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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-02-23 09:56:22 Reply

I can't explain it with words, so here, dare you understand the pic?

Weirdest Position You Urinated In?


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-02-23 10:54:24 Reply

At 2/22/09 04:08 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Long story short, I was little, didn't know what I was doing, and tried to store up my piss because I thought it would be fun. By this point, I hadn't drained the dragon in around three days, and I felt like shit. As I made my way to the potty, I fell over, and couldn't think straight. I could move, but I had a lapse of thought, so I just pissed over my whole house, wherever I walked. Took me two days to clean the whole mess up.

I dunno if that counts, but whatever.

Lol that happend to me except it invovled a snake. Not a very good time in my life. Very very scary creepiness.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-02-23 16:33:50 Reply

At 2/23/09 09:56 AM, Hammiepuu wrote: I can't explain it with words, so here, dare you understand the pic?

You got raped by a toilet?

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-02-23 17:01:36 Reply

Does peeing whilst sitting on a really high tree branch count?

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-02-23 17:08:17 Reply

I grabbed both my balls and did the PENIS MACHINE GUN.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-02-23 17:10:06 Reply

Well when i was about 4, i wanted to try peeing like a girl.
I sat down on the toilet seat and pissed everywhere.
It was really fun though. =]


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-02-23 17:18:23 Reply

Two ways. Once, i was doing a dare where i had to make like moaning noises like i was jackin off, and then toss my clothes out, then go get them. the problem was, is that there was this kid who sorta hates me, and he said that he wouldn't give my clothes back unless i either sucked him off or tried pissing without touching the ground. Then i also was doing another dare where i was suspended from a tree, legs spred out, in like a bondage suit. i was like left there for a while and, well, nature called a few times.

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-02-26 12:25:23 Reply

At 2/23/09 05:08 PM, junkietomato wrote: I grabbed both my balls and did the PENIS MACHINE GUN.

I laughed.

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 13:57:36 Reply

At 2/23/09 05:10 PM, lightblob wrote: It was really fun though. =]

of course it was...

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 14:14:38 Reply

In missionary position with my girl, i couldn't hold it so i let it go in and my girl stood on the toilet having a period out of blood and urine. Hope this was the answer you were looking for!

PS: I'm only joking, i never urinated in sex lol, but still it can get you to laugh....

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 14:26:00 Reply

I would say in the woods, nothing weird if you consider that.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 14:33:22 Reply

in a basement sink at a party


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 15:13:08 Reply

I was in the bathtub on all fours, I lifted up my leg and... you get it.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 16:01:16 Reply

I laughed at yours OP. Anyway I remember when I a few years back I was at some party. Being a bit drunk I decided to have a little fun when while taking a piss. Instead of the old fashioned way I decided to sit on my ass and try and piss inside the toilet. Of course some spewed on the floor but overall I'd say it was a success.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 16:02:51 Reply

One time I had my penis in my mouth and I had to go sooooo...

I stood on the sink and peed in the toilet.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 16:14:05 Reply

At 3/2/09 04:02 PM, LordXerxes wrote: One time I had my penis in my mouth and I had to go sooooo...

I stood on the sink and peed in the toilet.

How on earth can you put your penis in your mouth? First it's really disgusting and you have to be a homosexual gay to do it + that i think it's impossible unless your head is without bones.

second is if you sit on the sink you can break it and fall, idiot :P

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 16:17:05 Reply

I used to play a game of ringshot with myself, i'd stand at different angles and spurt a little bit toward the toilet. The most odd thing i did would be my signature trick shot, you lay on the ground with your head facing the bowl and hope none gets on your face lol.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 16:28:03 Reply

It really wasn't a weird postion or anything, but a while ago when I was younger when I urinated on the side of my garage, some how I hit this certain angle and the urine was bouncing right over my head, good times...

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-02 16:29:23 Reply

At 2/22/09 04:00 PM, ChickenGod wrote: What's the weirdest position you pissed in?
Mine was: I was bored, so I tried to pee, facing away from the toilet, through my legs...epic fail there.
What's yours?

Holy fuck, that "...epic fail there." made me laugh so hard.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 21:12:26 Reply

Probably standing with my eyes closed.

And I made it.

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 21:18:27 Reply

One time, man, I was like... Standing UP when I peed... Holy fuck it was so amazing, man, it was the best shit ever.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 21:20:44 Reply

well, that dy i figured out the one downfall of a shirt as pants.

other than the fact that it lets zombies get straight to your crotch.

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 21:21:43 Reply

Some times when I am really sleepy I piss sitting down so I don't have to clean up my damn toilet lid.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 21:26:50 Reply

Well i tried to pee into a straw...


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 21:36:14 Reply

At 2/23/09 05:08 PM, junkietomato wrote: I grabbed both my balls and did the PENIS MACHINE GUN.

How does that work?

P.S. I've heard about something called a "female urinal" that I want to try out. They're pretty rare, however.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 21:43:58 Reply

I was like on the toilet, legs above my head and my hands holding onto the seat. And I pissed...


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 21:52:19 Reply

At 3/3/09 09:36 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
At 2/23/09 05:08 PM, junkietomato wrote: I grabbed both my balls and did the PENIS MACHINE GUN.
How does that work?

P.S. I've heard about something called a "female urinal" that I want to try out. They're pretty rare, however.

Females can urinate standing up in general, it just takes practice and.. wiiiide unzipped jeans.


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 21:56:16 Reply

I sat down on the toilet facing the tank, with my thighs straddling the sides. It's actually comfortable, go give it a try!

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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 21:58:51 Reply

I tried pissing on the side of my house, while I thought noone was around, and I got it all over my house's side-door. Not only that, but when I zipped up my fly and looked at my neighbor's house again, he was at his windows wondering why the fuck there was piss on my door...


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Response to Weirdest Position You Urinated In? 2009-03-03 22:00:23 Reply

Laying down in the shower with a boner. It went above the curtain and landed on my face.


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