Dont be saddened big yin, For your burfday present I have got you a nice Filipina girls hand in marriage!
Yup she's a real keeper this one, poor background, well educated but can't find a decent job and just waiting for some young white devil to sweep her off her feet and deliver her into the United Kingdoms bountiful bosom of basking wealth and glory.
Sorry Jade, but before you decide to vivisect me with a fondue fork, wait! For I have also got an appropriate other half for you as well (im a kind cunt, I confess). He's a creepy middle aged Japenese dude with a series of peculiar fetishes for white girls.
"Not Interested" you say? What if I were to tell you that this strange little man is currently dieing a slow and painful death from an undiagnosed case of scyphilis, and he's fucking rich, the ol' economic downturn aint affecting this old cunts pension!
I make Jesus look bad.
