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I used to think uncle Ben was white but then soon my eyes developed and I saw the truth. I also used to think that my cupboards would eat me while i slept :(

At 2/18/09 09:07 PM, TheThirdSix wrote:

At 2/18/09 09:05 PM, K0RKZ-II wrote: Faking me death
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Get the fuck out of my thread.

Agreed, get the fuck out of his thread.

Also, I cannot remember any of my childhood thoughts.

At 2/18/09 10:52 PM, killaboy69 wrote: How the fuck is this person a mod?

*cough*reviewmod*cough*

Also, I used to think being a "Bad Boy" was cool. I was like 10 when I thought this.

I used to think that sex was about having your balls grow an extra projection and penetrate the woman somehow. That's right, this was after the birds and the bees.

I had (and still do, to this day) a terrible memory.

My trouser legs, well I didn't know what they were called, so I called them 'leg sleeves'.

Squirrels were also called 'tree rabbits'...

I used to think that hitting my head against the wall was good for your brains.. I still do though.
I also thought that people on newgrounds were crazy :O I was one fool back then..

I thought that santa would one day be stuck in the chimney and I could rob him, and keep all the presents for myself, and poke santa with a stick.

I used to think that if I swallowed my toothpaste I would die when I was 12. Before I heard this I used to swallow my toothpaste instead of spitting it out and then after that I didn't. I was probably only about 4 when I heard this though. XD

At 2/18/09 09:05 PM, TheThirdSix wrote: Remember when you were a little child and the world confused you? Remember the things you thought were true that you later found to be bullshit? Think of some of those things.

I used to think that girls pissed out their ass, and that street signs with an arrow pointing forward meant go straight up in the air.

wait, so girls dont piss out their ass??

When I was younger...
I still had hope in Humanity.
I thought Avril Lavigne (?) was good
Same with Akon (Thank you, NG!)
I though Tupac was a chinese food

Wow. I was an Idiot.

As a kid I thought that the world revolved around my hometown and that there was nowhere else that existed. I lived a very isolated life.

One thing: I always thought that it was stupid for an arrow to point forward because I thought that it meant up and cars can't fly.

i thought my brother and sister were all different colors then me because that's the way they turned out. Actually i found out they are only my half brother and sister.

At 2/19/09 06:29 AM, headshooter wrote: One thing: I always thought that it was stupid for an arrow to point forward because I thought that it meant up and cars can't fly.

I always thought they could..

At 2/18/09 09:09 PM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: I thought that boys had little elephants between their legs and I was jealous of them having them there while I, and others were left with no animal at all.

With the exception of that, I knew everything.

Are you kidding? You've got the noble beaver, my most favourite animal of all, quite adept at biting into wood i understand is their skill.

I thought chips was made of butter O.O

I used to believe my family (mum, dad, brother) was out to kill me. Every time I went to bed I used to lay awake, shit scared they would come in and kill me.

That the sole purpose of a factory was to produce clouds.

At 2/18/09 10:52 PM, killaboy69 wrote:

With the exception of that, I knew everything.

How the fuck is this person a mod?

Hey, it was a joke, but I did know everything.

i used to think that if you broke the TV screen you could climb in to whatever program was on

I thought if an adult fell they'd autoaticly break a bone because they seemed so tall to me.

I actually believed the world was a safe place.

At 2/18/09 09:08 PM, aninjaman wrote: I used to think Good Charlotte was a good band.

dude i was thinking bout them today becuase i used to think they were good too man i was too young

I used to believe that rain was actually dinosaur wee, and that the pyjama fairy folded my pj's and put them under my pillow....>.>

when I was young I believed my mom was actually just really tired when in reality she was high as a kite!

I use to believe everyone would one day find there soulmate

Oh, this is fun. When I was little I thought that the power plant was a cloud machine, in the future that cars could fly, and that Newgrounds would mature.

None of them were real/ever happened.

I used to think that before colored television that life was in black and white. So one day everyone just woke up and saw these bright colors.

when I was about 2-3 years old I used to think that the car knew what direction you where going to turn and thats why the blinker came on... yeah pretty crazy...

I used to think Poland was like Antarctica, just snowy all the time, and that Hip-Hop was good :/

I thought that girls pissed out of their arses, doctors cut open women's stomachs to get babies outand that looking at someone's feet is like looking at someone naked. Strange.

Guys turn 15 and girls turn 16 xD.