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Posted at: 2/17/09 08:46 PM

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Piece by piece. She tore up a photo of herself on her way out to somewhere and I've been trying to put it together for a few weeks now. I end up putting it together, but then take it apart convinced it's a bad job and could be done a ton better. I then try turning the pieces around, making weird little photos like I'm Mr Picasso himself! I sometimes use my synesthesia to alter the photos a little my own way. I drink some black-berry juice so the photo begins changing colour a little, the white to red and the black to purple. Sometimes I skip work as a dustbin man just to alter my photo. Sometimes, I think of sharing it with people, but I don't think they would understand. They barely understand me! So I post, anonymously, to ask your opinions on my activity.

This is the best I've done, from scanning each piece and trying to use GIMP to piece them together perfectly.

So I Pieced Her Together...

Swallow your sugar pills, inject your saline, breath in some hydroxide mist and have a nice day.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 08:47 PM

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So is this... a joke or something?


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Posted at: 2/17/09 08:48 PM

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At 2/17/09 08:47 PM, poxpower wrote: So is this... a joke or something?

No. It's a pun.


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Posted at: 2/17/09 08:53 PM

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Tu dum tss?

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At 2/17/09 08:49 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: I dun get it.

Me neither :(


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Posted at: 2/17/09 08:57 PM

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I'd....hit it?

I dunno, try again.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 08:59 PM

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At 2/17/09 08:47 PM, poxpower wrote: So is this... a joke or something?

Either that.... or he seriously lives a really really really sad life. lmao

My favorite singer/actor is Miley Cyrus. What are you going to do about it?

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i'd fucking tap that

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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:07 PM

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So how long did that take you?

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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:08 PM

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why is this worth anyones time?

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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:19 PM

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I'd tap that

I lie to make you feel better

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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:19 PM

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Am I missing something here?

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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:24 PM

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kill yourself immediately if not sooner

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Why did she tear up a photo of herself, relationship issues?

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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:27 PM

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Haha you people suck, that was hilarious.


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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:28 PM

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Why'd you even bother, man? She's like 8.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:40 PM

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My big poster is better....

So I Pieced Her Together...

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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:43 PM

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At 2/17/09 09:40 PM, RyuMaple wrote: My big poster is better....

Anything that covers that hideous wallpaper is better


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At 2/17/09 09:50 PM, agustana wrote:
At 2/17/09 09:28 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Why'd you even bother, man? She's like 8.
more like fifteen.

"Like" 15. I still find 15 hard to believe.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 10:04 PM

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HA ha ha ha ha inside jokes.

It's only funny because I want to be cool...

Wait, no I don't. Not if this is cool.

Not sober anyway...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! You got me good.

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At 2/17/09 09:58 PM, agustana wrote:
"Like" 15. I still find 15 hard to believe.
Turning sixteen this Saturday.

So are you going to look 9 all the sudden?

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Posted at: 2/17/09 10:08 PM

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Or you could just add her on facebook and check out the several, pieced together pics on there, without being a total creeper.

RAWR.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 10:14 PM

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At 2/17/09 10:08 PM, agustana wrote:
At 2/17/09 10:06 PM, HandsomePete wrote: So are you going to look 9 all the sudden?
I don't think I look like I'm eight.

But okay.

I'm just old, I guess... According to the standards in England these days, I'm old enough to be your dad at this point. Everyone looks 5 to me.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 10:19 PM

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At 2/17/09 10:14 PM, HandsomePete wrote: I'm just old, I guess... According to the standards in England these days, I'm old enough to be your dad at this point. Everyone looks 5 to me.

Way to "make a joke, accidentally look like an asshole because they took it too seriously, and then try to pretend you were kidding to not seem like an asshole"

Well done.

RAWR.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 10:21 PM

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At 2/17/09 10:14 PM, HandsomePete wrote:
At 2/17/09 10:08 PM, agustana wrote:
At 2/17/09 10:06 PM, HandsomePete wrote: So are you going to look 9 all the sudden?
I don't think I look like I'm eight.

But okay.
I'm just old, I guess... According to the standards in England these days, I'm old enough to be your dad at this point. Everyone looks 5 to me.

More like Grandad, seeing as it's now acceptable to drop a sprog when you're 12 here.

"One is in your establishment, giving your chaps a bloody good thrashing."

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I think I like this.


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Posted at: 2/18/09 08:02 PM

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I can't see why yoiu find/found it so hard to piece back together those pieces are huge and very clear whats the problem. also im sorry but you are actually a bin man? my BS detector just went off.

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Posted at: 2/18/09 08:06 PM

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Dude, get a life.

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Posted at: 2/18/09 08:09 PM

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lol, hai Kaylee


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