I am today.

I have a horn for a dick..

At 2/26/09 01:31 AM, Chad-T wrote: Not me............ Maybe you guys were sperms. I was created from a small tear from a Unicorn. I landed on a Perfect leaf and the leaf wrapped itself around me and I started to grow. 4 Months later I was a man. The man I am today.

I have a horn for a dick..

Funny! In fact, this whole thread is suprisingly hilarious!!!