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At 2/24/09 05:40 PM, Michaelas10 wrote: Discuss.

It's porn, not reality.

Unless a movie director is watching you bang your girlfriend.

cocaine.

when you're fucked up on cocaine, it takes a mighty set of lungs and full lips to get the engine running.

Because a man's dick won't get hard by itself, have a girl suck it off, and it will get hard...

common fucking sense.

At 2/24/09 09:53 PM, EpicFail wrote: Because a man's dick won't get hard by itself, have a girl suck it off, and it will get hard...

Any event that sparks hormonal effects will cause an errection.

Whatever that event is will always be completely subjective.

Thank god for vivid imaginations.

i agree that some blowjob scenes are too long, but the worst part is, when they start conversing during it, all that cheesy dialogue "Oh yeah cum on my face yeah" "MMMMM yeah you dirty slut, take it, fuck it with your mouth"

Even worse is when the chick looks like she needs it to live, and is constantly snapping forward licking and sucking like an animal, and then when she finally gets it she deepthroats and gags, so basically you have some guy going "mmmmm...oh yeah..." and the chick going "UUURRGGGLLLLBBBLL *HACK* *GAG* BLLLEEAAGGGGHHH", with horrible bile/spit everywhere

At 2/24/09 05:45 PM, TacoFreak wrote: For me blow jobs in porn are a big turn off. I don't want to look at some guy's dick get sucked, it doesn't matter who's sucking it, I don't want to see a god damn penis.

I am the exact opposite when it comes to these things. But thats just me. Everyone has there own things.

I love to laugh as the women gag on it...

maybe you should just go out and meet some women instead worrying your little head on things like this?

At 2/24/09 05:45 PM, TacoFreak wrote: For me blow jobs in porn are a big turn off. I don't want to look at some guy's dick get sucked, it doesn't matter who's sucking it, I don't want to see a god damn penis.

90% of the porno's have the guys penis showing.

Pretty much deal with it.

At 2/24/09 09:10 PM, Sticky wrote: Lol I love blowjobs in porn. They're fucking hilarious. Especially when the girl is like half choking to death and still going "oh yeah you love *cough* it don't you *cough* *splutter* *gurk*"

Oh god I laughed out loud and woke up my sleeping dog. Thanks. Now I have a black lab looking at me, and she'll probably chew on my ankles in a few seco- oshi. ..

At 2/24/09 10:40 PM, FurryFox wrote:

At 2/24/09 05:45 PM, TacoFreak wrote: For me blow jobs in porn are a big turn off. I don't want to look at some guy's dick get sucked, it doesn't matter who's sucking it, I don't want to see a god damn penis.

90% of the porno's have the guys penis showing.

Pretty much deal with it.

WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED COMMON SENSE.

At 2/24/09 09:58 PM, Paul-Thy-God wrote: i agree that some blowjob scenes are too long, but the worst part is, when they start conversing during it, all that cheesy dialogue "Oh yeah cum on my face yeah" "MMMMM yeah you dirty slut, take it, fuck it with your mouth"

But that's the best part. See you have to imagine that you are the guy and she's saying these things to YOU. Personally, i find that hot.

I assume you just watched Left 4 Head (google it, im too lazy for linkage)