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My daddy works as an accountant, therefore he beats yours.

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My dad is a Dick that needs to get his balls cut off, bleed out. Reincarnate. Rip his nose, lips off. Reincarnated, ripped limb from limb. Reincarnated, get decapitated with a dull knife.

Wow did I just top that.

Oh and I would watch that as its going down

My dad works in a plastic factory, he uses his hands.
Beat that, carrot top!

Me dad used to be a Cop. WINNAR

At 2/24/09 05:02 AM, JarrodK wrote: My daddy works as an accountant, therefore he beats yours.

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HE'S A COP YOU IDIOT

consider that a divorce

my dad is th certification manager at microsoft... i get free stuff like games and xboxs and points....

i win

My dad is self employed and works as a contractor. It's a job that involves a lot of manual labour, but he also does stuff like gritting icy roads. I occasionally help him out with raking in leaves or helping tidy the site of vegetation we've cut down.

And my dad could beat up your dad.

my daddy is tom flup

At 2/24/09 05:14 AM, yhar wrote: my daddy is tom flup

I am wondering did Tom Fulp inpregnate P-Bot or did A-Bot

I wonder who it could have been anyone in the staff?

My dad is Obama.

My dad is a psychiatrist. He spends all day talking to mental people.

At 2/24/09 05:27 AM, metalstorm wrote: My dad is a psychiatrist. He spends all day talking to mental people.

my mum works in a ward for mad mothers and mad babies at a mental people hopsital. parent high five?

My daddy is smarter than Einstein, stronger than Hercules and can start a fire with a snap of his fingers!

At 2/24/09 05:02 AM, JarrodK wrote: My daddy works as an accountant, therefore he beats yours.

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My dad's also an accountant, and he works in the Empire State Building.

My daddy is somewhere in Philippines with a second family.

He also has Hep B

My mum works for Ferrero and i get free chocolate and tic-tacs

At 2/24/09 06:08 AM, LokkyD wrote: My mum works for Ferrero and i get free chocolate and tic-tacs

When did Mummy tell you she began life as a he?

my dad owns a shop

I am still winning the game.

but seriously, my dad is the manufacturing manager for arnnott's biscuits, australia

My dads a taxi driver and work is shit atm for taxiing in this town. I'm trying to convince him to find a different job line. He thinks he's too old for that.

At 2/24/09 06:40 AM, JarrodK wrote: I am still winning the game.

My dad is a high ranked police officer.

I never knew my daddy enough to know what exactly he does. I believe he was a cartomancist, but now he just became a bum living off my grandmother's ass.

also, he's 35. lolfag.

my dad's retired, therefore he's a hellofalot cooler than any of urs dads.

At 2/24/09 05:26 AM, Hammiepuu wrote: My dad is Obama.

If so, you will be fapped to.

At 2/24/09 07:35 AM, Rucklo wrote: my dad's retired, therefore he's a hellofalot cooler than any of urs dads.

Is he already in the cool phase with drooling and pissing himself? Awesome....

I hope I didn't offend anyone... :$

My dad is a floor manager in a steel factory his job is to make sure other people are working. But he gets paid a ton more cuase he helps out everyone there

At 2/24/09 05:34 AM, Electric-Bla wrote: My daddy is smarter than Einstein, stronger than Hercules and can start a fire with a snap of his fingers!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE CIRCUS OF VALUE!

My daddy is a commercial property developer. Right now he is taking advantage of the global recession to grab himself some cheap land to build shit on and then sell/lease to rich people/companies.