Pilontal Cyst

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studmuffin7

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Pilontal Cyst 2009-02-23 00:51:37 Reply

Hello everyone. About two weeks ago I discovered a pretty terrible pain near my tailbone. At first I thought I hurt my tailbone so I went to see a doctor. Turns out it is a pilontal cyst. This thing f&*(ing hurts. The nurse tried to tell me I would have to wait a week to see the doctor for surgery, but when I told her I would sterilize a steak knife before then, she got me in the next day. The surgery hurt like holy hell. They had to cut through the muscle layer to drain the cist and you can only numb so far down. Then they shoved some dry as hell packing in my ass that leaves such a wonderful burning sensation. I am still required to keep inside there. I cannot tell you how much this friggin' hurts. I can't hardly sit and I am sooooo tired from being on my feet all day.

And then, the inspiration hit me. The doctor informed me that pilontal cysts are caused by a clump of ingrown hairs and are actually very common among men, and this backs up what the internet told me so it must be true. Therefore, once my ass is back to normal, I am going to Nair every square inch of my body below the neckline.

So take this as a warning. Nair your ass! Nair it all before it is too late! Obliterate your hair by the roots so it never comes back. After all, if these ridiculously painful cysts are caused by ingrown hairs, think about where else they could develop?

greenblade1

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Response to Pilontal Cyst 2009-02-23 01:05:52 Reply

Had the same surgery my friend. Pain in the ass. lol.

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Response to Pilontal Cyst 2009-02-23 01:07:14 Reply

I had one not too long ago.

I couldn't sit, I could barely stand (I had to be hunched over for the least amount of pain), I could barely walk, couldn't lie on my back or on my sides. Got to the point where it hurt to lie on my stomach.

I had to take a few days off of work because I couldn't bend down to get stuff from the cooler.

I went to the doctor, who could only prescribe antibiotics and Tylenol 3, and hoped that it'd start draining on its own--which it didn't.

So I had this sucker for about a week and a half. I went to the ER, and the doctor looked at it, and told me that it was draining on its own (thankfully, I didn't want to go and do surgery), so I had to walk around with a fucking maxipad on my ass.

Then I almost finished my antibiotics when I found out I was allergic to the one I was taking, and besides having the pain in my ass, I had hives all over me.

Fun times.

Shit sucks.

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