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Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 08:26:36 Reply

So on my way to University today I walked past one of the council vans responsible for keeping the streets clean from chewing gum and other shit, but I had to double back when I saw something that caught my eye...

What is the purpose of having a freaky mask like this in a cleaner's van?

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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 08:27:41 Reply

Maybe he likes being a Transexual Werewolf in his spare time.

Is it wrong the image is giving me a boner?

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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 08:27:48 Reply

He wears it when he rapes children in the back of his van obviously.


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 08:27:56 Reply

I think it is quite obviously a sex mask... I have a couple of them. They're kinky. They're twisted. They're fucking awesome.


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 08:28:05 Reply

At 2/19/09 08:26 AM, Black-Ops wrote:
What is the purpose of having a freaky mask like this in a cleaner's van?

Clearly midnight rape.


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 08:28:22 Reply

At 2/19/09 08:26 AM, Black-Ops wrote: So on my way to University today I walked past one of the council vans responsible for keeping the streets clean from chewing gum and other shit, but I had to double back when I saw something that caught my eye...

What is the purpose of having a freaky mask like this in a cleaner's van?

So a loser can put it on his van so he doesn't look as pathetic as he is?


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 08:29:06 Reply

i smell a peado van

but seriousley theyre gonna rape you
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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 08:30:19 Reply

To scare people like you away from stealing his stuff! >=3


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 08:32:32 Reply

To scare little shits away from his van?


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 08:32:39 Reply

At 2/19/09 08:28 AM, carlosbarn wrote: So a loser can put it on his van so he doesn't look as pathetic as he is?

Dur hurrr! Good one chummy.

But in all seriousness here, it's obviously for emergency rape.

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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 09:04:36 Reply

The mask for afforementioned rape and knifing families in their sleep, the pink hat for hen nights.

Look further and you'll find duct tape, and Italian switchblade set and a red learner badge which hangs round the neck.


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 09:36:29 Reply

its to scare away hippies and whatnot


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 09:42:00 Reply

To make someone make a topic on the internet and then have a bunch of people to post there, but we're way too smart for that...

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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 09:56:38 Reply

Suspicious van + suspicious mask = rapist.


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 09:57:33 Reply

Captures little children while he wears it?

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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 10:15:22 Reply

They scare little children and then make their parents pay them to stop scaring them. It's fairly lucrative.


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 11:12:58 Reply

At 2/19/09 08:26 AM, Black-Ops wrote: What is the purpose of having a freaky mask like this in a cleaner's van?

To scare hobos away while he's cleaning? He doesn't want his hard work ruined by hobos.
That or he uses it while raping childran.


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 11:15:25 Reply

At 2/19/09 08:26 AM, Black-Ops wrote:
What is the purpose of having a freaky mask like this in a cleaner's van?

Guess he's cleaning in more ways then one.

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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 11:31:10 Reply

At 2/19/09 08:28 AM, REDSPADES wrote:
At 2/19/09 08:26 AM, Black-Ops wrote:
What is the purpose of having a freaky mask like this in a cleaner's van?
Clearly midnight rape.

At midnight I could swear the cleaning man.. Transforms


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 11:32:08 Reply

Oh god, that reminds me of some porn I saw once with a guy in a pig mask.

Perhaps he wears it while he bones his girlfriend?


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 11:36:56 Reply

its so people wont take pictures of his van and put it on newgrounds...guess it didn't work to well did it.

but seriously wouldn't it be fun to have a mask like that... wait for some one to walk by... JUMP OUT AND SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA THEM!

also rape :X
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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 11:45:48 Reply

He uses it to fight STREET GOBLINS.

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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 12:05:47 Reply

So it is agreed: this man uses the mask to scare kids/rape people/rape scared kids.

But srsly, what Fyndir said.

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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 12:16:09 Reply

At 2/19/09 11:45 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: He uses it to fight STREET GOBLINS.

This is the most logcal explenation I have seen. Why rape someone when you can fight street goblins?


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Response to Seen a weird mask in this guy's van 2009-02-19 12:20:48 Reply

At 2/19/09 08:29 AM, paradox9 wrote: i smell a peado van

but seriousley theyre gonna rape you

idk... doesn't look like theres much room in that van for molesting...

a lot of equipment there...