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Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:12:32 Reply

Toddler marries Dog

The reason for this is because it was ment to defeat a evil Tiger curse and prevent the child from dieing in a future Tiger Attack.

This is just really stupid.

What you you guys think about this?

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:13:23 Reply

Thats pretty stupid alright...

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:13:46 Reply

Madness...

No not Sparta...
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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:14:30 Reply

Well...That's just fine.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:15:25 Reply

I doubt the tiger is very happy.

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:16:18 Reply

At 2/18/09 04:15 PM, Mr-Coffee wrote: I doubt the tiger is very happy.

Yea I'd be inclied to agree, poor stripey kitty :<


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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:16:28 Reply

That's pretty weird - Seriously, marrying a dog to get rid of a "tiger curse"?


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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:16:22 Reply

That's one party I'd love to attend. I seriously doubt anyone else could top that.

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:17:01 Reply

If this was in a modern setting, I'd question the sanity of the people involved.
However, since it's in a tribe and involves a religion of such, it doesn't make it THAT crazy.

Pretty interesting superstition, though.

Guess what?

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:17:44 Reply

Lucky Bitch (Female Dog)

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:20:37 Reply

At 2/18/09 04:18 PM, Eggys wrote: Oh, I'm glad for her. The tiger could have come and killed her tomorrow, you know?

It is a HE, His dad must be really parinoid about tiger attacks

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:24:23 Reply

What the fuck was that?... I have some teeth growing through this means I definitely will be killed by a tiger... The next thing they're going to do is to get him to meet a tiger and become friends with most likely, what retards,

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:24:35 Reply

At 2/18/09 04:20 PM, IRlzI wrote:
At 2/18/09 04:18 PM, Eggys wrote:

It is a HE, His dad must be really parinoid about tiger attacks

Well i was pretty paranoid about chimp attacks,but some poor fool lost his face.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:30:56 Reply

At 2/18/09 04:24 PM, killaboy69 wrote: What the fuck was that?... I have some teeth growing through this means I definitely will be killed by a tiger...

That's what you say ... until you get a mysterious, growling crate delivered from India ;)

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:31:23 Reply

At 2/18/09 04:24 PM, speakerlight wrote:
Well i was pretty paranoid about chimp attacks,but some poor fool lost his face.

Its his dad's fault, he forgot to get him son/daughter to marry an animal

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:32:49 Reply

Life's a bitch, then you marry one

True that.


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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:35:39 Reply

Well she's still alive, so it must be working.


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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:35:46 Reply

At 2/18/09 04:24 PM, killaboy69 wrote: What the fuck was that?... I have some teeth growing through this means I definitely will be killed by a tiger...

Yeah that's kinda what I thought...isn't teeth growing from the upper chair just a part of infant development?


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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:42:50 Reply

There going to have fun on the honeymoon.

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:47:24 Reply

He can still marry properly though so thats good. Little fucking weird still.

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:51:02 Reply

Indians, you so fucking CRAZY!


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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:53:14 Reply

I can't stop laughing at the headline. This is gold.


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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:53:58 Reply

At 2/18/09 04:42 PM, sldghmmr wrote: There going to have fun on the honeymoon.

Yeah, but about ten years from now that old bitch is going to be barking at him constantly to go out and get a job and shit. Then she'll die because she's a dog.

Also, I prefer my bestiality the other way: a dog fucking a (preferably JB-looking) girl, not a dude fucking a dog.

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 16:58:11 Reply

Just wondering..

The guy who told them that teeth were growing were a sign that he was going to die by tigers must of been High or the priest or something

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 17:00:34 Reply

Also, I have a tooth growing from my gum. Had it for years, never bothered getting it taken out.

Am I vulnerable to tiger attacks now?


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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 17:02:43 Reply

foreign beliefs are foreign..
NOW LETS RAVE, SHALL WE?

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 17:03:29 Reply

At 2/18/09 05:00 PM, TheMaster wrote: Also, I have a tooth growing from my gum. Had it for years, never bothered getting it taken out.

Am I vulnerable to tiger attacks now?

Yes, Eventually one day you are going to get killed by one.

your only hope is to marry the nearest domestic animial relative to your position.

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 17:04:55 Reply

Am i the only one or does any of you are getting bored of this shit stories.

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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 17:06:44 Reply

So will he ... the dog or what?


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Response to Toddler marries a Dog 2009-02-18 17:17:14 Reply

At 2/18/09 05:00 PM, TheMaster wrote: Also, I have a tooth growing from my gum. Had it for years, never bothered getting it taken out.

Am I vulnerable to tiger attacks now?

Yes.

P.S: RAWR RAWR.

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