At 2/18/09 03:26 PM, metalgearray wrote: that's the reason why i hate monkey they are fucking bastards >:(
IT WASN'T A MONKEY!
Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf
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If at first you don't succeed, then you suck.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? All of it.
This made the local news where I live. I chuckled at it and my sister gave me a nasty look.
At 2/18/09 03:48 PM, Talio17 wrote: the monkey WAS agaitated, though
It wasn't a monkey!
Get your hands off me you dirty ape!!!
I feel weird for listening to that 911call, I don't know if the chimp was attacking her on the phone but it sounds like I heard a woman get nearly murdered.
At 2/18/09 01:20 PM, GHOST-KILLA wrote: atleast i think it killed her :S
ripped of her face then ripped her to pieces :S
dont know if its bin posted sorry if has, but jesus christ at it.
In future do not take a monkeys bannanas
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Did the woman say it was eating her friend as well as tearing her apart? What the hell would make a chimp do that?
At 2/18/09 04:34 PM, Olzie wrote:At 2/18/09 01:20 PM, GHOST-KILLA wrote: atleast i think it killed her :SIn future do not take a monkeys bannanas
ripped of her face then ripped her to pieces :S
dont know if its bin posted sorry if has, but jesus christ at it.
It's a chimp!
She can get a skin graft to replace her old one, but its gotta come from her back
or legs, somewhere where the skin matched that of her face.
They have cookie monster on a diet... god have mercy on us all...
Poor chimp got stabed and shoveled in the head
"My chimpanzee! He ripped her apart! Shoot him, shoot him!"
"There's a man down. He doesn't look good," he says, referring to the disfigured Nash. "We've got to get this guy out of here. He's got no face."
Pronoun confusion?
I remember reading a detective story by Edgar Allan Poe (the name escapes me, but whatever) and the murderer turned out to be a orangutan. I thought it was the most retarded, unbelievable bullshit ever, until a few weeks later when this happened.
Very similar incident, only 3 years ago... and while his face did get moderately ripped up, probably not as bad as the lady in this story, he lost a fucking testicle.
A TESTICLE.
Chimps are badass, straight up, and I've learned to leave those fuckers alone after all these shenanigans.
why did the chimp have to die??! bitch killed him. all he did was rip a moron's face off.
PLEEZ STEEL MY SIGNICHUR
At 2/18/09 05:13 PM, three-point-oh wrote: She can get a skin graft to replace her old one, but its gotta come from her back
or legs, somewhere where the skin matched that of her face.
maybe her ass?
PLEEZ STEEL MY SIGNICHUR
I'm just gonna say it was a monkey to annoy all the bastards in this thread.
LOL.
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The 911 guy doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. It's not a monkey. It's an ape.
Lucky? My middle name is Luck. Bad is my first name, tho.
... that is some fucked up shit. No doubt that some retard film maker will make some kind of movie with Chimps going around and ripping off people's faces. Damn it must suck for the person with no face, I mean not able to see or eat? that shit is cruel right there.And why the fuck would they give monkeys drugs?
Bringing back old shit.
Just be lucky he didn't have the rage virus.
And if we run outta bullets? Heh, baby, they're gonna wish we hadn't....
We need to exterminate all monkeys. Seriously, what good do they serve mankind?
At 2/18/09 06:22 PM, agustana wrote:At 2/18/09 01:43 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: She is still alive actually, but she has no face. Ouch.Now she's got a cool story to tell everyone.
Isn't that the goal of any bizarre encounter?
At 2/18/09 06:22 PM, agustana wrote:At 2/18/09 01:43 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: She is still alive actually, but she has no face. Ouch.Now she's got a cool story to tell everyone.
Too bad she won't be able to talk about them.
This exactly why i hate black people!
JK, lol.
I like men, GEY MEN.
At 2/18/09 01:46 PM, toiletBallz wrote:At 2/18/09 01:43 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: She is still alive actually, but she has no face. Ouch.I'm sure she can get a new one...right?
Have you seen Face/Off with Nicholas Cage and John Travolta? It's totally possible lol!
The only thing I don't like about this is that she will have the face of a 20-year-old, yet the body of a 55-year-old....
Ezekiel 25:69
: "He masturbated with great vengence and furious anger, striking those who
: attempted to poison and destroy his unit..."
A chimpanzee did this?! And I thought gorillas were strong!
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
This thread 90 percent consists of people calling the chimp a monkey, and nerdfags raging at them for not calling them by their proper names.
Anyway, yeah chimps go apeshit sometimes.
See what I did there?
