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At 2/18/09 08:58 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Recent episodes here, not the older classics.
Basically, just fill in the blanks.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer _______________

Has sex with a chicken

()Marge meets a man who is a _______________ and forms a bond with him

Drug adict

()The man is voiced by guest star _________________

The Man from Del Monte

()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a ____________

Monkey

()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save ____________

Alcoholics anonymous

()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by _____________

Giving her the body of a dead hooker called Margaret

THE END

Enjoy...

and another

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer bought an expensive phone contract
()Marge meets a man who is a spy and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Dennis Batemen
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a game tester
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save Krusty from the Mob
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by using a tazer on the spy.

Pretty much a good episode.

Doctor! Doctorr! Medic!

i agree.

ive seen like a million episodes where they get pissed, split up, and get back together.

once there was one where the guy she got together with loved manatees O_o

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer is a scientologist scum
()Marge meets a man who is Dolemite motherfucker!
()The man is voiced by guest star Ruddy Ray Moore's ghost.
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a rent boy
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save The Simpsons from mediocrity
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by destroying her thetans.

Marge and Homer split up because Homer shoved his house up his ass
Marge meets a man who is a rapist and forms a bond with him
The man is voiced by guest star Barack Obama
SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a hooker
SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save a broken couch on the side of the street
In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by throwing himself off a cliff

THE END

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer was arrested for the charge of double homicide.
()Marge meets a man who was injured in his rampage and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Tom Fulp
()Bart gets a job cleaning up the blood and corpses at the attack site
()Lisa attempts to save her father from death row.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by pleading out with the prosecution to go to a mental hospital to revice treatment for post ramatic stress syndrom caused by him being in the Iraq war.

cue the Law and Order end theme.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer accidently caused a spatial paradox by killing a small fish
()Marge meets a man who is a piece of rotted cheese, and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Wade Fulp
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a Drug dealer, who is 2 foot tall with the head of a earwig.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save her virginity, but fails as she is viciously raped by Nelson and Milhouse
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by going mad and killing the rest of the population, then he makes a porn film with her, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, and then they all have sex.

THE END.

Quite a fun episode, actually.

Keep 'em coming folks!
We'll put the writers to shame.

Guys they are gonna take your ideas, seriously. Your filling in the blanks are more creative then the writers :P

yeah , these new episodes are bad

At 2/18/09 03:37 PM, Xurch wrote: Guys they are gonna take your ideas, seriously. Your filling in the blanks are more creative then the writers :P

Yup. Definitely better.

We should get a Grammy/Emmy/whatever for this.

Marge and Homer split up because Homer took a shit in the bathtub
Marge meets a man who is a animal shelter worker and forms a bond with him
The man is voiced by guest star Matt Damon
SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a hitman for nerds
SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save a Museum for rocks which nobody goes to
In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by saving her from the rapist at the animal shelter

At 2/18/09 03:43 PM, Torture-Frost wrote: Marge and Homer split up because Homer took a shit in the bathtub

I don't know why, but i found that really funny.

But what should I tell the doctor Johnny?

Tell 'im to go suck a lemon

At 2/18/09 03:45 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 2/18/09 03:43 PM, Torture-Frost wrote: Marge and Homer split up because Homer took a shit in the bathtub

I don't know why, but i found that really funny.

Me too.

Quadneutral.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer becomes Burns' man-slave
()Marge meets a man who is a wannabe gangsta and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Adrian Oyala
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a Pokémon Trainer
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save the fleshlight factory
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by catching 'em all!

At 2/18/09 03:48 PM, IAmTheMonty wrote: ()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save the fleshlight factory

Here's your internets, sir.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer DECIDED NOT TO JOIN THE SS
()Marge meets a man who is a SS TROOPER and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star ADOLF HITLER
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a AMMUNITION CARRIER FOR THE ALLMIGHTY FUER
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save THE COMMUNIST REBEL'S, BUT GETS SHOT
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by STRANGLING 6 COMMUNIST'S AND DRAGGING THERE CORPSE'S TO HER DOORSTEP

simpsons 1940's germany edition.., written by adolf hitler..

New Simpsons episode.

Title: Disaster.

Marge and Homer split up because Homer has cancer.
Marge meets a man who is a cannibal and forms a bond with him.
The man is voiced by guest star Dan Schneider
SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a McDonalds worker.
SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save herself from dying, but dies.
In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by getting terminal cancer.

THE END

Wow...that was graphic.

