At 2/22/09 05:53 PM, Noobivore wrote: i sat on the toilet backwards because i had a boner and it made it way easier to pee

I'm a little tea pot short and stout...
I imagine that as the 'wee wee song'

I once peed through my "so-unerect-it's-receding-into-my-body" penis without holding it. I just had to bend my body a certain way in order to aim correctly for the bowl.

At 2/22/09 07:16 PM, JKMonkey wrote: once i as trying to see how far i could pee from, i got up to 8 feet and coughed, and my piss ent everywhere, it sucked

all over the carpet

That's happened to me so many times.

I once went behind a bunch of fir trees- or Christmas trees- while we were looking for one, peeed, and my urine froze.

I haven't done anything too weird myself, but my cousin's best friend used to hang from the bathroom stall and piss upside down into the toilet.

I never met the kid, I've only heard stories of his awesomeness. He sounds fucking classic.

I once got drunk with some friends, it was like 4 in the morning and we had a box of mike's hard lemonade we had taken with us up to the top of a jungle gym. I needed to piss and I was to drunk to figure out how to get down so I sat (I'm a chick to clear things up) butt hanging over a ledge near the top and peed. Every one (including me ) was laughing as I did it.

At 2/22/09 07:13 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: I once peed through my "so-small-it's-receding-into-my-body" penis without holding it. I just had to bend my body a certain way in order to aim correctly for the bowl.

Fixed.

i peed while swimming in an ice cold pond.
btw this topic gives me an idea.

At 2/22/09 07:44 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Story

Well, did you at least pull down your pants?

At 2/22/09 07:45 PM, Entranceolot wrote: I want you inside me.

Fix'd

At 2/22/09 07:45 PM, Entranceolot wrote:

At 2/22/09 07:13 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: I once peed through my "so-small-it's-receding-into-my-body" penis without holding it. I just had to bend my body a certain way in order to aim correctly for the bowl.

Fixed.

haha!

At 2/22/09 07:51 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote:

At 2/22/09 07:44 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Story

Well, did you at least pull down your pants?

Yes I did.

Standing on my head with a bottle of wine in one hand.

At 2/22/09 08:05 PM, Shreddy wrote: pissing in -15*C is interesting to say the least

Did you see steam coming out of your urethra?

not really a position but leaning against a wall opposite the urinal.

On my back, legs high into the air, pissing into my own mouth.

At 2/22/09 04:08 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Long story short, I was little...

You should write a book.

I've seriously tried it from different angles, and different distances... it's fun.

The truth is, I was crouched on the seat of a bus, facing the corner where the seat and the bus fram intersect, so no one could see me pissing into a bottle of Snapple.

When I was like...I dunno, four years old, I had some weird conclusion that pissing in the sink would be fun...

'Twas.

Hmmmm.... I've only accomplished the 2 standards;

a) standing
b) sitting

At 2/22/09 10:28 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Hmmmm.... I've only accomplished the 2 standards;

a) standing
b) sitting

I've got to try that sitting position sometime, I usually just shit while standing, and hopes it makes it in.

when i was baby i once pee'd just over myself =D

I only piss standing up M i rite?

I can't explain it with words, so here, dare you understand the pic?

At 2/22/09 04:08 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Long story short, I was little, didn't know what I was doing, and tried to store up my piss because I thought it would be fun. By this point, I hadn't drained the dragon in around three days, and I felt like shit. As I made my way to the potty, I fell over, and couldn't think straight. I could move, but I had a lapse of thought, so I just pissed over my whole house, wherever I walked. Took me two days to clean the whole mess up.

I dunno if that counts, but whatever.

Lol that happend to me except it invovled a snake. Not a very good time in my life. Very very scary creepiness.

At 2/23/09 09:56 AM, Hammiepuu wrote: I can't explain it with words, so here, dare you understand the pic?

You got raped by a toilet?

Does peeing whilst sitting on a really high tree branch count?

I grabbed both my balls and did the PENIS MACHINE GUN.

Well when i was about 4, i wanted to try peeing like a girl.
I sat down on the toilet seat and pissed everywhere.
It was really fun though. =]

Two ways. Once, i was doing a dare where i had to make like moaning noises like i was jackin off, and then toss my clothes out, then go get them. the problem was, is that there was this kid who sorta hates me, and he said that he wouldn't give my clothes back unless i either sucked him off or tried pissing without touching the ground. Then i also was doing another dare where i was suspended from a tree, legs spred out, in like a bondage suit. i was like left there for a while and, well, nature called a few times.