At 2/23/09 05:08 PM, junkietomato wrote: I grabbed both my balls and did the PENIS MACHINE GUN.
I laughed.
Weirdest Position You Urinated In?
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At 2/23/09 05:10 PM, lightblob wrote: It was really fun though. =]
of course it was...
In missionary position with my girl, i couldn't hold it so i let it go in and my girl stood on the toilet having a period out of blood and urine. Hope this was the answer you were looking for!
PS: I'm only joking, i never urinated in sex lol, but still it can get you to laugh....
I would say in the woods, nothing weird if you consider that.
I was in the bathtub on all fours, I lifted up my leg and... you get it.
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I laughed at yours OP. Anyway I remember when I a few years back I was at some party. Being a bit drunk I decided to have a little fun when while taking a piss. Instead of the old fashioned way I decided to sit on my ass and try and piss inside the toilet. Of course some spewed on the floor but overall I'd say it was a success.
One time I had my penis in my mouth and I had to go sooooo...
I stood on the sink and peed in the toilet.
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At 3/2/09 04:02 PM, LordXerxes wrote: One time I had my penis in my mouth and I had to go sooooo...
I stood on the sink and peed in the toilet.
How on earth can you put your penis in your mouth? First it's really disgusting and you have to be a homosexual gay to do it + that i think it's impossible unless your head is without bones.
second is if you sit on the sink you can break it and fall, idiot :P
I used to play a game of ringshot with myself, i'd stand at different angles and spurt a little bit toward the toilet. The most odd thing i did would be my signature trick shot, you lay on the ground with your head facing the bowl and hope none gets on your face lol.
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It really wasn't a weird postion or anything, but a while ago when I was younger when I urinated on the side of my garage, some how I hit this certain angle and the urine was bouncing right over my head, good times...
At 2/22/09 04:00 PM, ChickenGod wrote: What's the weirdest position you pissed in?
Mine was: I was bored, so I tried to pee, facing away from the toilet, through my legs...epic fail there.
What's yours?
Holy fuck, that "...epic fail there." made me laugh so hard.
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Probably standing with my eyes closed.
And I made it.
One time, man, I was like... Standing UP when I peed... Holy fuck it was so amazing, man, it was the best shit ever.
well, that dy i figured out the one downfall of a shirt as pants.
other than the fact that it lets zombies get straight to your crotch.
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Well i tried to pee into a straw...
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At 2/23/09 05:08 PM, junkietomato wrote: I grabbed both my balls and did the PENIS MACHINE GUN.
How does that work?
P.S. I've heard about something called a "female urinal" that I want to try out. They're pretty rare, however.
I was like on the toilet, legs above my head and my hands holding onto the seat. And I pissed...
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At 3/3/09 09:36 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:At 2/23/09 05:08 PM, junkietomato wrote: I grabbed both my balls and did the PENIS MACHINE GUN.How does that work?
P.S. I've heard about something called a "female urinal" that I want to try out. They're pretty rare, however.
Females can urinate standing up in general, it just takes practice and.. wiiiide unzipped jeans.
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I sat down on the toilet facing the tank, with my thighs straddling the sides. It's actually comfortable, go give it a try!
I tried pissing on the side of my house, while I thought noone was around, and I got it all over my house's side-door. Not only that, but when I zipped up my fly and looked at my neighbor's house again, he was at his windows wondering why the fuck there was piss on my door...
*xin laugh*
Laying down in the shower with a boner. It went above the curtain and landed on my face.
Ummmm... oh yeah... upside down on my bathtub, IT WORKED! Lol..
GET TO THE ROFLCHOPPA! FABS FTW! :3
At 3/3/09 10:16 PM, ROFLCHOPPA wrote: Ummmm... oh yeah... upside down on my bathtub, IT WORKED! Lol..
Can you post pic?
wait, never mind...
I didnt do this but this kid did:
i was in elementary school during lunch i when to take a piss, the door was open so there i saw him with his feet when place on the bathroom door and wall so he was holding himself up and wobbly taking a piss (MISSING EVERYWHERE)
fucking idoit...
QuitConstants a n00b!
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At 2/22/09 04:47 PM, Shnam wrote: I sat down in the bathtub and peed all over myself while flopping around.
I call for WIN.
At 3/14/09 04:24 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:At 2/22/09 04:47 PM, Shnam wrote: I sat down in the bathtub and peed all over myself while flopping around.I call for WIN.
agreed
actually this was kinda confusing...
it was on a cruise but I didnt want to get herpes so i had to pee like this.