At 2/18/09 08:58 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Recent episodes here, not the older classics.
Basically, just fill in the blanks.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer split up (A)
()Marge meets a man who is a real man and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star miley cyrus
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a cs player
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save stuff
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by doing stuff that i can´t tell you

THE END

Enjoy...

okay..
that was all but now i messed up the quote stuff so i have to write this.
hello how are you , you shouldnt call this spam it was just a miistake of me that i dont want to waste time fixing

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer is anally raping her
()Marge meets a man who is a secret professional anal rapist and forms an orgy with him
()The man is voiced by guest star John Thomas
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a professional anal rapist
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save her self from being anally raped by both her new father and his now-apprentice in the field of anal rape, Bart.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by having an anal rape contest with the new father to see who's better at both being anally raped, and anally raping someone. ultimately, the police find out about the incest going on in the Simpson household, decide to arrest all the anal rapists in Springfield (the whole population) and all have one big anal orgy in jail, they all escape, and rape everyone in the universe.

do you see the recurring theme here?

At 2/18/09 10:04 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 2/18/09 09:25 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

But on OP, yeah, this is how it seems to work these days. A few years ago was worse, though, when Homer was reduced toa complete Jerkass Idiot. There are more than one episodes where he just starts singing and prancing about for a few minutes while the rest of the family look at him in an odd way. I want to slap whoever came up with those scenes.

Usually stuff like "it used to be better" are just pointless nostalgia, but with Simpsons, it's true. The Movie did save face for them, though.

You've got the exact same point I believe in, The Simpsons did turn HORRIBLE for a few years and now are trying to claw themselves back up again to sustainable, original stories... They've been stumbling, but hey, they're trying a lot harder than they were a few years...

The Simpsons can be seen as a recovering alcoholic really, they just liked to have a few drinks every once in a while during the beginning years with wacky episodes (Bart Gets An Elephant), then they went on a fullon binge, drinking everything in site for a few years (Most of Seasons 10 through 15), now they've joined AA and have started the 12 step program, first having trouble grasping it, but eventually trying to get back to how things were... But things won't ever been the same... (See, Seasons 16 through 20 have been FAIRLY watchable.) The movie was just a build up over 6 years...

This is more a criticism of Simpons than a forum game, so her goes.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer spends too much time with James Woods
()Marge meets a man who is a gay manatee loving celebrity and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star... erm... Obama.
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a paper boy
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save her school's... special needs... lavatory.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by killing.. James Woods?

And then Family Guy fans freak out and threaten to burn down several estate buildings because it bears a passing resemblance to several episodes.

Recent episodes here, not the older classics.
Basically, just fill in the blanks.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer rocket propelled shit all over the house,
()Marge meets a man who is a dick and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Tom Fulp
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a NG moderator
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save penicorns everywhere
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by peeing in her butt.

THE END

Enjoy...

Theres your fucking story

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer eats all the food and steals money from the Church picnic
()Marge meets a man who is a God follower (called John) and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Collin Mochery
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a public stripper
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save Homer from his eating habits
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by proving John stole the money, but Homer ate the food :(

At 2/18/09 08:58 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer _______________

was caught text messaging during class.

()Marge meets a man who is a _______________ and forms a bond with him

PENISH LAND

()The man is voiced by guest star _________________

emo kid

()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a ____________

porn star

()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save ____________

her fallout 3 game before she died.

()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by _____________

WTF

THE END

Enjoy...

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer found out he was gay.
()Marge meets a man who is a gigalo and forms a bond with him. ()The man is voiced by guest star Matt Groening.
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a hooker
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save a old bum from being eaten alive by wild dogs with rabies.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by taking a shit on the gigalo. The fumes poisons the man and Marge decides too go back too homer (for his money).

This is fun! :D

Marge and Homer split up because Homer's neglect got maggie kidnapped and murdered (Jon Bene Ramsay style)
Marge meets a man who is a black man and forms a bond with him
The man is voiced by guest star Snoop Dee oh double G
SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a Krusty Clown cook
SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save Comic Book Guy who's stuck in a door threshold.
In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by framing the black guy.

At 2/18/09 08:58 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Recent episodes here, not the older classics.
Basically, just fill in the blanks.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer _______________
()Marge meets a man who is a _______________ and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star _________________
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a ____________
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save ____________
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by _____________

THE END

Enjoy...

1. homer has a small wang
2. Pornstar
3. Arnold Swarzangger
4. Prostate Inspector
5. ???
6. PROFIT!