yesterday i was bitching to my mom how my sister and her friends drove me out of the living room where the computer was(i was on NG, go figure) with their sing-it game. so my mom says back. who the fuck cares, some kids have no arms. so i said back. yeah well those kids get nice big houses built by ty pennington with pcs controlled with their eyes, college scholorships paid for by CVS, and robotic limps with built in mp3 players XD. probably the funniest thing ive ever said. so NG, whats the funniest thing you ever said?
That was... not funny at all...
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At 2/21/09 01:48 PM, Xarnor wrote: That's not very funny....
I think it was one of those "you had to be there" moments.
At 2/21/09 01:49 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: That was... not funny at all...
ok, maybe i over-exagerated, but it was funny as hell at the time, and ur missing the point, its an example
I tend not to laugh at my own ramblings (and most of the time they're about as funny as getting poked in the eye with a used tampon anyway), but there is one that stands out:
Me and one of my old school friends were stuck on a bus (long school trip; long times being stuck in seats together). In my boredom. I started spouting completely random crap (don't ask), which led to the following:
Him: "You're a fucking psychopath!"
Me: "...Technically that's YOUR problem!"
I don't think I've ever had such success at shutting someone up before, or since. He didn't say a word for the entire trip afterwards. :P
my friend said once "Hey i had sex with this woman last night, and damn she was fine" and i said "How can you call your hand fine?"
lol
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How can you decide on what is the funniest thing that you have said in your whole life? That's like finding a needle in a haystack.
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Oh dear, I have lots, but telling all of them would take lots of time.
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Me and my Housemates were sitting outside of the house in the car getting ready to go get chinese, and this old women was standing on the corner, looking around and rocking back and forth, it was obvious she as lost and probally senial.
Housemate 1: poor old lady I hope she's ok.
Housemate 2: Yeah, she's probally senial I wonder what we should do.
Me: well the best thing to do is walk up to them and start waving your hands around yelling BOOAGASDFASDGAGAGAOGAGA AGOOOO!!!
How did this get here? I am not good with internet.
At 2/21/09 02:53 PM, T-N-T wrote: How can you decide on what is the funniest thing that you have said in your whole life? That's like finding a needle in a haystack.
this is a very good point. Besides whats funny to one person isn't funny to another.
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At 2/21/09 01:50 PM, k14pc wrote:At 2/21/09 01:48 PM, Xarnor wrote: That's not very funny....I think it was one of those "you had to be there" moments.
Being retarded wouldn't go amiss either.
This isn't the funniest thing I've said but its the easiest to explain over the internet :)
I had just got some new glasses from specsavers and I got them for free because I was under 16. I was talking to my mate who also had glasses and he said he paid about £30 for his, so said "oh, you should of gone to specsavers".
He punched me straight in the face.
(you would have to see the advert to get this)
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I referred to one girl as 'like throwing a hot dog down an alley', and the surrounding people burst into hysterics. It's sort of an 'if you were there' thing, but it caused the most lulz I can remember.
That wasn't funny, at all. You suck.
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i fell out of my chair
Probaly..
My Girlfriend threw so pop over me after we had a argument and a boy said too me "Do you want a bib?" In a cockey way and i replied "Do you want a smack". Later me and my friend pissed ourselves Lol'ing.
Theres plenty of other times but i can't remember them.
At 2/21/09 04:30 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: Probaly..
My boyfriend threw some pop over me
Fixed.
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHE
I'm so mature
At 2/21/09 04:32 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:At 2/21/09 04:30 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: Probaly..Fixed.
My boyfriend threw some pop over me
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHE
I'm so mature
You are quite the comedic gent, i must say.
I'm not sure.
But there's this kid in my class, and he's possibly the funniest kid ever.
but he doesn't laugh.
at anything.
You are quite the comedic gent, i must say.
Well I saw an oppurtunity and I...milked the shit out of it with a generic response.
CONFORMING! Woo.
I recall saying something at school. A friend was poking my stomach nonstop, and it got on my nerves. And then I shouted: "Go fucking poke your clitoris instead!". I don't know why, but everyone started laughing like crazy.
It wasn't exactly funny, but random.
wut
Theres this guy in my Spanish class who is a compete loser and is very annoying to everyone in the class, inculding the teacher.
One time we were learning about "going out" or something and the kid asked the teacher how to say "Il pick you up at seven" in spanish and i said out loud " Dont think youll need to worry about that one".
Pretty funny at the time, even the teacher laughed. But the kid is still annoying as hell...
I can promise you, that's not the funniest thing you have ever said.
Unless you are really unfunny.
At 2/21/09 05:05 PM, JollySpace wrote: I can promise you, that's not the funniest thing you have ever said.
Unless you are really unfunny.
I wouldn't doubt it for second.
At 2/21/09 01:48 PM, gizmo12345 wrote: mom says back. who the fuck cares, some kids have no arms. so i said back. yeah well those kids get nice big houses built by ty pennington with pcs controlled with their eyes, college scholorships paid for by CVS, and robotic limps with built in mp3 players
yeah, about 0.0000001% of people with no arms get that
It's a matter of opinion.
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I've had great food today... and 75% of a sandwich.
Take another bite and you'll have had a whole one.
*Bite*
And I just had 95% of a sandwich.
(It was a good sandwich)
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this other time i was in class, i think it was fifth grade. and this kid stood up and gave a presentation. when he was done he said does anyone have a question? and i raised my hand, when he called on me, i said "can i goto the bathroom?" the class had a good laugh. this was fifth grade so it didnt take much.but i thought it was clever at the time
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