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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 15:29:13 Reply

I guess you could say it went apeshit on her.


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 15:31:42 Reply

First, the title of this made me laugh - it was like 'How dare she be killed by a chimpanzee?!'

Also, chimps are vicious.

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 15:34:12 Reply

At 2/18/09 01:46 PM, toiletBallz wrote:
At 2/18/09 01:43 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: She is still alive actually, but she has no face. Ouch.
I'm sure she can get a new one...right?

yeah , she might get a transplant

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 15:44:46 Reply

At 2/18/09 03:26 PM, metalgearray wrote: that's the reason why i hate monkey they are fucking bastards >:(

IT WASN'T A MONKEY!

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 15:48:34 Reply

the monkey WAS agaitated, though


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 16:03:48 Reply

This made the local news where I live. I chuckled at it and my sister gave me a nasty look.

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 16:08:05 Reply

At 2/18/09 03:48 PM, Talio17 wrote: the monkey WAS agaitated, though

It wasn't a monkey!

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 16:12:52 Reply

Get your hands off me you dirty ape!!!


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 16:26:18 Reply

I feel weird for listening to that 911call, I don't know if the chimp was attacking her on the phone but it sounds like I heard a woman get nearly murdered.


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 16:34:45 Reply

At 2/18/09 01:20 PM, GHOST-KILLA wrote: atleast i think it killed her :S
ripped of her face then ripped her to pieces :S
dont know if its bin posted sorry if has, but jesus christ at it.

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 16:54:03 Reply

A discussion on evolution is inevitable,

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 17:07:51 Reply

Did the woman say it was eating her friend as well as tearing her apart? What the hell would make a chimp do that?

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 17:12:13 Reply

At 2/18/09 04:34 PM, Olzie wrote:
At 2/18/09 01:20 PM, GHOST-KILLA wrote: atleast i think it killed her :S
ripped of her face then ripped her to pieces :S
dont know if its bin posted sorry if has, but jesus christ at it.
In future do not take a monkeys bannanas

It's a chimp!

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 17:13:54 Reply

She can get a skin graft to replace her old one, but its gotta come from her back
or legs, somewhere where the skin matched that of her face.


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 17:14:49 Reply

Oh yeah I saw that on the news today.

lol

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 17:18:10 Reply

Poor chimp got stabed and shoveled in the head

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 17:19:31 Reply

"My chimpanzee! He ripped her apart! Shoot him, shoot him!"

"There's a man down. He doesn't look good," he says, referring to the disfigured Nash. "We've got to get this guy out of here. He's got no face."

Pronoun confusion?

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 17:26:22 Reply

I remember reading a detective story by Edgar Allan Poe (the name escapes me, but whatever) and the murderer turned out to be a orangutan. I thought it was the most retarded, unbelievable bullshit ever, until a few weeks later when this happened.

Very similar incident, only 3 years ago... and while his face did get moderately ripped up, probably not as bad as the lady in this story, he lost a fucking testicle.

A TESTICLE.

Chimps are badass, straight up, and I've learned to leave those fuckers alone after all these shenanigans.

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 18:09:27 Reply

why did the chimp have to die??! bitch killed him. all he did was rip a moron's face off.


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 18:11:06 Reply

At 2/18/09 05:13 PM, three-point-oh wrote: She can get a skin graft to replace her old one, but its gotta come from her back
or legs, somewhere where the skin matched that of her face.

maybe her ass?


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 18:12:18 Reply

I'm just gonna say it was a monkey to annoy all the bastards in this thread.

LOL.


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 18:13:33 Reply

The 911 guy doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. It's not a monkey. It's an ape.


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 18:15:45 Reply

... that is some fucked up shit. No doubt that some retard film maker will make some kind of movie with Chimps going around and ripping off people's faces. Damn it must suck for the person with no face, I mean not able to see or eat? that shit is cruel right there.And why the fuck would they give monkeys drugs?


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 18:18:51 Reply

He is the worst criminal ever.

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 18:21:10 Reply

Just be lucky he didn't have the rage virus.


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 18:22:54 Reply

We need to exterminate all monkeys. Seriously, what good do they serve mankind?

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 18:57:50 Reply

At 2/18/09 06:22 PM, agustana wrote:
At 2/18/09 01:43 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: She is still alive actually, but she has no face. Ouch.
Now she's got a cool story to tell everyone.

Isn't that the goal of any bizarre encounter?

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 18:59:11 Reply

At 2/18/09 06:22 PM, agustana wrote:
At 2/18/09 01:43 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: She is still alive actually, but she has no face. Ouch.
Now she's got a cool story to tell everyone.

Too bad she won't be able to talk about them.

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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 19:00:15 Reply

I laughed when I read this title. I think I'm evil now.


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Response to Woman killed by chimpanzee wtf 2009-02-18 19:01:07 Reply

This exactly why i hate black people!


JK, lol.

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