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Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:32 PM

..roach? What's the longest cockroach in recorded history? I was just wondering...

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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:32 PM

I don't know but my Dick is HUGE.

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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:34 PM

The largest RECORDED cockroach is one measured at 3.81 inches in length.


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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:36 PM

At 2/21/09 10:34 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: The largest RECORDED cockroach is one measured at 3.81 inches in length.

Proof? I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just wondering.


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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:38 PM

At 2/21/09 10:32 PM, mastershake141 wrote: I don't know but my Dick is HUGE.

In your dreams you might imagine it but you'll never have a dick as wide and long as mine.

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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:39 PM

I don't know, but I saw a fucking huge one in my clothes hamper yesterday, scared me witless.


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:41 PM

This topic title is definitely not misleading in any way.

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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:42 PM

At 2/21/09 10:39 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: I don't know, but I saw a fucking huge one in my clothes hamper yesterday, scared me witless.

Dude, I woke up and there was this massive one on my floor.

and I was like "SHIT, RADROACH!" and proceeded to kill it with a BB gun.


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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:42 PM

Google's being nice to me this evening.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.ht ml?res=9E0CE7D61530F934A35753C1A96495826 0&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=2

Scroll down a bit, or to skip all that fandangled reading, CTRL+F 3.81


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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:44 PM

At 2/21/09 10:34 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: The largest RECORDED cockroach is one measured at 3.81 inches in length.

dude, some cockroaches in africa can grow up to 1 1/2 feet long

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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:46 PM

You can thank Google.
NAME: Megaloblatta longipennis

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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:48 PM

At 2/21/09 10:46 PM, dragonshadow8 wrote: You can thank Google.
NAME: Megaloblatta longipennis

Thanks, I guess that answers my question.


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Response to Longest Cock... Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 10:53 PM

Surely I'm not the only one who can see the irony in a cockroach called the longipennis, found on a topic called Longest Cock? And yes, I'll refrain from calling people surely.


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