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Yep... that made me puke alittle... does nobody care about personal hygiene anymore?

Boston steamer.
Dutch oven.

Google it.

At 2/25/09 12:12 AM, jAvAcOlA wrote: The Bloody Rainbow- Eating out a girl while she's having her period.

I see nothing wrong with that.

At 2/24/09 11:45 PM, Oxymaniac wrote:

At 2/24/09 11:45 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: The NSFW made me think there was going to be pictures, and since there isn't I am disappointed.

This is an outrage.

This is, beyond blasphemy!

At 2/25/09 07:06 AM, Grind wrote: The Brown RollerCoaster

or in french

Normal Sex

Corrected the above for you.

Urban dictionary has loads of sick shit listed. I remember one of the ones they described was the Strawberry Cheesecake. Something along the lines of having sex with a girl who's actively on her period and someone else has already ejaculated in her.

At 2/25/09 01:46 AM, Phobotech wrote: Sand Taco.

Fuck a chick on a beach, getting your dick nice and wet. Pull-out, fully dip your junk in the sand, and ram it back in there.

Sand Taco.

Reminds me of the Imhotep.

The funniest I've heard is the Belgian wolfpack. This is where you get her to swallow bacon on a string, go for your brownwings and just as your ready to blow pull out the string to induce gagging reflex which tightens the rectum.

i was hoping there was pics in this thread. but this "alabama hot pocket" isn't a sexual position, its a sexual act, and a disgusting one at that.

what?! no pics?

At 2/24/09 11:44 PM, Dragonberry wrote: What are the grossest sex positions you've heard of? Today, this girl was talking about something called an Alabama Hotpocket. She said you shit into a vagina and you fuck it as the shit oozes out.

Anyway, the gross sex positions like this won't work. I mean, how can you succesfully shit into a vagina? The hole is like as big as a keychain ring and shit often is twice the sice and none of both has any solid surface to push through. It's like fitting a limp dick in there. It just won't work.

Purple sock.

At 2/25/09 11:49 AM, simon wrote:

At 2/24/09 11:46 PM, underandover wrote: Missionary.

How to Do

the mental image of me fucking a girl like that gave me a massive boner, thanks. anyway, i thought there was going to be links at sex positions lol. anyway, i don't know any gross sex positions, but my favorite is the jackhammer.

damn right, it's jackhammer.

I can't really say the grossest, but I know that the Donkey Punch and Angry Pirate are fucking hilarious.

Bag Piping it involves fucking someones armpit

At 2/25/09 12:01 PM, Fim wrote: STEAMROLLING - The process of shitting on the stomach of your beloved partner, and grinding you ass across them in a 'steamrolling' motion, covering them with shit.

sounds delious

Cleavland steamer,
A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

True and simple: anal sex + menstruation + you know where poop comes out

The Bagpipes. A girl squeezes your balls under her arms while blowing on your cock.

theres one called ''the wet vanilla ice cream cone''

At 2/24/09 11:44 PM, Dragonberry wrote: What are the grossest sex positions you've heard of? Today, this girl was talking about something called an Alabama Hotpocket. She said you shit into a vagina and you fuck it as the shit oozes out.

That is hot! I was going to say two girls one cup position...but thats not really a position.

I made this one up a couple of years ago to gross my friends out...

SPINESLIDE:

Put the bitches legs over the bed, have her tummy towards the bedside and her face on the ground so her back makes like a slide from her ass to her neck. Then fuck her so deep in the butt that when you swiftly pull out, a choo-choo train comes riding down her spine and into her hair.

I'm very proud of this.

Otherwise, theres a swedish one called "Hängbrånka" in which a guy grabs a treebranch or whatever he can suspend himself from without touching the ground, then he masturbates while swinging back and forth and taking a shit at the same time.

A Birmingham booty call, which is when you put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

At 2/24/09 11:44 PM, Dragonberry wrote: What are the grossest sex positions you've heard of? Today, this girl was talking about something called an Alabama Hotpocket. She said you shit into a vagina and you fuck it as the shit oozes out.

Your's is probably the most gross sex position

At 2/25/09 06:41 PM, lightblob wrote:

At 2/24/09 11:44 PM, Dragonberry wrote: What are the grossest sex positions you've heard of? Today, this girl was talking about something called an Alabama Hotpocket. She said you shit into a vagina and you fuck it as the shit oozes out.

Your's is probably the most gross sex position

Indeed...hygiene is thrown out the window with that position

My personal favorite is called the Rodeo. Trust me, this is far less disgusting and much more funny than the previously mentioned ones and even comes with a picture!

A rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on.

You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc).

When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches.

Despite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places...

The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right..

As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.

"Got a 13 second rodeo on Sarah last night, she won't talk to me now..."

At 2/25/09 07:46 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Boston steamer.
Dutch oven.

Google it.

How does the Dutch oven even constitute sex? Isn't it just farting under the blanket to hold it in on your partner?

Probably the Lumpkin, it's when a guy is taking a shit and the chick sucks him off smelling and wafting the wrench of shit paticles up her nose as semen in projectiled into her mouth.
...
Yeah

At 2/25/09 02:03 AM, MrNiceGuy wrote:

At 2/25/09 01:54 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 2/25/09 01:53 AM, MrNiceGuy wrote: Sandpaper - Fucking a girl/guy in the ass, no condom, no lube, just it being dry.

That's just raw fucking...that's not a sex position, it's not even a sex manuever...that's just bad sex.

Sorry, I meant to say that a sock goes in this position, somewhere.

This thread just keeps getting more and more interesting! There may be no pictures, but just imagining sick fucks doing these positions...Seriously, the only positions i agree with are the ones in Kama Sutra.

At 2/25/09 02:17 AM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote: Fucking lol at the rainbow road.

I've seen fucked up sex positions but dunno the names of em.

But there's the oh so old. Kids playing in a sandbox, if i remember correctly

Kids in a sand box is sick! That's not even a position! It...Aww...*Pukes*
Also, VAN HALEN FOOTER! No wai I love dems, fave band