I wanted to see how vertical my piss could go, so I went in the shower and it went in my nose.
Tasted awful
Weirdest Position You Urinated In?
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At 3/15/09 08:14 AM, NewBrian wrote: actually this was kinda confusing...
it was on a cruise but I didnt want to get herpes so i had to pee like this.
Do you often go to the toilet completely naked?
good pic though.
Well i sat on the toilet, i was half asleep and it didnt atually point into the toilet, so piss went down my leg
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Back through my legs with the toilet behind me standing up. Boredom makes me do things.
At 3/15/09 08:19 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote:At 3/15/09 08:14 AM, NewBrian wrote: actually this was kinda confusing...Do you often go to the toilet completely naked?
it was on a cruise but I didnt want to get herpes so i had to pee like this.
sometimes...
good pic though.
thx...
I was in the shower and I was bored. So I peed from the shower into the toilet.
Slam dunked it.
LOL ROFL LMAO WTF OMFG
At 3/15/09 08:14 AM, NewBrian wrote: actually this was kinda confusing...
it was on a cruise but I didnt want to get herpes so i had to pee like this.
What about standing up?
LOL ROFL LMAO WTF OMFG
My dick was like an arrow that time.
'Bizzy"
I just tried peeing while lying down. Thank god I was in the shower.
Pic somewhat related...
Upside down and inside out.
It hurt...a lot.
Standing over the toilet. I'm a girl.....lmao! also squating I DARE ANYONE TO TRY PEEING WHILE SQUATING AND NOT GET ANYTHING ON THEMSELVES!
the flash on this account isn't mine
I've peed while doing a backflip.
Ahoy there sailor can you do the otter dance?
I stood on the toilet seat and tried to pee down. Not worth reliving.
aquaticmole.
At 2/22/09 04:59 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: lol what a funny thread. i couldnt explain it through the power of words so im doing it by the power of art (and mspaint).
This was mine as well
damn boners
The guy below me is gay
While I was hang gliding upside down.
The view from here is amazing, I can almost see past your enormous ego!
I never pee in a weird position. It's always the same old mundane way.
Quite possibly the wierdest i ever did was when i was a little kid and i tryed to wizz and make it arc into the porcelain god, but I hit the ceiling. Gimme a break, i was 5 and didn't know the meaning of the word trajectory.
The view from here is amazing, I can almost see past your enormous ego!
My shaft was on the bowl with the seat up. The seat fell.
At 4/19/09 10:44 AM, Southbark wrote: I've peed while doing a backflip.
I'M GONNA DO THAT
No mate, no.
When I was little I peed all over my little sisters clothes. Every thing she had except for the clothes she had on I peed on.
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When I was in elementary school I just hated my school. I really had to pee and I knew that I had a lot of pee so I go to the bathroom, one of the "pooping stalls" as we called them, it was also the bigger one, and peed all over the wall,toilet,toilet paper and anything else in there.
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One time my friend stayed over at my house for the night and we had to pee. We decided it would be more fun to pee in a bottle and chuck it at my neighbors wall. Well I peed in the bottle perfectly and threw it at my neighbors house. He missed the bottle and hit my wall. Now one of my walls will forever smell like piss.
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When I wake up, I have morning wood obviously and have to pee. So I go down to pee I and whenever I have a boner my pee shoots out directly 90º degrees to my right. Of course since I had a boner it also went up and to the right. Got into my eyes. It hurt.
