Phone sex

[SCUD14]

Yes, phone sex. I finally thought 'fuck it' and engaged in phone sex recently.

For those of you who don't know/ are retarded, phone sex is the art of either talking dirty, actively masturbating, or both, over a phone.

Anyway, the phone sex lasted quite a while. For some reason, I just couldn't talk and beat the meat at the same time. Sneakily, I clicked onto redtube to give myself a bit of a boost. But not even that worked very well. Half an hour in and with a semi-erect penis in my hand, I just went for it. Hard. You could almost see the steam coming off my wang as I choked the chicken at 150mph.

Finally, I was there. The magic moment of climax. Sputsputsput, and all that jazz. Damn, it felt good.
Afterwards we chatted for another 20 minutes or so, before hanging up and going our seperate ways. Her to sleep, me to Left4Dead.

It was pretty fun, phone sex. How many of you guys have ever tried it? How many of you would? Share your experiences with uncle scud.

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

Who was on the other end of the line? Was she a female acquaintance or a paid phone sex technician?

[BrockManson]

Always more fun if you're phoning a takeaway late at night and start breathing heavily whilst asking what they're wearing.

[Lost-Chances]

Phone sex is the dullest thing I have ever heard. God; even I have standards.

[SCUD14]

At 2/22/09 09:02 AM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: Who was on the other end of the line? Was she a female acquaintance or a paid phone sex technician?

Aquaintance. I don't wanna go all horny for some fat 40 year old mother of 5 with a sexy voice.

[Eggy]

Hearing a girl moan is great, but it still leaves the feelings of wishing they were there (long distance relationship)

if you can meet up later tho, then its fun to fool around :p

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

At 2/22/09 09:05 AM, SCUD14 wrote: Aquaintance. I don't wanna go all horny for some fat 40 year old mother of 5 with a sexy voice.

Hey, "To each, his own."

Do you plan on engaging in phone sex ever again? If so, do you plan on calling the same acquaintance?

[SCUD14]

At 2/22/09 09:06 AM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: Hey, "To each, his own."

Indeed.

Do you plan on engaging in phone sex ever again?

Probably. I want to do it drunk next time. :3

If so, do you plan on calling the same acquaintance?

Maybe.

[066pop]

Eww?

[SCUD14]

At 2/22/09 09:10 AM, 066pop wrote: Eww?

Prude alert.

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

At 2/22/09 09:09 AM, SCUD14 wrote: Probably. I want to do it drunk next time. :3

Well, hopefully you wouldn't have to do it at "150 mph" again. Otherwise, it might cause some undesirable chaffing.

If so, do you plan on calling the same acquaintance?

Maybe.

So, does that mean you currently know of other willing participants?

[Lost-Chances]

At 2/22/09 09:09 AM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 2/22/09 09:06 AM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: Do you plan on engaging in phone sex ever again?

Probably. I want to do it drunk next time. :3

Not highly recommended, but whatever floats your boat.

[UnknownFear]

Well, uncle Scud, phone sex is pretty fun :) I've done it a few times.

[TheOnlyJBK]

Ive only ever had perverted conversations with a friend over the phone but I never whipped it out.

as far as the friend knows

[SCUD14]

At 2/22/09 09:21 AM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: Well, hopefully you wouldn't have to do it at "150 mph" again. Otherwise, it might cause some undesirable chaffing.

Let's hope so.

So, does that mean you currently know of other willing participants?

No, I don't. But hey, I have plenty of time to find someone.

[Snake-Arsenic]

At 2/22/09 09:03 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Phone sex is the dullest thing I have ever heard. God; even I have standards.

For people who get off on the sound of a person's voice, it can get quite exciting. Cyber sex is worse, how can you get off on text?

Not that I've ever had phone sex . . .

[SeaBoundRhino]

Chances are, it was a man.

[SCUD14]

At 2/22/09 09:44 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: Cyber sex is worse, how can you get off on text?

Cybersex is more of a comedy excersise than a way to get off.

[Gagsy]

Let's do it again sometime Alex.

[xports]

Honestly, I don't think I could get off to just a voice. I have to have a little visual aid to help me.

[andhination]

At 2/22/09 09:56 AM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 2/22/09 09:44 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: Cyber sex is worse, how can you get off on text?

Cybersex is more of a comedy excersise than a way to get off.

^ This but then again...

[SCUD14]

At 2/22/09 10:03 AM, Gagsy wrote: Let's do it again sometime Alex.

Oh. How risqué, revealing yourself on the beebeeess.

[OneLastCaress]

My current girlfriend has been hinting at doing it for awhile.
I'm not sure, I don't know if she means masturbating (which I would like) or just talking dirty.

[Lazewski]

I think half the people, dosen't really care.

[Dylawrence]

The first week I got my phone, (I think I was 15 or 16) I got about 20 Dirty text messages-
Some favs (this is how it's spelled)

-im touching my slick wet cu.nny lips with my juicy fingers,
lickin 'em clean, n using this 8 inch dildo on my pu.ssy 4 u, baby!

-ive got a dewy&creamy wet cunny 4 u this morning.
sweetness! tell me wut ud do if i sat down on ur pecker?

(my personal favorite)
-im fukin myself wif banana, lez gf lickin whip cream off my cl.it,
fingerin my tite twat, dildo in my arse, but i need U, baby!

I got a shit ton of free minutes by bitching them out, and saying I was scarred for life, fucking awesome! but yeah, that dildo/arse/banana one was just too much, and who says "cunny?"

[morefngdbs]

Phone Sex !???!
Isn't that when you call your girlfriend up , get her to put her phone on vibrate, place it in a 'sensitive area. & then you call her back ;)

Or that's what I figured it out as.

[Snake-Arsenic]

At 2/22/09 10:11 AM, andhination wrote:

At 2/22/09 09:56 AM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 2/22/09 09:44 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: Cyber sex is worse, how can you get off on text?

Cybersex is more of a comedy excersise than a way to get off.

^ This but then again...

I suppose it is in line with erotic books, then. Oh well.

[Eggys]

Phone sex is another stupid sexually related idea but at least it's better than cybering.

[mranarchy]

I tried phone sex once but the holes were to small.

[JohnnyWang]

Sex, sex over the phone