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Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-24 23:44:01 Reply

What are the grossest sex positions you've heard of? Today, this girl was talking about something called an Alabama Hotpocket. She said you shit into a vagina and you fuck it as the shit oozes out.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-24 23:45:14 Reply

The NSFW made me think there was going to be pictures, and since there isn't I am disappointed.


If you are reading this, it means I have posted. Whether or not I am still posting, this has left its mark, for many years to come.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-24 23:45:48 Reply

At 2/24/09 11:45 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: The NSFW made me think there was going to be pictures, and since there isn't I am disappointed.

This is an outrage.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-24 23:46:37 Reply

Missionary.

Dah fuck's up wit dat shit?
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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-24 23:46:38 Reply

At 2/24/09 11:45 PM, Oxymaniac wrote:
At 2/24/09 11:45 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: The NSFW made me think there was going to be pictures, and since there isn't I am disappointed.
This is an outrage.

Oh well.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-24 23:47:12 Reply

How fucked in the head would you have to be to try that?


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-24 23:48:01 Reply

At 2/24/09 11:44 PM, Dragonberry wrote: What are the grossest sex positions you've heard of? Today, this girl was talking about something called an Alabama Hotpocket. She said you shit into a vagina and you fuck it as the shit oozes out.

DISCLAIMER:

We in Alabama DO NOT endorse this position.

Thank you.


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-24 23:54:42 Reply

*whisper into the mic*

Slut pocket!

Grossest sex positions (nsfw)


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 00:00:02 Reply

At 2/24/09 11:54 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: *whisper into the mic*

Slut pocket!

Google came up with nothing! Only urban dictionary had pocket slut, like your own personal slut.


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 00:12:02 Reply

The Bloody Rainbow- Eating out a girl while she's having her period.

Meaty Spoonful- Fucking a guy up the ass, having him shit, then pulling your dick out and letting him lick it off.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 00:15:24 Reply

This thread didn't provide me with the entertainment value I expected.


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 00:23:45 Reply

Wow, there are some fucked up people out there.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 01:42:19 Reply

im not exactly sure that you can consider those "positions". they seem more like just gross things that can happen in any damn position really, but i know what you meant so you are forgiven. Although i dont know of anything grosser than what the OP mentions nor do i have any pictures ill just point out that anything with either shit piss or blood involved is pretty fuckin' gross.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 01:45:42 Reply

I don't know...Tom Fulp style?


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 01:46:22 Reply

Sand Taco.

Fuck a chick on a beach, getting your dick nice and wet. Pull-out, fully dip your junk in the sand, and ram it back in there.

Sand Taco.


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 01:50:02 Reply

At 2/25/09 12:00 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 2/24/09 11:54 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: *whisper into the mic*

Slut pocket!
Google came up with nothing! Only urban dictionary had pocket slut, like your own personal slut.

Looks like someone doesn't know his Hot Pocket bit. Thats funny BTW.


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 01:52:07 Reply

I was expecting to see a picture of the "grossest sex positions".

nexts time don't put nsfw if theres no pictures.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 01:53:12 Reply

Sandpaper - Fucking a girl/guy in the ass, no condom, no lube, just it being dry.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 01:54:16 Reply

At 2/25/09 01:53 AM, MrNiceGuy wrote: Sandpaper - Fucking a girl/guy in the ass, no condom, no lube, just it being dry.

That's just raw fucking...that's not a sex position, it's not even a sex manuever...that's just bad sex.


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 02:03:54 Reply

At 2/25/09 01:54 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 2/25/09 01:53 AM, MrNiceGuy wrote: Sandpaper - Fucking a girl/guy in the ass, no condom, no lube, just it being dry.
That's just raw fucking...that's not a sex position, it's not even a sex manuever...that's just bad sex.

Sorry, I meant to say that a sock goes in this position, somewhere.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 02:08:34 Reply

At 2/24/09 11:48 PM, xports wrote:
At 2/24/09 11:44 PM, Dragonberry wrote: What are the grossest sex positions you've heard of? Today, this girl was talking about something called an Alabama Hotpocket. She said you shit into a vagina and you fuck it as the shit oozes out.
DISCLAIMER:

We in Alabama DO NOT endorse this position.

Thank you.

I second Alabama not endorsing this.


Serious business in here.
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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 02:17:54 Reply

Fucking lol at the rainbow road.

I've seen fucked up sex positions but dunno the names of em.

But there's the oh so old. Kids playing in a sandbox, if i remember correctly

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 02:33:30 Reply

these arent sex positions and theres no pictures. im leaving.


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 02:41:29 Reply

The pile driver.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 02:43:31 Reply

At 2/24/09 11:46 PM, underandover wrote: Missionary.

Dah fuck's up wit dat shit?

OMG THAT POSITION IS SO DISGUSTING!


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 02:44:47 Reply

At 2/24/09 11:45 PM, Oxymaniac wrote: This is an outrage.

I'd rank it alongside Pearl Harbour and Watergate in the Outrage Stakes.


Give my thoughts form and make them look insightful.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 03:01:56 Reply

At 2/25/09 02:17 AM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote: I've seen fucked up sex positions but dunno the names of em.

Lol. That's all I can and have to say.

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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 03:31:02 Reply

You put NSFW and no pics, disappointed.

At 2/24/09 11:44 PM, Dragonberry wrote: Today, this girl was talking about something called an Alabama Hotpocket. She said you shit into a vagina and you fuck it as the shit oozes out.

Oh man...


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 03:33:43 Reply

Alabama hotpocket? Hmm, I see where the Alabama comes into play, and the hotpocket. What a position! Im gonna call my gf!


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Response to Grossest sex positions (nsfw) 2009-02-25 07:06:43 Reply

The Brown RollerCoaster

or in french

Ze Brun Le RollerCoaster


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