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At 2/18/09 07:21 PM, jds74 wrote:

At 2/18/09 07:18 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote:

At 2/18/09 07:16 PM, Mr-Coffee wrote:

At 2/18/09 07:15 PM, RenB wrote: Obviously your father is a nazi...

Incorrect, sir. Nazis are gentlemen and love fluffy wuffy kitties.

Little known fact, Nazis created Lolcats.

your such a liar.

I kid you not. They did.

I bet it just adds irony to the situation that he had to clean it up anyway.

How the hell do you not smell a pile of shit for three years? Does your house smell like shit usually?

Should've used the dead cat as a rag to clean up all the shit.

At 2/18/09 07:10 PM, Mr-Coffee wrote: It's all good. That's a totally level-headed response to excessive amounts of shit under a basement staircase.

This. Your dad took the life out of the cat, because it crapped excessively on the wrong place.

And did i tell you that cats don't understand the idea of punishment for doing "wrong" things?

man poor cat i love cats im gonna kill your father!!! lol jk but poor cat wait a minute does your dad have a gun??????

At 2/18/09 07:37 PM, gamejunkie wrote: What a waste of a bullet! Whatever happened to the good old bucket of water. Aaaah, the good old days.

man believe me its not a whaste of bullet because it took out a poor cat life!

At 2/18/09 07:13 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: He should have rolled your cat up in a carpet, put the carpet in concrete, and thrown it into the river/ocean. So much better and creative than the woods idea.

Oh, and sorry for you loss.

wow you will be a great father

At 2/18/09 07:07 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote: Hes trying to convince me that this is the right thing to do, is he right or am I just to blinded by my love for my pets?

it probably wasnt but it sounds hilarious

This shit is obviously fake.Why do you people still give this little whore attention?

LMAO iv never laughed so much at a thread topic.

At 2/18/09 08:02 PM, Olivera123 wrote:

At 2/18/09 07:13 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: He should have rolled your cat up in a carpet, put the carpet in concrete, and thrown it into the river/ocean. So much better and creative than the woods idea.

Oh, and sorry for you loss.

wow you will be a great father

I'm going to change my name to Tony and join the mob. :3

At 2/18/09 08:02 PM, lawlmaster wrote: This shit is obviously fake.Why do you people still give this little whore attention?

Why is this fake, a boy can have three cats and one who doesn't use the litter box. He could also have an old fashion father and live in a semi-rural area. The fact is there is nothing wrong with this story, or any way implying that he isn't telling the truth.

That's....That's....horrible! Who would do someth---

PFFFFFFT!!!!!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear lord! Aha, ahaha....AHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Harsh much?

LOL YOUR CAT HAS LOST THE GAME

At 2/18/09 07:37 PM, Mr-Coffee wrote:

At 2/18/09 07:37 PM, gamejunkie wrote: What a waste of a bullet! Whatever happened to the good old bucket of water. Aaaah, the good old days.

Sounds like a waste of water.

Not true, water on your garden is proven to make plantlife grow 2% to 4% more rapidly when enriched with dead cat. And if worse comes to worse its always a great drinks mixer. Yum. Gin and tonic cat water.

At 2/18/09 07:07 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote:

Hes trying to convince me that this is the right thing to do, is he right or am I just to blinded by my love for my pets?

Hell, no your dad was being a giant jackass. That was a despicable thing to do. Shooting the cat? Just fucking housebreak it! I would call PETA on him right now if I knew your adress.

uh huh

I can't help but laughing at some of these responses, but I am sorry about your cat man report him to animal society or the police or something shooting a cat for doing a shit is not a good response. He needs therapy RAWWWWWWWWWWW I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU FOR NOT FLUISHING APRJEPOARAWRRR EAT LED PEWPEW

At 2/18/09 07:11 PM, agustana wrote: Haha.

i had the same exact of reaction before i even read this, but you should get over it. it's like if a guy lived in your house but refused to use the toilet and shit everywhere.

Shooting a cat?That's a waste of a good bullet.And he's a complete jackass for doing that.I wold rather give the cat away or punt it.

hahahahahaha, my god

It's not right to fucking shoot a cat because it pisses, your landlord doesn't fucking kill you if you shit in your house, he tells you to clean it out or learns how to, which is what your dumbass dad should've done.

What an ass.

lmao, the title was enough to send me into a fit of laughter.

Maybe he had a shitty day, saw the piles of shit, and decided to take his anger out on the cat because he had the opportunity to do something out of anger while having a justification for it.

At 2/18/09 08:14 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
Not true, water on your garden is proven to make plantlife grow 2% to 4% more rapidly when enriched with dead cat. And if worse comes to worse its always a great drinks mixer. Yum. Gin and tonic cat water.

Touché, sir. I am swayed by your logic.

That's fucking murder. He should be arrested. Of course if my dog was shot by my father, I'd throw a lawsuit on him.

At 2/18/09 08:07 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:

Why is this fake, a boy can have three cats and one who doesn't use the litter box. He could also have an old fashion father and live in a semi-rural area. The fact is there is nothing wrong with this story, or any way implying that he isn't telling the truth.

Maybe but it seems highly unlikely.

Didn't Ozzy do that?

At 2/18/09 07:27 PM, TheSongSalad wrote: i have three cats. they rock. make your cat an outside cat?

Well.. Hes an outside cat now

Dood! They should turn this into a movie; however, they should change the cat to a dog and your character should be forced by your dad to shoot it.

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